Lets all laugh at Hearts

[Shinniesta]

Hearts have 2 wins from their last 26 league games.

 

I can't ever remember Aberdeen having a run as poor as that in the league. In the Alex Miller / Hegarty / Skovdahl era we once only won 4 from 26 league games. That period makes me cringe when I think back to just how shite we were. But 2 wins from 26 is just fucking embarrassing. It really is incredible that Levein kept the managers job for as long as he did.

[maryhilldon]

Hearts have 2 wins from their last 26 league games.

 

It really is incredible that Levein kept the managers job for as long as he did.

And he still hasn't left the building.

[Andy_123]

Hearts are a pathetic diddy team.

 

Would be hilarious if they went down again, but I’d rather Hamilton or St Mirren were regelated first.

[maryhilldon]

 

Even The Pope is having a go at them.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50911452

He must read the Hat, I think he was having a dig at CS.

[fine-n-dandy]

Thinking I may take Livi for a 1-3 or 2-3 win in my L15 but not sure we will even manage to score

[Guest milne_afc]

Lol

[Don Fonte]

Hearts.

 

Fucking lol.

[Guest milne_afc]

[Guest milne_afc]

Lollipop

[Dynamo]

I think he's the man. I know people watching him in action and they say the training is unbelievable.

 

 

 

I hate to break it to you but they're playing against each other in training.

 

EDIT lol 2-0

[Don Fonte]

That Halkett is fucking horrific. Berra must be concentrating on reading his paper.

[tiktak]

Any thoughts on the next Hearts manager? Big Elvis? BHH.

[tightbreeks]

Been watching that netflix sunderland debacle, with uber hun martin bain as ceo. Darron gibson getting a dui and relegation. Chris coleman is too nice to manage a shit team, in fact he's just got a book of positive thinking quotes, ideal for hearts. If they go down, night night. Hibs better not start getting ideas though.

[Guest milne_afc]

Hearts should just pack it in.

The boy Halkett looks burdened by a secret.

 

*BENDER ALERT*

[Dom Sullivan]

Hearts are fucking pish.

 

What's with Stendel constantly licking his lips like he's anxiously anticipating his next pint?

 

Still don't fancy McInnes getting a result when we play them

[Poodler]

fancy a 5 niller here

 

Dad school of betting

[pocrawred]

I got 13/8 for hibs win. Unless hibs hibs it in the last few mins. Kain?

[Yorston Vasey]

Love the Stendel revolution.

 

Glorious.

[Dom Sullivan]

Lol

 

The Paul Merson lookalikey must be wondering what the fuck he's done taking that job

[the_shrimp]

Relegation fodder. Absolute numpty for a manager. Going down for sure.

 

McInnes better not fuck it up when we play this dross.

[Don Fonte]

Lol

 

The Paul Merson lookalikey must be wondering what the fuck he's done taking that job

The reported 12k a week and Christmas off will soften the blow I'm sure.

[Poodler]

There's nothing more certain in the world than a hearts win v us now

[Frank Grimes]

If we don’t beat these cunts, fuck me

[Don Fonte]

If we don’t beat these cunts, fuck me

No thanks.

[OddJob]

Daniel Stendel the club's first manager in 82 years to lose his first four games.

L

O

L

And to think they were desperate to get him in too ha ha ha

[Don Fonte]

Some of the Hearts players looked about 16 and were fucking shite. Where have they spent all the money.

 

Megalolz.

[Yorston Vasey]

Daniel Stendel the club's first manager in 82 years to lose his first four games.

 

L

 

 

O

 

 

L

Quite an achievement, as they've had fucking hundreds of managers in that time as well.

[Yorston Vasey]

Some of the Hearts players looked about 16 and were fucking shite. Where have they spent all the money.

 

Megalolz.

Did they not have to pay over the odds and express delivery on thousands of plastic bucket seats because Budge forgot she'd need them when building that 1960s office block of a main stand.

[tightbreeks]

Anne budge has been "get out" by Craig levein. Here's a freebie for her, no cups of teas with levein anymore. Get some ball boy off to costa coffee

[tightbreeks]

You've seen get out? Hypnotised via the tinkling of the spoon in a china tea cup. Levein must be doing this with judge budge. Great film get out, us is pretty good as well.