The Boofon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 We're gonna win the league this season,Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.Brown is the stopper, Consi has a whopperChurch is gonna score this time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cybyLKVnXms 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Quoting your own post as it never got a +1 first time round is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's a good song none the less. I couldn't edit the first post Wurzel. Its magic, up their with my Sweet Considine or Flood Will Tear You Apart ditty. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I couldn't edit the first post Wurzel. Its magic, up their with my Sweet Considine or Flood Will Tear You Apart ditty. Nice try. Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Simon Church.......is having a party'Cause Adam Rooney......has got a thigh strain. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Simon Church has scored the winner...He's a saint and not a sinner...Fish and chips now for me dinner...Simon Church has scored the winner… Yeah ! Can you guess the song ? Ronaldo can wait… He won't get a game when Church scores 4 or 5...Ronaldo can wait… The Dons are back and Deila is fucked today... Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Can't Church thisCan't Church thisCan't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)Can't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) His-his-his-his goals makes me so hard makes me say oh my LordThank you for blessing him with a head to score and two hype feetThat's good when you know you're downA super dope homeboy from AmershamAnd he's known as suchAnd this is a goal uh u can't Church We told you homeboy u can't Church thisYeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't Church thisLook in our eyes man u can't Church thisYou know let him burst the fucking net u can't Church this We've got a winner Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Anything mixed in with a Taylor Swift song would be decent. She's a delight. Link to comment
The Hulk Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Anything mixed in with a Taylor Swift song would be decent. She's a delight.Best to keep these things simple: Simon's gonna score score score score score scoreSimon's gonna score score score score score scoreSimon's gonna score score score score score scoreSimon ChurchSimon Church Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here arethese threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here areHallelujah.Simon Church, Simon Church.Hallelujah, Hallelujah.Simon Church, Simon Church. You could be right Frankie.There's a first :-) Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Remember the Chant "Andy Dow's Barmy Army"? Well, how about "Simon Church's Holy Army"? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 To the tune of Jingle Bells Simon Church Simon ChurchFuck all rhymes with ChurchOh what fun it is to SingFuck all rhymes with Church Shearer Wonderland It's a goal Simon ChurchIt's a goal Simon ChurchWe're walking alongSinging a songThere's really fuck all rhymes with Simon Church Andy Cole Simon Church Simon ChurchSimon Simon ChurchHe gets the Ball He scores a goalFuck all rhymes with Church Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here areSays the boy who starts threads on the most PISH subjects.......cockwomble... 2 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 To the tune of Jingle Bells Simon Church Simon ChurchFuck all rhymes with ChurchOh what fun it is to SingFuck all rhymes with Church Simon Church Simon ChurchHow hard did Ke1t search?Oh what fun it is to knockthat cunt of his fucking perch! No offence like... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Simon Church Simon ChurchHow hard did Ke1t search?Oh what fun it is to knockthat cunt of his fucking perch! No offence like... Given it lacks the wit or cogency that would be a prerequisite of causing offence... none to be taken, obviously 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 these threads, above any other, sum up how cringey the majority on here are Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nothing wrong with cringey To the tune of Jingle Bells Simon Church Simon ChurchFuck all rhymes with ChurchOh what fun it is to SingFuck all rhymes with Church "his favourite tree is birch"? Given it lacks the wit or cogency that would be a prerequisite of causing offence... none to be taken, obviously "OFF" his perch and it might have worked Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Church, The Lord. Link to comment
minijc Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 He's small, he's white his hold up play is shit, it's Simon Church, it's Simon Church Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 He's small, he's white his hold up play is shit, it's Simon Church, it's Simon ChurchThe word shit instead of shite is perfectly infuriating 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 He's on the BA1310 sitting up the back with his wife/bird and kid just now. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 He's on the BA1310 sitting up the back with his wife/bird and kid just now. What tune is that to? 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 He's on the BA1310 sitting up the back with his wife/bird and kid just now.An A320 Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 na na na nana na na nahey hey heySimon Church Time to bring back the Supremes (or Bananarama if your an 80s child). Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 An A320Correct. Running a few minutes late. Link to comment
buchanskii Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 He's one of our own, he's one of our ooooown Simon Church, he's one of our own Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 To the tune of Jingle Bells Simon Church Simon ChurchFuck all rhymes with ChurchOh what fun it is to SingFuck all rhymes with Church Shearer Wonderland It's a goal Simon ChurchIt's a goal Simon ChurchWe're walking alongSinging a songThere's really fuck all rhymes with Simon Church Andy Cole Simon Church Simon ChurchSimon Simon ChurchHe gets the Ball He scores a goalFuck all rhymes with ChurchHe's got a fair swipe oh lurch. 1 Link to comment
stirlingsheep Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Sure somebody can do with this chorus starts after about 30 secs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He's got a fair swipe oh lurch.Haha YES! Sure somebody can do with this chorus starts after about 30 secs [/size][/background]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4Only if we get Jay Z in the Y Link to comment
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