BrianFaePerth Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Anyone who fancies a grope of my sexy derriere on the train is gonna get a wee shock. Because you've shat yourself? Filthy junkie. Link to comment
NEM Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You tried getting rid of a baggy from your rubber Jonathan pocket with your hands cuffed behind your back? Ever tried to swallow a bag when the pressures on. Nae an easy task and leaves you in some nick in the cells Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early. Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first? When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc? Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early. Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first? When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc?Every cunt is early in construction. I don't grudge it since I spend much of the day getting all you cunts telt on here. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You tried getting rid of a baggy from your rubber Jonathan pocket with your hands cuffed behind your back?Too on the ball for that shit Mobs. 5-0 ain't gonna catch me slippin Link to comment
NEM Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early. Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first? When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc? Nothing worse than clockwatchers. Fa gives a fuck so long as the works getting done. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early. Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first?When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc? slugs. the lot of them. I just say “afternoon” with big smirk.Be good at my jobThen leave as early as possible for muchos pintos Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Ever tried to swallow a bag when the pressures on. Nae an easy task and leaves you in some nick in the cells Did it in Cardiff a few years ago after taking a paranoid wobble and ended up KO’d in a building site completely covered in mud. Woke up in Cardiff Hospital high dependency ward thinking I was getting pinned down and beaten up by the dibble. Was actually hospital security pinning me down to the bed while getting sedative injections. Bag content estimate 2.5-3G of kikaine laced with ket. My mates were contacted through my hotel room key card via the dibble and the hotel. Fair weekend that. @@reekie_dock. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 The stern taking to from the nurses the following morning was the worst bit of the experience. My wife sent them down a case of wine to apologise when I got back up the road. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Every cunt is early in construction. I don't grudge it since I spend much of the day getting all you cunts telt on here.I get in at 8 and get the old “afternoon” routine from my colleagues. Link to comment
BWG Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I get in at 8 and get the old “afternoon” routine from my colleagues.You must have to compose yourself, such is the hilarity. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I get in at 8 and get the old “afternoon” routine from my colleagues.I glide in just before 10, cool as ice Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Aye that gag never gets old. I wouldn’t get away with that bluts, would be absolute uproar. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Pet hate. Women in authority in the work place are the worst. Either micro-managing control freaks or can’t separate emotion from difficult situations. Never had a woman boss that hasn’t been that way. 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I get in at 8 and get the old “afternoon” routine from my colleagues.Any and everycunt who uses that patter should face instant dismissal. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early. Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first? When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc?Similarly, I start work usually before 7. Leave the back of 3. And the cunts who don't stroll in til after 9 look at ya like a piece of shit for leaving early. Or even worse, try and arrange meetings for 4 o clock...doubt it. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 you’re like me mobs W2LnL2W the 7am lot are total chancers if you ask me. blatantly being at work when nobody else is so they can avoid work and do their admin.suck up to the boss aswell. I never believe a word of it and actively distrust them Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 ye skive it yer work.. postin oan here.. jist like brian.. that cunts an export clerk, how did thi nae gie the joab tae an ozzie cunt.. Wit wiz the appeal eh a pot bellied scotsman wi an arsehole like the clyde tunnel 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 every office needs a gimpy loser AK min Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 canna be good for a man of your skin tone to spend prolonged periods in the baking afternoon desert sun hope you wear your f50 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 canna be good for a man of your skin tone to spend prolonged periods in the baking afternoon desert sun hope you wear your f50 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off. Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cunts Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off. Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cuntsYou got twins? You should have mentioned it... 2 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off. Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cuntsCan’t believe our twins got mentioned on RedTV at the weekend and we still lost. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You got twins? You should have mentioned it...In California Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Can’t believe our twins got mentioned on RedTV at the weekend and we still lost. I blame them fully for the loss, they went for their nap so the good luck they usually provide wasn’t on offer Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off. Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cuntsJeezo Chewie, chillax bro. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 One too many sleepless nights. haha. Old chilled Chewie has flipped. Shoulda got some cats.Up to yer nuts in sluts tonight Grays? Link to comment
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