1903Fitba Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Only came in for bog roll tae, which they don't sell.They don’t sell bog roll in a chipper? Well I never. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Most chippers sell essentials, bog roll, pet food, bread, milk, cereal. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 It's chipper. I'll give you salt and sauce though. Miss it up this way. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Salt and spunk...?The story of AK sucking off auld Jim the Jakey down Broughty Ferry beach. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 ^ thats wit bluto wid ca projectin n wit eh wid ca an affrontyer oan the ropes the nicht faither nugent..jist whaur eh liket ye Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 indian ocean vibe the day wee bools..the hair fae yer vasectomy scar oan yer scrote wilna grow back..yer aswell shaved the have hing wi surgical clippers. Yev goat lang baws n a wee length chipolata pecker..ye nae asweel giein that beanbag the chop if its just fir show? 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 indian ocean vibe the day wee bools..the hair fae yer vasectomy scar oan yer scrote wilna grow back..yer aswell shaved the have hing wi surgical clippers. Yev goat lang baws n a wee length chipolata pecker..ye nae asweel giein that beanbag the chop if its just fir show?E spiked beer vibes ^^ Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 People making a month about doing something so give a stupid name. Movember. Ocsober. Veganuary. Januhairy. Next one they should take up is Ju-die. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Might work better with December, but I like. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 It’s chipperFirst thing you've ever got right Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 People making a month about doing something so give a stupid name. Movember. Ocsober. Veganuary. Januhairy. Next one they should take up is Ju-die.May. The month Stevie May does a goal . Cocktobler. You stick your penis in a Toblerone box. Sebruary. You dress up as Seb Coe for a month . Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Vegans. Eat what you fucking well like, I don't care but just shut the fuck up about it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 The way black men lick their lips before speaking. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 The way black men lick their lips before speaking. Tbf how do you expect them to keep such a surface area moist? Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Vegans. Eat what you fucking well like, I don't care but just shut the fuck up about it.It's mainly old gammons whinging that you're hearing right now. Why would anyone give a fuck whether a shop sells a Vegan suasage roll? :lol: 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 It's mainly old gammons whinging that you're hearing right now. Why would anyone give a fuck whether a shop sells a Vegan suasage roll? :lol:Exactly this, who honestly gives a flying fuck (other than Piers 'oh look at me I am going to be controversial for controversial sake' Morgan) about this. Fucking social media to blame - giving Fuds the opportunity to be heard since its inception. Link to comment
tiktak Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Pet hates? Folk getting my orders fucked up. Maybe am getting a bit Victor Meldrew in my old age but I just don't have the patience for folk fucking up my stuff. Cafe this morning for breakfast, "toast" I said, hash browns I got. Ended up on the floor, don't bother changing it. Get home and my new sweatshirt comes in the post only its the wrong fucking colour, last time it was the wrong fucking size. Am getting sick of this shit. Cunts should have been aborted at conception. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Are we still online chums MT, I can’t remember? Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Pet hates? Folk getting my orders fucked up. Maybe am getting a bit Victor Meldrew in my old age but I just don't have the patience for folk fucking up my stuff. Cafe this morning for breakfast, "toast" I said, hash browns I got. Ended up on the floor, don't bother changing it. Get home and my new sweatshirt comes in the post only its the wrong fucking colour, last time it was the wrong fucking size. Am getting sick of this shit. Cunts should have been aborted at conception. But did you pay for it? A PH of mine is people who are too afraid to tell a waiter the food was shit/ send it back/ I'm not paying Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I’ll quite often complain about food or service even if it’s excellent just to get folk into bother Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Aye! For now...Cowks! Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Pet hates? Folk getting my orders fucked up. Maybe am getting a bit Victor Meldrew in my old age but I just don't have the patience for folk fucking up my stuff. Cafe this morning for breakfast, "toast" I said, hash browns I got. Ended up on the floor, don't bother changing it. Get home and my new sweatshirt comes in the post only its the wrong fucking colour, last time it was the wrong fucking size. Am getting sick of this shit. Cunts should have been aborted at conception. It amuses me when people on shite wages give shite service. Not enough of the old "fuck it" and too much "have a nice day" attitudes these days. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Yeah, to hell with professional integrity! Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Pet hates? Folk getting my orders fucked up. Maybe am getting a bit Victor Meldrew in my old age but I just don't have the patience for folk fucking up my stuff. Cafe this morning for breakfast, "toast" I said, hash browns I got. Ended up on the floor, don't bother changing it. Get home and my new sweatshirt comes in the post only its the wrong fucking colour, last time it was the wrong fucking size. Am getting sick of this shit. Cunts should have been aborted at conception.I canna bear it when a carry out order is short and you only discover it when you are sitting there with your speen ready to cowp it onto your plate and the delivery manny is a speck in the distance. My missus insists on phoning them, giving them a piece of her considerable mind and getting it re-delivered which usually arrives once your stappit. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Yeah, to hell with professional integrity! Not enough people have the professional integrity to pay ratio correct at both ends of the salary scale. Lazy cunts at the bottom are amusing, those at the top less so. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I just like to make sure people are alive then stick it to the man as much as possible There's people at my work that stay back 1-2 hours after clocking off time. Absolute suckers Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I canna bear it when a carry out order is short and you only discover it when you are sitting there with your speen ready to cowp it onto your plate and the delivery manny is a speck in the distance. My missus insists on phoning them, giving them a piece of her considerable mind and getting it re-delivered which usually arrives once your stappit.And the chef has wanked in it. Ironically one othe only times I’ve complained was in the States where the service is usually brilliant compared to Aberdeen / anywhere in the UK as they have some pride and want good tips. Ordered two adult and two children’s meals, actually wasn’t even hungry, my meal didn’t turn up so I just assumed they had somehow fucked up and missed mine so let it go. Told everyone else to start. They came with the bill at the end and I politely informed them I wasn’t paying for mine as I never received it. Nae sure if I was technically wrong as I never told them but I wasn’t really fussed, thought they had just fucked up and was just going to leave it, however clearly I wasn’t going to pay for a steak I never received. The manager then came through and said I had been threatening his staff and went off his nut when I couldn’t have been nicer. Can’t remember the amount but for arguments sake the bill came to 98 dollars and he asked me I wanted the change. Being the pedantic prick I am I said yes and waited for him to come back with my two dollars. Came back when we were putting on our jackets with two dollars and my steak, was like a fucking episode of Fawlty Towers. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I ordered a cheese pasty thing the other day from a wee cafe I've never used before and bites in to a cheese AND HAM pasty thing. For a vegetarian this is extremely insulting, especially as I had specifically said to the mare, as I always do, to avoid such misdemeanors, 'só queijo' (only cheese). So she DOESN'T APOLOGISE but is friendly, and brings me another pasty thing with only cheese, which I cautiously tear open with my fingers and again am looking at pink pig death. Haha, quality!Now that's the sort of service staff on shite wages should be adopting.I'd have tipped her 30% if I had witnessed that. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Bet it's been a long time since you've tipped anything BS Link to comment
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