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Simon Church has scored the winner...

He's a saint and not a sinner...

Fish and chips now for me dinner...

Simon Church has scored the winner… Yeah !

 

Can you guess the song ?

 

Ronaldo can wait… He won't get a game when Church scores 4 or 5...

Ronaldo can wait… The Dons are back and Deila is fucked today...

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Can't Church this

Can't Church this

Can't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

Can't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

 

His-his-his-his goals makes me so hard makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing him with a head to score and two hype feet

That's good when you know you're down

A super dope homeboy from Amersham

And he's known as such

And this is a goal uh u can't Church

 

We told you homeboy u can't Church this

Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't Church this

Look in our eyes man u can't Church this

You know let him burst the fucking net u can't Church this

 

 

We've got a winner

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these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here are

these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here are

Hallelujah.

Simon Church, Simon Church.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

Simon Church, Simon Church.

 

You could be right Frankie.

There's a first :-)

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To the tune of Jingle Bells

 

Simon Church Simon Church

Fuck all rhymes with Church

Oh what fun it is to Sing

Fuck all rhymes with Church

 

 

 

Shearer Wonderland

 

It's a goal Simon Church

It's a goal Simon Church

We're walking along

Singing a song

There's really fuck all rhymes with Simon Church

 

 

 

 

Andy Cole

 

Simon Church Simon Church

Simon Simon Church

He gets the Ball

He scores a goal

Fuck all rhymes with Church

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Simon Church Simon Church

How hard did Ke1t search?

Oh what fun it is to knock

that cunt of his fucking perch!

 

No offence like...

 

Given it lacks the wit or cogency that would be a prerequisite of causing offence... none to be taken, obviously :happy:

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these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here are

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nothing wrong with cringey ;)

 

To the tune of Jingle Bells

 

Simon Church Simon Church

Fuck all rhymes with Church

Oh what fun it is to Sing

Fuck all rhymes with Church

 

"his favourite tree is birch"?

 

Given it lacks the wit or cogency that would be a prerequisite of causing offence... none to be taken, obviously :happy:

"OFF" his perch and it might have worked

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To the tune of Jingle Bells

 

Simon Church Simon Church

Fuck all rhymes with Church

Oh what fun it is to Sing

Fuck all rhymes with Church

 

 

 

Shearer Wonderland

 

It's a goal Simon Church

It's a goal Simon Church

We're walking along

Singing a song

There's really fuck all rhymes with Simon Church

 

 

 

 

Andy Cole

 

Simon Church Simon Church

Simon Simon Church

He gets the Ball

He scores a goal

Fuck all rhymes with Church

He's got a fair swipe oh lurch.

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