Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (He must have learned this behaviour during his time at Mordor) St Mirren captain Steven Thompson was "mortified" after a foolish prank during a training session left a team mate with a gaping wound. Thompson threw a spiked pole at 20-year-old John McGinn after he robbed him of the ball and it struck him on the thigh, causing severe bleeding. "I'm just mortified by the whole thing," Thompson told the Scottish Sun on Monday. "It was a daft prank. It wasn't like I threw the pole out of anger or anything like that. That's not what happened." McGinn missed the 4-1 Premier League victory over Kilmarnock on Saturday and Thompson plans to make amends by giving him his win bonus. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/scottish-premiership/st-mirren-captain-mortified-as-prank-goes-badly-wrong/ar-BBiJqqe?ocid=mailsignoutmd Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Quality weegie banter, speared each other so we did. 1 Link to comment
buchanskii Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Weegies and Impaling each other with sharp objects go together hand in glove. People Make Glasgow Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Male from Paisley, Renfrew does something in Paisley, Renfrew. No mention of Glasgow there chaps. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Ha. Makro is east of Paisley though... Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 We will decide what is weegies and what is not weegies. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 We will decide what is weegies and what is not weegies. The Paisleyites aspire to be weegies, you flatter them! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 It's down, so it's south. Don't get smart with me, weegie cunt. .It's in my nature to be smart! Nah, hillington is definately to the east of Paisley. That's where makro is! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 We will decide what is weegies and what is not weegies.Your geography is iffy at best though, tupster. You seem to think wick is in Aberdeen they way you talk Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 When I drive to Paisley from my home in Aiberdeen, I have to go South of Makro. End of. Weegie effers. I hate weegies, barring Nespa - he's sound.Bloody Tom Tom again, eh?! Nespa would tell you he's not a weegie either. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 Bloody Tom Tom again, eh?! I was typing out a sat-nav gag when I saw this! Good show! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 Your geography is iffy at best though, tupster. You seem to think wick is in Aberdeen they way you talk According to distancescalc.com, Travel distance between wick and aberdeen is 329 km. But travel distance between glasgow and aberdeen is a mere 234 km. So we weegies are practically locals, and the wickites glory-hunting interlopers from afar! Link to comment
E-P-K Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 According to distancescalc.com, Travel distance between wick and aberdeen is 329 km. But travel distance between glasgow and aberdeen is a mere 234 km. So we weegies are practically locals, and the wickites glory-hunting interlopers from afar! But the true distance from Aberdeen to Wick is 96 miles. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 But the true distance from Aberdeen to Wick is 96 miles. With some quick weegie maths, 96 miles equates 329 km you'll find Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I was typing out a sat-nav gag when I saw this! Good show! Great (weegie!) minds CS 1 Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm not Aberdonian but I certainly feel much more affinity with folk from that area than with weegies. It's a cultural difference, weegies are not wired up the same way as the normal folk further north IMO, and it means we will never see eye to eye. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 we will never see eye to eye. We would if you were a bit taller! 7 Link to comment
Byrne Baby Byrne Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Paisley is more weegie than Glasgow Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Weegies are emotionally retarded in my opinion, so that they get all caught up in stuff and massively exaggerate everything they ever do. Cunts in other words. 3 Link to comment
E-P-K Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Most Violent - Glasgow City West Dunbartonshire Renfrewshire North Ayrshire Inverclyde Least violent - Orkney Islands Aberdeenshire Moray Shetland Islands Dumfries & Galloway Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Weegies are emotionally retarded in my opinion, so that they get all caught up in stuff and massively exaggerate everything they ever do. Cunts in other words.Yet you seem fascinated with Glasgow Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I've no problem with weegies, frankly they're a lot cheerier than Aberdonians. It's the Bheasts and the Zombies I have issues with, and they're from all over the place. There needs to be a collective term for the Blue and Green scum that differentiates them from the good sorts. 3 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 South of Stonehaven = Weegies North of Cullen = Feel. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 South of Stonehaven = Weegies North of Cullen = Feel. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 you have good penmanship Kelt Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 you have good penmanship Kelt You should see my puppet show. Link to comment
Redstar Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Weegies are emotionally retarded in my opinion, so that they get all caught up in stuff and massively exaggerate everything they ever do. Cunts in other words.An extremely accurate assessment chief...fuck all to add. Link to comment
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