Pet Hates

[reekie_dock]

People, on here in general who come out with some very uncontroversial weak statement and prefix it with "tinhat on".

 

Of course your pish non aggressive opinion is the same as World War One trench warfare.

 

Pethate.......Tinhat on people.

How do you think you would have faired in trench warfare ?

 

Nae quite the conditions for maintaining a well groomed beard.

[Dynamo]

Glasgow families on aeroplanes.

 

Glasgow families at hotel.

 

Nothing worse.

Bet the cunts clapped when the plane landed too.

[For Fecks Sake]

People on planes who clap when it lands, away and fuck with that minker behaviour.

 

Usually said people are wearing shell suit bottoms with Sevco or celtic tops. Utter minks.

[Pubes Macdonald]

Pilots wearing shell suit bottoms and both old firm tops who applaud themselves when they crash into the side of a mountain.

I wish youd crash into a shell suit.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

The whole clan wearing tim or sevco tops, sat round the pool. That sinking feeling when you realise the holiday is a write off.

Tyler!!! Tyler!!! Sit doon. Aw gonna gee us a break. Kylie!!! Pass ra ginger tae Kieran. Mon the hoops. Geez that Record over an they wine gums. Aw fuckin ace here's the drinks trolley.

 

x5hours on a flight. Family of cunts from some hole like Cumbernauld.

 

I'd pay extra to fly from Edinburgh on flights with a non West coast policy. I wind you cunts up but generally all up the east coast we know how to behave and speak under 100 decibels.

[DD1903]

People on planes who clap when it lands, away and fuck with that minker behaviour.

 

Usually said people are wearing shell suit bottoms with Sevco or celtic tops. Utter minks.

3/4 length shellsuit bottoms at that

[E-P-K]

 

Nothing worse.

Bet the cunts clapped when the plane landed too.

Aye. serious cringe.

 

Bumpy landing due to the wind yesterday, so full cheering and clapping when plane landed.

[E-P-K]

When there's a spare 3 seats in the row next to you, and you're flying from Glasgow and the track suit family who are last on the plane pished as fuck - you know you're in for a shite flight.

 

Some weegies are sound, the vast majority aren't - and unfortunately it's the vast majority that end up on the fucking flight I'm on from Glasgow. I try to fly from Edinburgh or Aberdeen as often as I can.

 

The Aberdonian accent admittedly grates on me at times as well on holiday.

 

 

Few points of note that pissed me off.

 

Waiting for the airpark bus to take us back for our car, 1 seat left shouts the driver, some fat weegie cunt barges passed my wife and baby daughter and jumps in before her, now, I know everyone wants to get home quick and the weather was poor, but what kind of a mind set does this when a woman and baby are waiting patiently.

 

And the hotel, very multicultural with everyone being incognito, apart from the loud mouth weegie cunt arguing at the junior waiter, full shouting match about why tomato juice was not included in his all inclusive package to have a bloody Mary "free"

 

Not forgetting the single father who was on holiday with his 2 sons aged circa 7-12, must of won the holiday, as he was seriously outside his social class, serious cringe.

[manboobs109]

^ last point makes you sound like a bit of a dick I'm afraid

[Hannity]

 

 

Not forgetting the single father who was on holiday with his 2 sons aged circa 7-12, must of won the holiday, as he was seriously outside his social class, serious cringe.

 

Serious cringe at that incorrect wording.

 

*must have

[E-P-K]

^ last point makes you sound like a bit of a dick I'm afraid

 

 

Falling about at 11am, loud, abnoxious, abusive to staff, people avoiding the areas around them due to be disruptive.

 

Classic minkers

[E-P-K]

 

Serious cringe at that incorrect wording.

 

*must have

 

 

* must've

 

Actually.

[mcdougall(4)]

Straight over the top, pistols in both hands shooting my bullets all over zee Germans.

 

War Hero.

 

Statue erected at the Castlegate for the pigeons to defecate on.

Killed by friendly fire

[manboobs109]

You cunts want to start picking your holiday resorts better.

