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#1963568 Mcinnes

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 July 2020 - 08:12 AM

You're still not convinced by Main despite his good performances?

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#1949098 Robert "Bobby" Connor

Posted by Chewie37 on 31 May 2020 - 12:38 PM

here he is without the tache




fuck it. its on twitter lol and the link won't show up

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#1946005 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Chewie37 on 24 May 2020 - 12:14 PM

No you didn't


You'd have had it covered in sequins

Thats not how you spell sperm?

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#1946004 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Chewie37 on 24 May 2020 - 12:13 PM

Aye, I was aware of the history - All red from mid 60’s onwards.
The 1996 kit was the one I was referencing.

I’ll be honest I didn't remember the white home shorts in 2012.
But thinking about it that was Craig Brown’s first full season.

Aye I'd forgotten that we had them twice until you mentioned it

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#1944858 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Chewie37 on 22 May 2020 - 08:52 AM

Anyone see the Italian club that had a competition for their home shirt..... Mr John will like it


A 6 year old won the competition, it's probably better than ours, we should get sheep on ours





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#1942231 Forgiving Legends

Posted by Chewie37 on 16 May 2020 - 11:59 AM

No memory of Jim Bett at Hearts at all

Still better than any of their players even though he was 'past it' then ended up at Dundee Utd to finish off his career

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#1942213 Forgiving Legends

Posted by Chewie37 on 16 May 2020 - 11:24 AM

Christ if fly-bys like Mason are legends then what about Charlie Nick. What we'd give for a signing like that today.

Grand master cunt is unfortunately McGhee. Painful because his playing credentials for us were impeccable. One of my all time favourites in fact, so all the more disappointing that he morphed into such an arsehole afterwards. A definite 10/10 on the cunt-o-meter.

Some of his problem is that while he's not stupid, he's not as bright as he thinks he is either. So what he thinks is frank, perspective just makes him sound like a twat.

Probably beyond redemption but I'd think something in the centre circle at half time might help. Maybe reciting "Sorry for becoming such a wanker, sorry for the 9-0 and thank-you for giving me the biggest success of my career".

Mason a "fly-by"? Gie yersel a shak min

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#1938489 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Chewie37 on 08 May 2020 - 11:12 AM

You’re a snake.

This conversation is finnished......I'm off to recharge

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#1931063 Coronavirus (Football Thread)

Posted by Chewie37 on 19 April 2020 - 11:04 AM

Ideal if you are planning on making a weekend of it down there.

Hopefully will mean more space in the car park across from the main stand will be giving.

Less people means less chance of your Dad killing any pedestrians....... ;-)

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#1926691 Coronavirus (Football Thread)

Posted by Chewie37 on 10 April 2020 - 11:25 AM

Be a shame if a rogue wave washed over your canoe, drowning you instantly. 

I'd certainly be miffed

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#1924889 Sevco Thread

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 April 2020 - 11:34 AM

Do you think this whole Coronavirus situation and people dying is a joking matter?,


Obviously you must do with the "should have coughed as you walked past her" smart arsed comment.


Some but people are rightly scared of catching this. I cant believe certain idiots on here are not taken it serious and think its a laugh.


Lets hope none of their friends or family catch it due to the actions of some fuckin idiots

Hate to break it to you, but people die every day from various causes. I can and will laugh at whatever I choose, especially someone trying to choose some virtuous high ground on a forum based on some dark humour. Do you actually think some of the stuff on here is actually real life?


Thanks for joining in though, it's been great

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#1924871 Sevco Thread

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 April 2020 - 10:40 AM

Passed a burd on the tesco travelater yesterday (couldn't be arsed standing waiting) and I heard a wee '2 metres' comment. Wanted to tell her to wise up but bit my tongue. There's no reasoning with brainwashed snowflakes.

Shouldve coughed as you brushed past her........

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#1924839 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 April 2020 - 08:27 AM

Cmon Chewie, we know you and humour are strangers so don’t force it

This thread is made for throwaway humour, just enjoy it 

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#1924823 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 April 2020 - 07:45 AM

The Wanking Dead, Poodler comes out of healthcare retirement to ensure Covid19 victims are dead by spunking on their faces.Minimal complaints as the funerals will only be attended by one or two people

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#1924822 Out Of Contract

Posted by Chewie37 on 05 April 2020 - 07:39 AM

Whats Shirley got to do with it?

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