Pet Hates

[Betty Swallicks]

Shitting should be celebrated

 

I’ve done it in numerous public places over the years - such as;

 

On my mates windshield (front and back) and on the driver and passenger seats in his Jaguar

Club Tropicana VIP section

Outside the Craigmyle

On the Causeway between Saudi and Bahrain

In a Burger King sink in Glasgow

Numerous times in the desert

 

Though, I was absolutely disgusted when a boy came out the dance tent at TITP and went into the corner of the fence and did a shit

 

Fucking animal!

 

Oh here he goes...

[Poodler]

Shitting should be celebrated

 

I’ve done it in numerous public places over the years - such as;

 

On my mates windshield (front and back) and on the driver and passenger seats in his Jaguar

Club Tropicana VIP section

Outside the Craigmyle

On the Causeway between Saudi and Bahrain

In a Burger King sink in Glasgow

Numerous times in the desert

 

Though, I was absolutely disgusted when a boy came out the dance tent at TITP and went into the corner of the fence and did a shit

 

Fucking animal!

Was the Jag one in Dubai?

 

The Club T one was an excellent story. Laughed for days

 

 

 

Edit, was that the same time there that someone ate your tenner?

[Studebaker-90]

I have done a shit in a kids play park. Many years ago.

[maryhilldon]

I have done a shit in a kids play park. Many years ago.

In your pants, when you were a kid?

[For Fecks Sake]

Same when you are either reading a book or catching up on the Hat, insist on asking you mundane questions then get all upset when you either give a half arsed response or ignore them completely.

 

Can you not see I'm fucking busy you daft bint.

[Studebaker-90]

Aye was 21 I think

[Poodler]

Coke shits are dangerous

 

Sometimes catches you unprepared

[Bluto10]

Only the aliens can save us now

this time it’s war

[Studebaker-90]

Coke shits are dangerous

Sometimes catches you unprepared

Did one of them in paramount a while back and it came out perfectly. Was so large it was proud of the water.

[Poodler]

And then they saw his face

[Poodler]

^sexy riff

 

Shit band

[manboobs109]

Every cunt and their dog suddenly having 'anxiety'

[Poodler]

Every cunt and their dog suddenly having 'anxiety'

That's a good one

[Henry]

Aye that’s a cracker boobsy.

 

99% of it fake and/or a fashion statement.

[manboobs109]

Do you no feel anxious from time to time manchebs?

Not really unless we're counting hangover heebie jeebies. Loads of makey up anxiety going on at the mo.

[Parklife]

It's the new "OCD". Few years ago every cunt was claiming they had OCD, just because they cleaned the house frequently.

 

Wanks.

[Don Fonte]

Do you no feel young boys up from time to time manchebs?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Not really unless we're counting hangover heebie jeebies. Loads of makey up anxiety going on at the mo.

You could combine hates here though. Going up to a loon with those fucking rolled up right jeans and no socks and saying “are you no a bit anxious loon?”

 

And if not, why not?

[Poodler]

Your password is incorrect x3

 

Change password. Emails blah blah

 

Enter new password

 

'Your password can't be the same as your previous one'

 

 

 

Computer out the window.

 

 

Surely someone else has experienced this?

[BrianFaePerth]

Your password is incorrect x3

 

Change password. Emails blah blah

 

Enter new password

 

'Your password can't be the same as your previous one'

 

 

 

Computer out the window.

 

 

Surely someone else has experienced this?

Eh get my secretary to sort they things.

[Poodler]

Maybe she secretly posts under your username

[Torry Tosser]

It's the new "OCD". Few years ago every cunt was claiming they had OCD, just because they cleaned the house frequently.

 

Wanks.

True.

[Foster14]

Your password is incorrect x3

 

Change password. Emails blah blah

 

Enter new password

 

'Your password can't be the same as your previous one'

 

 

 

Computer out the window.

 

 

Surely someone else has experienced this?

 

Similar, aye.  There are a few things where I log in to now where you have to update regularly and you aren't allowed to use any of your recent passwords.  Ranges from about 10 to 30 on one in particular.  I guess the logic is to enhance security or some shite like that but just end up making it password1, password2 and so on.  Load of shite.  

[Zeus]

I'll say it again - Seagulls

 

Viscous, shitey, noisey beasts. A cull is needed. Tim's of the bird world

[Foster14]

True . Boasting and laughing about it as well as if it’s a good thing .

You’ve trying to make mental illness sound like it’s a good thing to have you sad wank.

 

Sounds more like he is trying to suggest that although some people will genuinely suffer from such conditions, others will exaggerate or completely make up having symptoms of such an illness to garner attention or justify something else.  

 

Much like many people do with physical illnesses.

[Foster14]

Sorry, completely mis-read yours as having a go at Parkie rather than the pretend OCD sufferer...

 

Slow on the uptake this morning.  

[maryhilldon]

Your password is incorrect x3

 

Change password. Emails blah blah

 

Enter new password

 

'Your password can't be the same as your previous one'

 

 

 

Computer out the window.

 

 

Surely someone else has experienced this?

Happened to me the other day. 3x asked to create new password, kept saying it didn't recognise new password. Just gave up.

[StandFree1982]

Your password is incorrect x3

 

Change password. Emails blah blah

 

Enter new password

 

'Your password can't be the same as your previous one'

 

 

 

Computer out the window.

 

 

Surely someone else has experienced this?

 

"Your password must contain Letters, Numbers, Symbols, Uppercase letters, Lowercase letters and must not have 2 letters repeating together"

 

The above will just make me use a different company / website / app. 

[alscotoz]

 

Do you no feel young boys up from time to time manchebs?

 

I LOLD

[manboobs109]

@manchebs - hook me up son ^

 

Convo half finished

Och the others boys have explained it. It's the new trendy mental health issue to pretend you suffer from. Obviously people that really have it deserve sympathy and help though.