Sooper-hanz Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Similar at Auchterarder. All the boys out the front watching us tee off. Competition tees were about 50 yards back with a low dyke behind the yellow/lassies tee to be cleared. Tees it up just - muttering clear the wall, clear the wall you little white bastard! Tops it of course but just clears the wall. Dancer. Turns away but hear a massive cheer from the lads. Did I not hit the bastard red tee marker, shot 100 foot in the air and landed back behind the dyke. it’s the day out (it has to be) What...,was her name? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Phall curry powder. To be used as a deterrent for the adjacent neighbours' barking ankle-biters and a weedkiller?. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Phall curry powder. To be used as a deterrent for the adjacent neighbours' barking ankle-biters and a weedkiller?. Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, sigh said: Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs ? Nae worries min. I'll certainly let you know how the powder gets on. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 23 hours ago, sigh said: Interested to know how that works out, if it does may try it myself on neighbours dugs The application of the Phall powder hasn’t worked as desired min, so far. The dogs either side of my house did have a good sniff of the gear, which resulted in one of them a sneeze and cough. I did dilute it with hot water before applying the goods with use of a watering can. Next time I buy the powder, I'll put it down neat. Here's the stuff I got loon.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181636112168?hash=item2a4a5b1f28:g:etsAAOSwxYxUsPyk Link to comment
sigh Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The application of the Phall powder hasn’t worked as desired min, so far. The dogs either side of my house did have a good sniff of the gear, which resulted in one of them a sneeze and cough. I did dilute it with hot water before applying the goods with use of a watering can. Next time I buy the powder, I'll put it down neat. Here's the stuff I got loon.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181636112168?hash=item2a4a5b1f28:g:etsAAOSwxYxUsPyk If it didnae work then I'm no repeating the process. I'm thinking of just breaking up a chocolate bar and chucking over the hedge ate various places - dugs like chocolate, dont they? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, sigh said: dugs like chocolate, dont they? They think it's absolutely to die for. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, sigh said: If it didnae work then I'm no repeating the process. I'm thinking of just breaking up a chocolate bar and chucking over the hedge ate various places - dugs like chocolate, dont they? Aye that's very true. They are not too fond of cacao. A couple of years ago there was reports from the local sniffers and curtain-twitchers somebody was allegedly trying to poison dogs in our neighbourhood with cubes of jelly . A couple of cubes were left at oor back door even we haven't got a canine. Odd behaviour. However, I found out who it was without moving from my hoose. It was my former next door neighbour (A dabbler who is in hiding, so I've been told. Nice lad though.). He had a packet of jelly in his hand of which he gave the contents of to his 2 dogs under my watchful view. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 A new bell for my MTB. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A new bell for my MTB. What happened to the old one, did it come to an end?? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 34 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: What happened to the old one, did it come to an end?? ?. The wee fucking dinger bit broke from overuse requesting cunts to move out the way. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: ?. The wee fucking dinger bit broke from overuse requesting cunts to move out the way. It's a bastard when yer dinger no longer dongs and yer bell ends. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Bought an apartment couple of weeks ago, and found out a week later that brewdog intend opening a pub in the close vicinity. Pre knowledge of this would not have affected my decision either way Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Roberto said: I'm honestly so glad you shared this story. ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Apartment. Is that like a flat then??? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Roberto said: I'm honestly so glad you shared this story. Classic humble brag fae the nobody. 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Reckon the owner of this vehicle, is in Boots enquiring for Vagasil? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Probably keeps his vagasil in the freezer Link to comment
Dad Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 That's a cheeky pair of Hunter Chelseas on the way; I'll be stepping about the countryside unworried v shortly 😎 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Dad said: That's a cheeky pair of Hunter Chelseas on the way; I'll be stepping about the countryside unworried v shortly 😎 I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Dad said: That's a cheeky pair of Hunter Chelseas on the way; I'll be stepping about the countryside unworried v shortly 😎 Holy fuck.😂 My wee granny had these with a wee zip up the side and a furry lining. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 What youve bought is half a welly at 6 times the price. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: What youve bought is half a welly at 6 times the price. All that fresh air has went to his heid. Fucking muppet. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: All that fresh air has went to his heid. Fucking muppet. He’ll be caught walking about in the woods wearing those things and fuck all else. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 48 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. Same. I'll not be buying the shoes though. Link to comment
Dad Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 56 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. Earphones are an easy game to win 👍 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 Nothing yet but looking forward to going here. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 Bought a butchered lamb last night, all cut into joints, packaged up and now in the freezer - thats me sorted for grub for a wee while. Link to comment
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