Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

15 hours ago, Simply Red said:

He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle.

Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. 

[Henry]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager .

it did not end well . 

@Bluto10

Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps?

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, Henry said:

@Bluto10

Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps?

been there, done that H min.

 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Why in the name of fuck did you do that son?

Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers?

Dad getting excited about a paralytic teenage boy. 

Imagination running wild with "It did not end well".

 

 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. 

Haha i noticed that as well. Painfull. Brazil rims every guest on there. Absolute balloon

[Don Fonte]

27 minutes ago, Dad said:

Bloody lassies

 

Ah no

Thought you'd prefer them not bleeding.

Creep.

[aberdeen1970]

Football players being taken off when 2-0 down giving the high fives to their team mates on the bench. 

Should be made to turn round and get their arse kicked instead. 

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

New word (to me) popping up all over the place the last few days 

‘Nixed’

annoying 

Fit is it? 

 

[frankie_mac's_4]

'normalcy' has been grating my tits lately. The latest Americanism bastardising the English language

[frankie_mac's_4]

4 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Fit is it? 

 

Nix - think its like jinxing something

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Nix - think its like jinxing something

Think that is dad? @Dad

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Nix - think its like jinxing something

It can fuck off whatever it is

[Don Fonte]

19 minutes ago, Dad said:

It means putting an end to summat

Fuck off.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Go fuck yourself you ugly piece of shit

@manboobs109 no need for that

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

Go fuck yourself you ugly piece of shit

Dad min, you been on the Brandies?

[Ke1t]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. 

 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Who me? How - why?

No - where?

Just seem a tad aggressive 

[manboobs109]

Don't make me choose a side boys. Life is hard enough as it is. 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Dad said:

And I wouldnae manchebs son - tbf its that wee vsgina dodger who wanders in, random as a peach in winter - acting as if he can just slip a wee slight out william nilly

 

To clarify - hes the at mentioning you like a wee slime chebs son; for that I feel it only just you should assist me burying him somewhere first dropping in on my maws house for a knife to hack off his paw

Stoned pater? 

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

a bitty son aye

No harm in that man. I've been pissing it up all day. 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Darn tootin' - January a write-off; may as well slip a bowls full into ones body every couple hours or so - fuck it

 

Even with 69 helping, DWT still didnae win - fuck off cunt universe; you owe me

Hopefully you don't have a stroke.

[manboobs109]

I've said this before but the length of the questions on Mastermind drive me fucking nuts. It's mental. He chunters on for fucking ages. 

[The Boofon]

On 1/23/2021 at 11:15 PM, Don Fonte said:

Hopefully you don't have a stroke.

Agreed.

[Henry]

16 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I've said this before but the length of the questions on Mastermind drive me fucking nuts. It's mental. He chunters on for fucking ages. 

Did you see the Irish boy who fucked the Bjorn Borg question on Millionaire the other night? Brilliant. 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Henry said:

Did you see the Irish boy who fucked the Bjorn Borg question on Millionaire the other night? Brilliant. 

Aye. Fanny

Far too over confident. 

[The beard of mcinnes]

57 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

That fucks me off too. As does the way Paxman condescends the wrong answers. He's the biggest prick on tv. 

I agree Paxman hosting Mastermind is intolerable...oh hold on he fucking disnae.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, The beard of mcinnes said:

I agree Paxman hosting Mastermind is intolerable...oh hold on he fucking disnae.

Was thinking the same thing. He's getting his quizzes mixed up, I think. 

[Parklife]

"Wasn't mixing up anything" but decided to reference the host of a totally different show (without referencing it) when replying to someone talking about Mastermind. 

Either got mixed up and is too pig-headed to admit it, or simply poorly communicated what he meant and is too pig-headed to admit it. 

What a way to behave. ?

[The beard of mcinnes]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Was thinking the same thing. He's getting his quizzes mixed up, I think. 

Na man like him does not make mistakes, just that I as a mutant and you as a half man wet wipe drizzly thing (did I miss anything) cannot possibly conceive of the level he is on compared to us and should automatically show deference to his every uttering whether wrong or ill conceived.

 

#mindset

[BrianFaePerth]

Things that are sold in thon hard plastic casing that you have to take a pair of scissors to to prise them out.