[E-P-K]

You cunts want to start picking your holiday resorts better.

 

 

Resort was fine, very good infact, just the few that spoil it, and these few happened to be weegies, there was also a Yorkshire family who were a bit wild, but they left after a couple of days.

[E-P-K]

Wow

 

Single father not allowed to take his kids on holiday, No?

 

His wife could also have died you arrogant fucking twat

 

 

Fuck you.

 

Of course a single father can go on holiday, its the nature of his behaviour while on holiday that matters.

 

Respect and manners to fellow holiday makers and staff goes a long way, If he was from London, Paris or Berlin, I would of made the same comments regarding behaviour.

[E-P-K]

Exactly

 

Picks cheap, common locations to take his poor wife and kid then complains about the clientele

 

I go to Cuba

You have been once...

 

 

You think wearing "hugh member" cock tshirts on a plane is acceptable.

[maryhilldon]

Would've. Bit of a snooty cunt are you?

[BrianFaePerth]

On a stag do to Benidorm on a flight full of party goers, yes

 

No actually, it was Hugh Jorgan

 

I wouldn't take my wife and child somewhere like that

 

As I said, I go to Cuba

Next tIme make it one-way

[E-P-K]

No, fuck YOU

 

How did you know he was a single father and even then, what's the relevance in saying it?

 

And where's your respect for him?

 

Id wager he was the life and soul of the party and you were the boring cunt nobody noticed

 

I go to Cuba

 

 

How much do you want to wager ?

 

He was warned from hotel management several times about his behaviour, and was banned from getting any more alcohol one afternoon, even tried to get his eldest son to get him a beer but staff stopped him.

[DD1903]

The single father guy probably works in oil and gas

[E-P-K]

On a stag do to Benidorm on a flight full of party goers, yes

 

No actually, it was Hugh Jorgan

 

I wouldn't take my wife and child somewhere like that

 

As I said, I go to Cuba

 

 

Point being ? I have been to Namibia, Kenya, South Africa, Miami, New York, Paris, Rome, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Cancun, London, Ibiza, Tenerife, Majorca and Gran Canaria is recent years, Gran Canaria was specifically chosen for the mountain climbs and my wife's father who is currently working in Las Palmas, gave an opportunity to see him.

[Poodler]

 

 

Point being ? I have been to Namibia, Kenya, South Africa, Miami, New York, Paris, Rome, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Cancun, London, Ibiza, Tenerife, Majorca and Gran Canaria is recent years, Gran Canaria was specifically chosen for the mountain climbs and my wife's father who is currently working in Las Palmas, gave an opportunity to see him.

Jamaica? @police

[E-P-K]

Jamaica? @police

 

 

Roy Aitken dad joke

[E-P-K]

Yeah let's see what he thinks

 

 

Regardless of his occupation, his behaviour was unacceptable for a grown man, single father or married.

[mcdougall(4)]

If it was out if order we would have been told to remove it

 

The difference my aberdonian subordinates, is we have the personality and ability to include people, therefore avoiding offence

 

Except, of course, to the character-devoid bore such as you

 

I go to Cuba

Oh dear millerboy youre having a shocker here with your rod

[Henry]

^^

 

True that.

 

Manboobs and Clydeside a different league to the Millerman in fishing terms now.

 

His Glasgow gallus stuff is so 2012.

[E-P-K]

Oh dear millerboy youre having a shocker here with your rod

 

 

He forgets that I once sent him, a gift, white vinyl, Aberdeen Fc European song.

 

Gallusesque.

[mcdougall(4)]

To be fair, if you would then why don't you?

 

1 is don't fly somewhere that basic rate (if at all) tax payers go

 

I go to Cuba

Youre confusing money with class

Theres loads of people who have one but not the other chai walla

Minks with dough often go to the same places as their pals with less dinero.

All still scum

 

You need to re evaluate your values

[The Boofon]

You don't have class, without money

 

Though I admit you can have money without class

 

 

LOL

 

Only one thing worse than a mink and that's a mink with money.