Deid - Keith Harris (Of Orville The Duck Fame)

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Sad news, Keith Harris (the man behind Orville the duck) has bought it.

 

 

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32495447

 

I think he had a stupid monkey puppet as well, but Orville was easily the best.

 

I mind them being on kids tv when I was a kid. There was a game for contestants "Orvilles sitting ducks" and when played a theme song ran in the background, going "sitting, sitting, sitting ducks, sitting, sitting, sitting ducks".

 

In my head I would substitute "shitting" for "sitting" and thought that was the height of comedy. Still do.

 

RIP Keith. I wonder what will become of Orville?

[johnstrac]

No comment from Orville so far.

[ericblack4boss]

Gone before operation ewetree came knocking.

[Ke1t]

RIP Keith Harris... even as a kid I realised you were as talentles cunt, and a blind man could see your lips move at a hundred paces... but you tried your best to entertain us even though by the 1980s we had Atari and Colecovision, and ventriliquism was a good hundred years out of date. "Far's yer fuckin' stick and hoop, ye cunt!" I would scream with rage whenever he was on Telly. Shambles of a man... looked like a drinker at best and a beast at worst.

 

Will be sorely missed.

 

[Redstar]

Dreadful baldie man perm , Butlins face and a monkey called Cuddles...God rest him...he was the 80's version of Michael McIntyre.

[caledonia]

Millertime will be on shortly asking which one is dead.

[RAZOR]

Load of shite.

 

Bring Sweep home.

[spamspamspam]

Did name bad for himsel considering he made s living out of fisting a bird on stage in front of kids.

[tup]

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Orville looks like Tina turner after a few joints of white widow

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

Selfie?

[dervish]

[Scrumpy]

Reading aboot the guy today - apparently he was dyslexic. His headmaster used to call him to his office and ask him to read from a book - which he couldn't do - so he got the cane. Did alright for himself in the end though - 4 wives, one of them 19 years old. Apparently women used to go weak at the knees for a bit of Orville...... Might be a lesson there for all any sad cunt who can't get a bird.

[The Boofon]

At least Rod Hull will have a soul mate.

 

There's somebody at the door

The Pink Windmill.

 

My mate morphs into Grotbags when he's on the disco biscuits. Always looks like he's wearing makeup when he's dialt.

 

Dead ringer for the bastard love child of Jade Goody and Eddie Izzard.

[Poodler]

Orville looks like Tina turner after a few joints of white widow

Hahaha

[granite sheep]