Money saving tips

[muttonhumper]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A cracker 

Pish has its uses 

Here's the spot where the bottle of pish was planted.

Major flashback.

 

Aye, I've not much on today... ?

 

 

[muttonhumper]

5 minutes ago, Laichomoray said:

Barnie rubbles?  Cotton club was across the roadish fae Cousins

Aye, Barney Rubbles doonstairs.

Cupids upstairs.

Some memories fae that place as well. FFS.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

 

I mind being in  Cousin's, beside the bar at Union Street end.

We were drinking bottles of beer, canna mind fit, probably Becks.

Was mobbed, noticed some of our beers gan missing.

So to protect mine, I took it to the bog with me, beer in one hand, tadger in the other.

Actually finished the beer while pishing, so suddenly thought it'd be a good idea to pish in the bottle... then I could plant it back on the beer shelf, and the unsuspecting beer thief would then come undone by way of drinking my warm pish.

So back to where we were gathered, placed the beer on the shelf, kept watch out of the corner of my eye.

Unfortunately, one of our mates, who was unaware of the trap set, reached for said bottle.

Nae kidding, was like in slow motion, rest of us looked at each other, but couldnae manage to stop him in time before he took a healthy scoof of said pish.

"I didni touch it!" he protested.

The deluge of hot pish dripping fae your chin would suggest otherwise.

Nae proud of that een. Sorry J*****. It was done with the best intentions. x

Lovely anecdote min?.

[muttonhumper]

7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Never drank in Soda F either. 

Me neither, bar the odd occasion. 

I do recall going there for a breakfast a few times.

They used to sell them when other places were shutting, some extended license or something.

Canna rightly recall. Sure it wis til aboot 4am.

[The Buzzard]

10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Seriously? 

wasn’t my style, but I do it unintentionally (now and again) 

Table topping is another term for it. 

[The Buzzard]

@daytripping Back to original topic, we binned the movies and sport from our Sky package. Never watched either enough to justify paying them each month. Think that saves us about £50-60 a month.

With Netflix and Amazon for about a total of about £20 a month I'm well served if I want a film or other TV. For sports, I'll find a stream on the internet, and I have my mate's log in for Sky so I can also watch games via Sky Go on the phone if I'm that way inclined. 

[Bluto10]

when short for cash as a student but not wanting to miss out on nights out I’d go to my local tesco metro (st clerk street near aks bedsit.)

and get max (£50) cash back on my beer purchases.  must’ve done it hundreds of times 

a flat interest rate of 20£ Per transaction mattered not a jot.
was back in play   

[Bluto10]

^^^^ that’s NOT a money saving tip I’d advise in the long run. eventually caught up on me and BoS down graded my Switch card to a Solo.

ironically as I got my first proper job. 
 

so got another bank account instead.

[manboobs109]

Save on dog shit bags by not picking up your dog's shite

[aberdeen1970]

Don't be tempted by £800k South American right backs playing in Scandinavian countries. 

[NEM]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Save on dog shit bags by not picking up your dog's shite

Minker behaviour.  

[DD1903]

6 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

Here's the spot where the bottle of pish was planted.

Major flashback.

 

Aye, I've not much on today... ?

 

 

What is the boy at the front left of the bottom picture wearing on his feet!?

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, DD1903 said:

What is the boy at the front left of the bottom picture wearing on his feet!?

Espadrilles?

Maybe a fan of Miami Vice.

[DD1903]

33 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Espadrilles?

Maybe a fan of Miami Vice.

Them or slippers

[Laichomoray]

Ballet shoes and tank tops. Willie must have cringed

[muttonhumper]

23 hours ago, daytripping said:

With today being the last pay day for a lot of folk as furlough ends

Extended for another month apparently.

Nae minesweeping required.

Yet.

[pocrawred]

Right, I've gone and bought cheap hp ink cartridges for my hp printer. They are 'compatible' but since installing them they haven't worked as the printer doesn't recognise them! I have read elsewhere, that since doing this official hp ink cartridges wont now work either!! 

My money saving idea is cunted so it seems!! 

Thanks for listening. ...

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Ink cartridges are an amazing scam. If you just bought a new printer each time they ran out you’d spend the same amount.

 

[alscotoz]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Ink cartridges are an amazing scam. If you just bought a new printer each time they ran out you’d spend the same amount.

 

I think you're right. Sure I read somewhere that printer ink is one of most expensive liquids to purchase...or something like that

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, alscotoz said:

I think you're right. Sure I read somewhere that printer ink is one of most expensive liquids to purchase...or something like that

Dave Gorman does a cracking sketch on it on an episode of Modern Life is Goodish.

[Henry]

On 10/31/2020 at 4:28 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

Did that the day and felt rather ashamed 

she came to meet me at the boozer and recognised the shit and caught me out and gave me a row  (not my shit, the dogs) 

What a talented dog. 

[shut up meg]

On 10/31/2020 at 10:55 AM, muttonhumper said:

Here's the spot where the bottle of pish was planted.

Major flashback.

 

Aye, I've not much on today... ?

 

 

 

On 10/31/2020 at 4:59 PM, DD1903 said:

What is the boy at the front left of the bottom picture wearing on his feet!?

@Dad trainers and jacket.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Genuine question, why are horses allowed to shit on any lane or path they trot. 

Huge portion sizes aswell. 

I've asked that before, and fucking cats, dirty wee fucking cunts shit in my acer pots all the time. I get a fine if my dog shits in the park but cat owners get all arsey if you moan about their cats shitting in my garden. Fucking cunts. 

[manboobs109]

But a cat can shit in the same park, no one picks it up, and no one gets fined? Fucking nonsense. 

[DD1903]

43 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

But a cat can shit in the same park, no one picks it up, and no one gets fined? Fucking nonsense. 

So what you're saying is a Top Money saving tip is buy a cat instead of a dog? 
 

what a horrible thought 

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Not a lot of folk (that I know of) walk their cats in parks (or anywhere ftm) 

Most people I know don't know where their cats are when they let them roam about. 

Horrible creatures, well deserving of a volley in the face. 

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Not a lot of folk (that I know of) walk their cats in parks (or anywhere ftm) 

Exactly my point. They don't have a clue where the filthy cunts are shitting. Get fining the cunts and they'll soon have them under control. 

[The Boofon]

Save money by getting a robot to cut your grass and do your hoovering.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

I like cats. Had cats when i stayed at home as a kid. 

 

My neighbour with the big floppy cathedral bells is a full on cat lady. 5 shes got. 

All piss over my stuff if i leave my garages (yes plural, very successful man) open and shit all over my garden. 

Ive spent several hundred pounds now on pebbles, netting, fencing to keep the little cunts out. Next stop genuinely is poison. 

Money saving tip here would be shut your garage doors.

[maryhilldon]

50 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Exactly my point. They don't have a clue where the filthy cunts are shitting. Get fining the cunts and they'll soon have them under control. 

Quite difficult to know who the owner is unless you hang around till it decides to go home.