Becoming A Dad

[Tommy]

That's what we all thought Chewie was doing.

Henry too.

[King Street Loon]

Congrats Chewie. I knew you weren't a poof given you were out in America (not that you ever mentioned it) with your girlfiend/ fiance.

 

These boys above clearly a bit slow on the uptake.

He can still be a homo and be engaged to a woman.

We dont know the circumstances of the pregnancy. His 'fiance' could have been artificially inseminated.

[Poodler]

@@Bluto10 @@Bad_Mobby

 

Must be something in the water around these parts

 

Keep drinking beer

 

Having a kid looks terrifying

[Bluto10]

T- 90 till I crack open my first #Duvel of the day

: cool:

[Dom Sullivan]

Ignore all these scaremongering cunts, Chewie.

 

Enjoy them while they are young.

 

Good shootin' Loon

[Poodler]

Will anyone from here have a kid that can swim faster than a shark?

[Guest milne_afc]

No but BMG will spawn a child capable of killing a tiger, armed only with a biro.

[Bluto10]

[Chewie37]

Lol, just because I’m not homophobic eh??

 

Cheers a’body! The wife is getting bumpy at 20 weeks, all good so far.

 

Preparing to be doubly fucked over when they arrive, better not have stupid yank accents

[Chewie37]

^ the wifes a zoo keeper, isnt she?

Better hope it doesnt come out have zebra or something.

Aye that might be a bit awkward!

[Guest milne_afc]

Even worse if one of the twins arrives sporting a Mexican hat(sombrero)

[The Boofon]

Lol, just because I’m not homophobic eh??

 

Cheers a’body! The wife is getting bumpy at 20 weeks, all good so far.

 

Preparing to be doubly fucked over when they arrive, better not have stupid yank accents

 

 

I didn't know there were non stupid American accents.

 

Also incredibly unlikely that a baby being born is able to speak yet alone have picked up an American accent.

 

It has happened though.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op00acwAj78

[Chewie37]

I didn't know there were non stupid American accents.

 

Also incredibly unlikely that a baby being born is able to speak yet alone have picked up an American accent.

 

It has happened though.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op00acwAj78

Haha fair point. My wife actually asked today after someone said about a yank accent on Facebook, “what’s a yank? Is that what you call English people?” ......”no, no, that’s wank......yank is American”

 

The babies better not sound like Bruce Willis....or look like him

[King Street Loon]

Haha fair point. My wife actually asked today after someone said about a yank accent on Facebook, whats a yank? Is that what you call English people? ......no, no, thats wank......yank is American

 

The babies better not sound like Bruce Willis....or look like him

You've made that up.

[Tommy]

better not have stupid yank accents

 

That’s the least of your worries. They could be black.

[The Boofon]

Thats the least of your worries. They One of them could be black.

Fixed

[Tommy]

Fixed

Thanks Boof. I didn’t want to come across as a cunt.

[maryhilldon]

Play Billy Connolly, Rab C Nesbit and So, I Married an Axe Murderer videos on rotation around the house

The kids with then grow up with Scottish accents

Jerry Sadowitz and Frankie Boyle on a loop while the're sleeping.

[Chewie37]

You've made that up.

 

Nope, I don't lie

 

That’s the least of your worries. They could be black.

Hadn't thought about that......new line of names opening up, Yolanda, Dwayne, Winston, Rozalla?

[Tommy]

Hadn't thought about that......new line of names opening up, Yolanda, Dwayne, Winston, Rozalla?

 

You know I was only being serious.

 

All The Best.

[Chewie37]

You know I was only being serious.

All The Best.

Haha cheers min

[Chewie37]

Twin boys have arrived! Fuck sleep, vastly overrated

[BrianFaePerth]

Congrats Chewie you big poof

[Poodler]

Handle one by the neck a while then it'll be half as hard

[Bluto10]

nice one chewie.

 

[boboisared]

Congratulations min.

[Chewie37]

Cheers lads, will take all advice, good or bad, fuck knows what we’re doing tbh.

[Chewie37]

Good stuff Chewie

(Hopefully they keep you off here a bit)

Lol fair

[Henry]

Do you have kids, Bluto?

 

Well Bluto min?

[Bluto10]

Good one H.