Allan Russell

[Betty Swallicks]

Patrick Kluivert. 

Got convicted of death by dangerous driving..... and got community service. 

Also got investigated for rape.

 

George Mathers is some boy.

[shut up meg]

Peter Storey, Arsenal player from the 70's should be captain.

Convicted for counterfeit money, running a brothel, smuggling porn into the country, car theft and disorderly behaviour.

[The Cockney Don]

Marcos Alonso could go in at Left-Back.

[Andy_123]

Duncan Ferguson up top surely

[Andy_123]

Livi’s Martindale would be a better choice as manager no?

[True_Don]

Robbie Fowler up front surely. 

McBurnie will be eligible soon enough

And Giggsy could be incoming 

[redstrummer]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Goalkeeper:	Bruce Grobelaar
Left Back:
Centre Back:	Declan Gallagher
Centre Back:
Right Back:
Right Winger
Central Midfielder:	Adam Johnson
Central Midfielder:
Left Winger
Centre Forward:	Ched Evans
Centre Forward:
Manager:	Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager:	Eric Black
CEO:	Grodon Bennett

big Dunc up front 

[Yorston Vasey]

Marlon King needs in the starting XI I reckon:

"King has served three jail sentences, and has a number of other criminal convictions including: theft from a person and from a car, criminal damage, and attempting to obtain property by deception; fraudulent use of vehicle licence document, driving without insurance, speeding, drink driving; a wounding incident while playing amateur football, and two cases involving assault of young women rejecting his advances in the Soho area of London. King had his playing contract cancelled by Wigan after being convicted of the sexual assault charges and being sentenced to eighteen months in prison."

[redstrummer]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

Amongst the subs son ?

surely a starter , did bird 

[redstrummer]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

In for who?

What was Kluivert's misdemeanour ? him

[aberdeen1970]

What did Ian Wright do time for? 

[Sheepo]

23 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

What did Ian Wright do time for? 

Signing for the Tims

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

' Shame for' surely?  

Haha aye. 
 

I'm have a grammatical beast this week. Savage 

[Durrant Dived]

Luke McCormack ex plymouth goalie surely worthy of a space? Killed 2 brothers whilst twice over the drink limit then got made club captain a few years after his release ??

[Yorston Vasey]

14 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Luke McCormack ex plymouth goalie surely worthy of a space? Killed 2 brothers whilst twice over the drink limit then got made club captain a few years after his release ??

Aye, get him in ahead of Grobbelaar.. Bruce was done for just talking about match fixing but was never proven he was up to no good.

The fact the killer goalie was a captain earns double points as Glass seems quite keen on signing criminals and/or captains and this guy has done both ?

[Kiriakov33]

Was there not a famous English  player up in court in Aberdeen recently for something to do with property scamming ?  It was Jay Jay Okocha but case was thrown out.   As you were.  

[G31DON]

4 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

Marcos Alonso could go in at Left-Back.

Aye. Looks like butter wouldn't melt, but actual killed someone while drunk driving. Paid the family a pile of cash - as is allowed in Spain- and walked away to live the live of Riley.

[Henry]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Get Adam Johnson and Cheddyboy Evans onboard 

The chedmeister is innocent

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 minute ago, G31DON said:

Aye. Looks like butter wouldn't melt, but actual killed someone while drunk driving. Paid the family a pile of cash - as is allowed in Spain- and walked away to live the live of Riley.

Loved The Lightning Seeds 

[G31DON]

5 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Loved The Lightning Seeds 

Nobody loved the lightning seeds surely? 

[StandFree1982]

2 minutes ago, G31DON said:

Nobody loved the lightning seeds surely? 

Edit - wrong band! 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Didn't know where best to post this, so this will do.

Twitter chat saying some players in Soul Bar tonight, albeit all are unavailable tomorrow, but Woods there too?

presumably he’s injured too now & won’t play tomorrow as the team are already in Glasgow. 

Hopefully Lewis is available or it’s 18 year old Ritchie in goal

 

[Yorston Vasey]

30 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

 Hopefully Lewis is available or it’s 18 year old Ritchie in goal

 

Gerrard dusting down the Great Big Hun Guide To Injuring Aberdeen Goalkeepers book as we speak.

[True_Don]

Maradona?

[Guest]

David Goodwillie?

Could also prepare breakfast morning after games?.

[Guest milne_afc]

Great thread m8s

[Ten Caat]

Terry Venables was a lot dodgier than Allardyce surely?

[Hoofball]

Eric Cantona. Common assault for booting that fan in the chest

[RAZOR]

If anything, Chedzer should be removed just to piss off man hater Jessica Ennis.

 

[Hoofball]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

Oh aye for sure - seems an obvious starter...who shall we sacrifice?

Fair enough - was found innocent anyhow tbf

Ian Wright, he only did time for no tax or insurance. Booting a fan is more high profile