Pet Hates

[Parklife]

15 minutes ago, NEM said:

Finally a sensible Canadian

He's not though. Is he? He's a tube. The changing of the name tells you all you need to know tbh. 

[Crashnyploshnit]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

He's not though. Is he? He's a tube. The changing of the name tells you all you need to know tbh. 

If you knew how he is ruining Canada you would be calling him much worse. 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

If you knew how he is ruining Canada you would be calling him much worse. 

You're right. I'd just call him a cunt. Not make some childish, unfunny adaption on his name. 

[Parklife]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

You're like a woman bleeding from the minge. 

Aye? How's that? You think changing "Trudeau" to "Trudope" is funny? 

It's absolutely horrific. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Dont think its funny.

No need to scold the man in your pompous tones. 

There was plenty need. Allowing this terrible "banter" to go unchallenged leads to unfunny cunts like Sarah Millican & Alan Carr being on tv. 

[Redforever86]

41 minutes ago, Parklife said:

There was plenty need. Allowing this terrible "banter" to go unchallenged leads to unfunny cunts like Sarah Millican & Alan Carr being on tv. 

Aye but but but what about Pete Wetfart

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Aye? How's that? You think changing "Trudeau" to "Trudope" is funny? 

It's absolutely horrific. 

@Jocky Balboa
has raised the bar on this particular artform. The doubler where you manage to do it to first and second name is the Holy Grail.

 

 

[Jocky Balboa]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye but but but what about Pete Wetfart

Peak Wetfart, actually.

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

@Jocky Balboa
has raised the bar on this particular artform. The doubler where you manage to do it to first and second name is the Holy Grail.

 

 

Thank you, sir. But don't take it seriously, eh? A bit of digging at arsehole politicians is just that.

[Crashnyploshnit]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

You're right. I'd just call him a cunt. Not make some childish, unfunny adaption on his name. 

I agree with your take on him. That is what everyone in Canada calls him, along with Little Potato, Sock Boy, Trudy to name a few. 

[Parklife]

48 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I agree with your take on him. That is what everyone in Canada calls him, along with Little Potato, Sock Boy, Trudy to name a few. 

Not everyone, obviously. Given he's been elected twice. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Peak Wetfart, actually.

Thank you, sir. But don't take it seriously, eh? A bit of digging at arsehole politicians is just that.

I take nothing seriously JB. Keep doing what you are doing.

[Simply Red]

I see flip flops with socks is now an acceptable look for young ‘uns nowadays. 

Anyone on here rocking that look? 

 

 

[Hoofball]

22 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

I see flip flops with socks is now an acceptable look for young ‘uns nowadays. 

Anyone on here rocking that look? 

 

 

Sliders not flip flops. Looks fucking hideous, young cunts think there look fashionable/trendy some how

[Jocky Balboa]

1 hour ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I agree with your take on him. That is what everyone in Canada calls him, along with Little Potato, Sock Boy, Trudy to name a few. 

I personally know a few Canucks who allege that TrueDung is Castro's lovechild. Apparently his mum had a fling with the communist scumbag. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Not everyone, obviously. Given he's been elected twice. 

By the hamiltons his father let in

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

By the hamiltons his father let in

So not "everyone" then? 

[Henry]

14 hours ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

If you knew how he is ruining Canada you would be calling him much worse. 

My sympathy here is limited, given your alleged vote against Scottish independence 

[Henry]

18 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

"Social media blackout"

So fucking fuck. It's surely the easiest problem in the world to solve. If you are getting abused on twitter don't go on fucking twitter. This chat about it ruining people's lives etc is just absolute drama queen poofery.

What’s worse is small, insignificant sporting associations jumping on the bandwagon.

I got an email from the secretary of the Orkney Amateur FA asking us not to post on social media for the weekend.

jesus fuck. 

[Studebaker-90]

I’ve said it before but men should be banned from wearing all kinds of flip flops or sandals. They’re an absolute abomination. 

[Poodler]

Where do you stand on the slipper? I’m cutting about my house just now in a slipper/ dressing gown combo ready to be naked in .5 seconds as soon as she gives the signal for the morning pound

comfort and convenience. We’re too old to be fashionable. And you’re too tall 

[Henry]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I’m cutting about my house just now in a slipper/ dressing gown combo ready to be naked in .5 seconds as soon as she gives the signal for the morning pound

Another 0.5 seconds and the entire charade is done. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

What’s worse is small, insignificant sporting associations jumping on the bandwagon.

I got an email from the secretary of the Orkney Amateur FA asking us not to post on social media for the weekend.

jesus fuck. 

Pity you didnt listen.

[Fridge]

14 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Pity you didnt listen.

Be a farce when all football returns, guaranteed some primary schools taking the knee and all sorts of pish.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Loving the Disney story today (something to do with the finale to the sleeping beauty ride at Disney world).  Thinking about changing the ending because she isn’t awake to give her consent to the kiss.

They do know fairytales aren’t real yes?

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Where do you stand on the slipper? I’m cutting about my house just now in a slipper/ dressing gown combo ready to be naked in .5 seconds as soon as she gives the signal for the morning pound

comfort and convenience. We’re too old to be fashionable. And you’re too tall 

Slippers are arite. Don’t wear them myself. I’m all for the comfort thing but sandals are just atrocious. The preserve of kiddie fiddlers. 

[StandFree1982]

6 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Loving the Disney story today (something to do with the finale to the sleeping beauty ride at Disney world).  Thinking about changing the ending because she isn’t awake to give her consent to the kiss.

They do know fairytales aren’t real yes?

They'll need to change all movies where there's a parent kissing a child without their consent, like on the head when they are sleeping for example. 

[Torry Tosser]

Women with inking all over their arms and legs.... Hideous sight,do they not realise when their skin all sags in 30+ years how even more hideous they'll look.?

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

 

Nothing compares. I even took a gown to Congo such is my dedication to the garment. 

 

Do you let it accidentally fall open when the maid comes round?

[Torry Tosser]

Tart in Supermarket queue other day,shit written on her bare back for all to see,her bairns birthdays,when grannie died.

Fuck off who gives a fuck.

[Torry Tosser]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Clearly not even her if its on her back and she can't actually see them. 

Precisely,what's the point of having all that shit on her back... Attention seeking slut,typical fat 18 St whore.?