maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I'll rape your mum's butt and shit on your face. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I'll rape your mum's butt and shit on your face. Post of the year, to be fair Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Post of the year, to be fairEspecially given the user name. Willie Miller raping your Mum up the arse whilst shitting on your face. Would probably go down in my estimations if he did that. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I see Hearts fans are adam ant they'll beat us in the quarter finals. Already discussing who'll they'll get in the next round! Prince Bauben, played for them, Prince Bauben is nothing to be scared of. No it was Prince Charming that he sang. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 No it was Prince Charming that he sang. Damn just realised that was your joke in the first place Link to comment
BWG Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Especially given the user name. Willie Miller raping your Mum up the arse whilst shitting on your face. Would probably go down in my estimations if he did that. I was somewhat confused as to the sequence of events. Will he be simultaneously violating my mother whilst giving my face a Cleveland steamer, or would the facial deification occur after the anal penetration? And if so does he expect that I'll just be lying there waiting for it or is he insinuating that he would first overcome both me and my old dear in a physical altercation before beginning the proceedings? If he actually is Willie Miller, I'd consider allowing him to act out this fantasy without protest. 1 Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I was somewhat confused as to the sequence of events. Will he be simultaneously be violating my mother whilst giving my face a Cleveland steamer, or would the facial deification occur after the anal penetration? And if so does he expect that I'll just be lying there waiting for it or is he insinuating that he would first overcome both me and my old dear in a physical altercation before beginning the proceedings? If he actually is Willie Miller, I'd consider allowing him to act out this fantasy without protest. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Damn just realised that was your joke in the first place Haha. FFS. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I'll rape your mum's butt and shit on your face. At the same time? Link to comment
Dr_Manhattan Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I was somewhat confused as to the sequence of events. Will he be simultaneously violating my mother whilst giving my face a Cleveland steamer, or would the facial deification occur after the anal penetration? And if so does he expect that I'll just be lying there waiting for it or is he insinuating that he would first overcome both me and my old dear in a physical altercation before beginning the proceedings? If he actually is Willie Miller, I'd consider allowing him to act out this fantasy without protest. Although deification is a very different thing to defecation which I assume you meant, I'll allow it. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Although deification is a very different thing to defecation which I assume you meant, I'll allow it. Indeed. Well spotted my learned friend. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 How has a thread about the Dundee game got to Willie Miller shitting on your face incorrect spelling? Link to comment
robbojunior Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Wait, so he's now raping someone's mum, shitting on their face, and spelling words incorrectly at the same time? Is this some kind of sordid version of Countdown? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Especially given the user name. Willie Miller raping your Mum up the arse whilst shitting on your face. Would probably go down in my estimations if he did that. A good friend of @@Studebaker-90 and I once walked in on his ma being ploughed by big Dunc. Dunc signed a fitba for him afterwards Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 A good friend of @@Studebaker-90 and I once walked in on his ma being ploughed by big Dunc. Dunc signed a fitba for him afterwardsAbsolute classic. By the sounds of it she had a penchant for the dons players of the early 90’s Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Absolute classic. By the sounds of it she had a penchant for the dons players of the early 90’sI thought it was Ferguson that Poodler was on about. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I thought it was Ferguson that Poodler was on about. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Maybe 4-5 on that list we cared about losing. The point wasn't to knock you guys it was just to say you've had a large turnover on players you've relied on and who have done well at Aberdeen for the most part. And you haven't replaced many of them with similar quality. Nor have you made a lot of money from that list moving on. We haven't had the same issue because we've been shit. So not difficult to improve on Sowah or Amankwaa. Because of the huge rebuild at BOTH Edinburgh clubs, who would be your main rivals in the transfer market, you might find we're all in for similar players. We lost out to yous on McGinn, Bryson, Main but on the whole I think Aberdeen will lose out to Edinburgh clubs more than the other way round. All things being equal, due to our city and central belt pull. It's not a dig. I was only pointing out. Huge turnover. Key players. Limited revenue in from sales. Major rivals rebuilding on large scale.Shouldn't have needed explaining - there was nothing wrong with your first post. I agree 100% - we've lost more good players in a few seasons than most teams in this league have in 5-10. JackMcLeanShinnie In the last 3 summers. All been in an out of the Scotland squad while with us and all central midfielders. Scott Severin and Barry Nicolson I think were our last 2 midfielders to threaten a Scotland squad. Rooney was our best goalscorer in 20 years. You also mention Stockley, which is interesting - we all thought he was poor to average at best - but maybe most other teams in the league would take him 2 Link to comment
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