Match Thread Aberdeen 4 - 1 Hibernian

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

Hateable IT fud BWG gets uncooked pie; attractive famous Dons supporting legend LGIR gets perfectly cooked pie.

 

That is a head scratcher.

 

to be fair, it's usually my man that's gone to get our pies. so it's either his smile and nae mine, or just good luck to date, i think.

 

 

Photographic evidence of LGIRs nice pie is required.

 

next match i attend, i'll take a photo for you

[robbojunior]

 

Fair drive from ABZ to weeg!

 

Before I say that I hope you enjoy your day can you reveal who the other 3 support?

 

This lad is coming up from Bristol yet you can't be fucked getting a bus to Kingsford?

[Betty Swallicks]

 

This lad is coming up from Bristol yet you can't be fucked getting a bus to Kingsford?

 

Why would I get a bus to Kingsford?

[robbojunior]

 

Why would I get a bus to Kingsford?

 

I just said you won't.

[Betty Swallicks]

 

I just said you won't.

 

Seems a random naming places people won't take a bus to or who will take a plane to.

[fine-n-dandy]

Correct father. When you are around such an avalanche of negativity it squashes you and you become some broken, twisted, hag faced, self loathing, misanthrope yourself, capable of saying anything, and before you know it you are essentially..... Tup.

 

Step away, smell the flowers, enjoy the ocean, feel the sand between your toes, the smell of fresh quim in the morning, rub kitties belly and come back refreshed and invigorated and into the fray again. Let's be having you......

And on to the game. Close one to call but I am gonna go 0-5 for the Hibees. hahaha. Up yous. We are due someone a hiding and it may as well be yous. For the laughs. Ronnie Barker is finding some sexual form at last finding his feet and shooting boots. Boyle, the most improved player in Scotland and one of the quickest in the league - Makes Usain Bolt look like a doped up sloth. Marvin Bartley will punch the stupid noses of your silly wags before a ball has been even kicked, and in Lewis Stevenson and Darren McGregor we must have surely the best looking men in the league. Pull your pants down, you're getting pumped.

 

 

 

 

NB. If we get pumped I am going on an extended hiatus after that ^^^^ shite.

 

I look forward to a good old Hibsing

[Bluto10]

Can you please apologize for insulting me go min?

[Bluto10]

Aye

[Bluto10]

Apology accept.

 

 

 

Almost.

 

 

:cool:beer:

 

 

PS - FYI my tolerance had dipped. You should’ve seen me in the past tho. A fuckin drinking machine

 

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[Ernie McCracken]

Whatever team and formation McInnes decides to play we had better make a real effort to get some shots on target and test that hibs keeper because he didn't look very good against der hun.

[tup]

You talking to me Mr Bluto?

Aye you'd best apologise to me as well.

 

Otherwise you will have an ongoing problem.

[Bluto10]

99problems is a decent song but the big Ice T has far better ones.

 

OG\Power era Ice is fuckin ace

[Betty Swallicks]

Sorry for calling you boring, and to @@RAZOR too.

 

I'm just jealous of your alcohol tolerance and fabulous arctic blonde hair.

 

Merry Xmas to you and your wife, if you have one. I suspect you do though, that's why you drink so much and have lost your personality...

 

 

Jokes man.. It's all love.

 

Nae bad ye hibs cunt!

[tup]

99 Problems but a Tup ain't one.

 

You can go and fuck yourself.

 

You make a public apology to Fernando Ricksen and I'll make one to you, and I'll donate money to a charity of your choice.

 

Deal?

What? I never make apologies. I am never in a position where it's necessary.

 

Apologise to Ricksen

 

Apologise for being born.

[zander]

Its good you're back son -

 

But after, all fine and well - cue much chat about whatever bollocks is happening, or we remember something we like and type pish about that.

May I suggest pie and Bovril for this pish?

[mcdougall(4)]

Last time we played these at pittodrie

Friday night

Freezing cold

Willo screamer

Zola played

 

Diddies

[mcdougall(4)]

I was on the Hibs team bus

 

Messy.

Splitter

[Guest milne_afc]

I was on the Hibs team bus

 

Messy.

"Aberdeen boys, we are here,

Drink yer women and shag yer....beer"

[fine-n-dandy]

Who's ref?

[tup]

You don't have any to donate, you're a hardcore drug abuser from Edinburgh who has fled to a favela for reasons not immediately evident.

[northernlights]

Looking forward to the game. Watched Hibs midweek. They were impressive, unlucky to lose. They can play a bit.

 

We'll need to play well but if we do Hibs are prone to lapse in defence/goalkeeping.

 

Should be a good game and a close contest.

 

COYR

[mcdougall(4)]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

[Mouse]

Could go either way tomorrow, though looking forward to it

[dave_min]

Could go either way tomorrow, though looking forward to it

Might also be a draw.

[tup]

Yea, and you're ugly.

 

Probably have warts on your bawbag and a hairy tongue.

 

Why did you go to Brazil is the question here.

 

Drug dealing?

[1903Fitba]

Why did you go to Brazil is the question here.

 

Drug dealing?

Teach English and brown his meat in lady boys

[Guest]

Got to hand it to the Mastrick Inn, the Boney M river proximity dude.

 

Outstanding piece of work.

[alscotoz]

Scout for the Hibees.

 

To observe and study the football and how to play the silky, samba stuff.

 

You'll see the fruits of my labour tomorrow when you see Boyle and Barker go through your porous defence again and again and again Mr Wicky pants.

 

The first results of my studies could be seen in 2015 when a certain Mr Dominique Malonga charged through a poor Aberdeen team from his own half to slot calmly home and send Aberdeen home and oot the cup.

 

Mind it Tuppy?

 

 

 

has that guy got jaundice?

[The Boofon]

Racist.

 

@police

 

 

Glad you're back Grays. Means we'll win.

[The Boofon]

Ken.

 

We've not beat yous since I started using this forum. Jinxed cunt.

 

If you see Tup at the game kick him clean in the testicles for me Boofon mate. Cheers.

 

 

I'm in the middle of the desert at the moment Grays so will not be at the game.

 

Tup has no testicles anyway.