Sooper-hanz Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Here's a clue in rhyme.., The water below was a splishing and a sploshing, But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Here's a clue in rhyme.., The water below was a splishing and a sploshing, But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. Eiffel Tower Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Top board at bon accord baths Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Top board at bon accord baths @pipes Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Here's a clue in rhyme.., The water below was a splishing and a sploshing, But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. Mariana Trench? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Great at shoving Mars Bars up her chuffer. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Great at shoving Mars Bars up her chuffer. One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. That's impressive. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. That's impressive. My favourite was a former colleague, whose fud was described as being ' like a bear's arsehole '. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: My favourite was a former colleague, whose fud was described as being ' like a bear's arsehole '. Now that is impressive ?. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 There’s a masters thesis in that statement right there. Interesting research too. If anyone’s interested I’d recommend trying the lassies bat cave first for reference, THEN going after the bear. Just saying. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. That's impressive. Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the Chunnel is impressive tho… Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2021 Author Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the Chunnel is impressive tho… Or my personal favourite, she had a fanny like a torn Welly ? 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Fanny like a wizards sleeve Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Like throwing a sausage up a close. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Like throwing a sausage up a close. *alleyway @Poodler Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She was so ugly even a sniper wouldn’t take her out. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Fanny like a clowns pocket. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2021 Author Share Posted June 27, 2021 Like a badly packed kebab Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She’s gone on the sesh im watching the original Texas chainsaw massacre. Classic Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Simply Red said: This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos She is very well formed Link to comment
Hoofball Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Simply Red said: This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos She’s a fucking hun unfortunately. Then quickly rejected the notion ever tho is pictured in a hun top. Said was given to her for her birthday by a friend. She needs to get new friends at least Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She’s a disgusting pig Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 I would never touch her boobs and fanny with my cock and mouth Link to comment
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