tightbreeks Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Toast crumbs in the butter is unwise. Also, folk who dig right in with the lnife, just scrspe it! Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Folk on laptops during meetings pretending they are busy as fuck when it is clear they are on the net. Fucking decline the meeting request ifyou can’t manage. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Folk on laptops during meetings pretending they are busy as fuck when it is clear they are on the net. Fucking decline the meeting request ifyou can’t manage.A big favourite is anyone forgetting their laptop is connected to the projector and some personal emails coming through that everyone (including them) pretend not to see. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 A big favourite is anyone forgetting their laptop is connected to the projector and some personal emails coming through that everyone (including them) pretend not to see. Could be worse if they were connected to the Pervy Pictures thread and that came up on the screen. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 That is a massive fear of mine to be fair. Someone comes to your desk from IT and asks you a question, you’re nae entirely sure what they are on about and they give you the, shift aside and I’ll take a quick look. All out panic attack at what I have been doing regarding here or a personal email that might pop up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 That is a massive fear of mine to be fair. Someone comes to your desk from IT and asks you a question, you’re nae entirely sure what they are on about and they give you the, shift aside and I’ll take a quick look. All out panic attack at what I have been doing regarding here or a personal email that might pop up.Throw them off the scent with some Bruce Lee and go carting chat. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Could be worse if they were connected to the Pervy Pictures thread and that came up on the screen.Instant promotion imo. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Mastrick wis due to when I wis about 8or9,pals and me were hanging ootside Grays Inn when this maniac came oot,Freddie Kruger double screaming his heid aff.Chased us all the way up to Provie Fraser...Hid nightmares for aboot 3 years after... Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Mastrick wis due to when I wis about 8or9,pals and me were hanging ootside Grays Inn when this maniac came oot,Freddie Kruger double screaming his heid aff.Chased us all the way up to Provie Fraser...Hid nightmares for aboot 3 years after...Heymin that could have been my mither! Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Heymin that could have been my mither! 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 When folk at work put their huge packed lunch in the fridge taking up an entire shelf when space is clearly at a premium. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On the topic of work fridges.... Folk leaving a wee dribble of milk rather than put it in the recycling. Similarly with the diluted juice Clowns. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 That’ll learn em hahahah Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Bellend who works here likes to leave his dirty plate and cup in the sink most of the day and then moans cause someone has poured their coffee dregs into it. Wanker! Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On the topic of work fridges.... Folk leaving a wee dribble of milk rather than put it in the recycling. Similarly with the diluted juice Clowns.Folk who drink the milk you bring in. Deserve to have their finger nails pulled out. 2 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Frisbee the plate out the window Shite in his cupFrisbee the plate off his face lazy cunt. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Folk who drink the milk you bring in.Deserve to have their finger nails pulled out.Aye scumbag behavoiur. Butter also. -1'd that by accident on my shitey phone. Link to comment
BWG Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On the subject of workplaces, I get annoyed at cleaners who don't think it's their job to clean. Has been a real issue in previous places I've worked. "Can people please hoover before they leave, as the cleaner has been complaining about the state of the carpets?". What the fuck are they being paid for then? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 That is a massive fear of mine to be fair. Someone comes to your desk from IT and asks you a question, you’re nae entirely sure what they are on about and they give you the, shift aside and I’ll take a quick look. All out panic attack at what I have been doing regarding here or a personal email that might pop up.The dreaded wee preview of said email appearing in the bottom right of the screen. Thankfully I have only just recently learned how to hide that or the wee yellow envelope appearing. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Folk who drink the milk you bring in. Deserve to have their finger nails pulled out.‘Ive jizzed in this’ in black marker pen should do it. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On the subject of workplaces, I get annoyed at cleaners who don't think it's their job to clean. Has been a real issue in previous places I've worked. "Can people please hoover before they leave, as the cleaner has been complaining about the state of the carpets?". What the fuck are they being paid for then?Haha what?! Was like that in the hospital too. The cleaners would clean shit from inside the toilet bowl but if there was any ootside it, not their problem. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Frisbee the plate out the window Shite in his cupThanks that's stellar advice. Should I take it to the bogs to do the biz or just get up on the sink and squat over it? Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Folk who drink the milk you bring in.Milk drinkers deserve to have their finger nails pulled out. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On the subject of workplaces, I get annoyed at cleaners who don't think it's their job to clean. Has been a real issue in previous places I've worked. "Can people please hoover before they leave, as the cleaner has been complaining about the state of the carpets?". What the fuck are they being paid for then?Same at my work. filthy workshops, abdy in boiler suits, minging, but we have to use computers in an office bit. Cleaner in the office bit moans her fucking head off when theres actual dirt to clean. Lazy beaut. Shes Scottish. Can guarantee a Pole would just get on with it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Haha what?! Was like that in the hospital too. The cleaners would clean shit from inside the toilet bowl but if there was any ootside it, not their problem.Need to check the terms and conditions on that een Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 ‘Ive jizzed in this’ in black marker pen should do it.Might encourage some folk more Link to comment
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