The Boofon Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Would a rake not just puncture the massive appendage rather than sever it?No. Do you know what a rake looks like? It’s got a solid bar with spikes coming off it. Puncture on impact but hard enough for bar to chop on follow through. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Davie Dodds was one hell of a fellaHad the face of a women repellerScored loads of goalsHad the face of Mrs MolsAnd loved a pint of Stella. Fuck the Huns. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Ryan Jack is a dirty rat He looks like a fucking TwatIs known as a chancerHope he gets cancerAnd I’ll take him out with a baseball bat Fuck the Huns Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Greg Stewart will explode like a rocketSaid Dad...the League's ours, we will walk itHe made T-shirts to sellNo cunt bought een..fkn hellThe aul' bastard's now a grand outta pocket Hoo Mama Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 No chance. The rake is used because it rhymes with snake. It wouldn't sever the penis . " Fuck there's a venomous snake in the garden, quick, get the rake!"Nobody said it happened in the garden. Or she thought she’d seen a venomous snake. You’re just making stuff up to be a prick. 1 Link to comment
ddia Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We've not had a lot of muslims, it has to be said Adnan Ahmed and Rached Belabed But reading the Qur'an is the greatest delight We should try to praise Allah by day and by night. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 At Pittodrie once Durrant divedIt’s a shame he actually survived An innocent challenge hurt his kneeThe Physio collie bagged him off - fuck meAll the rest in the media is contrived. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 What's the difference between a poem and a limerick? Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 His name was FernandoWent the way of Jill DandoHe was out of luck Not one Aberdeen fan gave a fuck There’s a game next weekWhere we are not supposed to speak In a place where we detest And might face arrest Fuck the Huns.10/10, very rhythmical and elegant. Well done sir, take a bow Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 What's the difference between a poem and a limerick?A poem can have an infinite amount of lines, whilst a limerick only has five lines. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Athletic man of ill reputeOften seen in his work tracksuit Crumbling marriage, mucking about GWT wants him out Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Athletic man of ill reputeOften seen in his work tracksuitCrumbling marriage, mucking aboutGWT wants him out Hahaha. @@Big Hat Logan Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 When will we sign a left back A midfield we seem to lack Derek must know It may be time to goUnless he tells players to actually attack Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 It is as I feared.We've won fuck all since the cunt grew that beard Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 It is as I feared.We've won fuck all since the cunt grew that beardLoved Ziggy Stardust and the Beardspiders from Mars Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 We once had a player called MaynardCouldn’t score one fucking goal which Is hardHe was ripping the piss With every sitter he did missShould have been shot and buried in Nat Fraser’s backyard Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 We were better With no blacksThe fitba these daysCauses heart attacks Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 We were better With no blacksThe fitba these daysCauses heart attacksWe're more athletic Yet our form's pathetic Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 The Wilson show is what we wishTo prove we’re not pishOr at least try to attackAnd not all sit backIf not Derek is getting a smack in the dish Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 ^haha Billy DoddsTup said Fuck the ModsThe ground hosted hot rodMcinnes got the nodAnd signed too many athletics Link to comment
Ramandu Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Darren MackieWasn't born an Iraqi.It might have been better for AberdeenIf he had been. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Mark McGheeHad one simple plea.Said with poise and grace:Get that camera out of my face. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Simmie @dailyrecord we know You went in a bit slowShould have taken him on the headAnd he might now be dead We’ve now had the fateOf 30 years of hateHis knee condition may have been tragic But the Ibrox disaster was magic Fuck the Huns. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Craig BrownKept us from going down.Now he makes a rotaTo stop us going over his quota. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Deek please go and sign on the dole.If not you'll end up in a 6ft hole. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 There once was a loon from Torry.Ernie Winchester was his name.He wasn't the greatest of players,but by fuck he was hellava game.He once ran from the centre spot and lashed it in the Rangers net.And ran behind the goal to their fucking fans,shouting fuck you huns I've won my bet. Link to comment
S2RDS Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 We love a good whiningabout most of Dereks shite signingsso when he signs Main as a scorerand pisses off every supporterhe should be surely get a right good hiding Link to comment
Ramandu Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Alex FergusonUsed to be a hunBut he's been purifiedAnd they died. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Jerel IfilPut to landfillAs mobile as an MND manLooks like we're doing a steely DanReelin back the years Hopefully the players go out for beersAnd get their heads kicked in. Link to comment
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