Sooper-hanz Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Haha - fear not son, I make sure Im strutting about in flourishing nature wherever possible. A wee stroll round Pollok Park, waving a casual hello to the folks scampering by, wee pooch cutting about in the vicinity. Still better in the light of day though; a gentle breeze whispering by, as you tumble about, lightly pissed and stoned, tittering about some inane bollocks. I miss the warmth. And Scott Allan is a cunt son. A cunt hahaQueens Park not more your kind of scene ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 What, garden centres and tennis? yeah.., just joking . . Aye, Pollok Park is ace. Good for taking photos of the highland coos and also the refurbishment of the Burrell. #culture Link to comment
minijc Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 ...and back to 6'4 with a loud pop 20 seconds later. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 I enjoy it. Does get a touch overrun with space invading arseholes mind you. A quick shoulder to the jaw usually does the trick. Folk walking 4 wide, filling the path. Get the fuck out of the way cunt.Hipster couples with their fucking dog called 'Alex'wearing arctic skiwear, tofu latte supping bastards. Bastards . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 A wetsuit. Cream.Don't know that one . 'Sunshine of your love 'is a classic though . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Aye haha - took a photo a few years back of a wee doggy dressed in Breaking Bad-esque overalls...ill see if i can find it latwr this eve. Looked a right wee arsehole, poor cunt hahaI know . If only dogs had fur or something to keep them warm . Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Don't know that one . 'Sunshine of your love 'is a classic though .Layla Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 No correct it wasnt Creme.Or CreamVauxhall Cars, wasnt it? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 No correct it wasnt Creme.Or CreamVauxhall Cars, wasnt it?Vauxhall cars ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Was used in a Vauxhall advert in the mid 90s Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Was it ? Don't remember . Razor will know . He's a big cream /slowhand fan Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Not Cream ?Derek and the dominoes no ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Derek and the dominoes no ?Yes correct. We all knew thT though. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Shagging later?One can only try. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted February 7, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted February 7, 2018 A wetsuit. Cream.https://i.imgur.com/OpeY5xA.jpg Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/OpeY5xA.jpg£69 also. Boom Boom. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 No correct it wasnt Creme.Or CreamVauxhall Cars, wasnt it?Also the bit in Goodfellas when they're finding all the bodies! Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted February 7, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted February 7, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/OpeY5xA.jpg £69 also. Boom Boom.A quick 69 and it's yours :-) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 And away scuffing off into the distance he went, the poor wee cunt.No idea why anyone would buy a dog a coat anyway thats what its fucking hair is for. Bizarre. Its like buying a tiger a steak knife. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 No idea why anyone would buy a dog a coat anyway thats what its fucking hair is for. Bizarre. Its like buying a tiger a steak knife.Stuffed tiger ? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Stuffed tiger ?Buying a stuffed tiger a steak knife would be equally if not slightly less pointless than buying a dog a coat. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Buying a stuffed tiger a steak knife would be equally if not slightly less pointless than buying a dog a coat.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkneyhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney Link to comment
caledonia Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkneyhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney that link is dead but think this is what you were linking tohttps://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/exclusive-armed-police-called-after-north-east-farmer-mistakes-stuffed-toy-for-a-tiger1/ Link to comment
caledonia Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Tip for anyone buying on ebay this is a great tool for seeing most watched items (great for seeing most popular cars etc)http://www.watchcount.com/#serpjust click country and category you don't need keyword has dayts got a job yethttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263440510838?clk_rvr_id=1435479609362&rmvSB=true Link to comment
minijc Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Cheltenham guide, previews and proform ratings system. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Back to Alaska jacket from Transalpino. It'll do for the walks around Windermere... By walks I mean to certain boozers.Don't tell Bluts he'll be fucking raging. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ^^ Difficult one for Bluto. You've got his irrational hatred for folk buying winter jackets vs his adoration of "quaint little boozers" in English villages. 3 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 x wedding rings. Wedding dress for the soon to be Mrs deff. I got a coffee. Link to comment
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