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Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet


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Snare Bears,

 

Episode 1 - We've placed several large bear traps in some long grass and put a Celtic flag in the middle of the park. We've alerted some Rangers fans of it's presence. Tune in to see how many we catch.  

 

Episode 2 - We're sending special guest Connor McGregor and a former Navy Seal into a Rangers bar, wearing full Celtic kits and hat. Tune in to see what happens when he a) refuses to take his hat off for the Queen (portrait on the wall) and b) "Get's the fuck out, you taig cunt".

 

Episode 3 - We replace all of the beer mats in a Rangers bar with ones that say "Durrant Dived". Tune in to see the outrage. 

 

Episode 4 - In the same bar as last week, we broadcast a fake news bulletin to announce that Ricksen has died.

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