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Bouncers Are Lame

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:49 AM

So was oot in O Neils last night enjoying myself, when all my mates bugger off to Exodus. I couldn't be arsed with a night full of students in lumberjack shirts but reluctantly agreed to meet them. Ended up on the dance floor with my mate. I was a little drunk but not too bad.

Standing by the dj booth noticed an empty glass with a lemon in it, so took the glass and lobbed the lemon out of it at my mate for a laugh. Now he was standing next to me and there was nothing else in the glass (i.e. no drink or ice) and we just carried on dancing. About 2 minutes later some guy comes up to me. At this point I'm thinking "is this someone who knows me but I don't remember?" He then asks if I want to go downstairs, I was thinking "why if Triple Kirks is closed?" (or he might of been gay :sheepshag: ). Noticed he had a badge on and stuff and realised he was wanting to chuck me out for the lemon incident :hysterical: I asked him if he was taking the piss but he was serious. He dragged me out with my arms tied full force, just like I'd tried to murder someone or something. He got all emotional when he threw me out the door, and shouted to his bouncer mates "ban him, ban him for life!". They weren't even really taking him seriously. My mate overheard the same bouncer saying to someone I had chucked a glass over the dj booth! What a fecking cheek!

What a w*nker. Why do some bouncers have to go on a power trip? Whilst lobbing a lemon at a mate isn't the height of maturity, it hardly even warrants a warning, never mind being chucked out :rolleyes:
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:58 AM

alot of them are on power trips unfortunately
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 10:11 AM

Exodus are infamous for their terrible bounces.

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Posted 20 June 2009 - 10:30 AM

Sounds like a WKD advert.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:04 AM

Complete w@nks used be a decent place a few years back gone well down hill. Sure a Dandy use be the manager for a while Keith something use be ace when he was there.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:35 AM

sh*t club with a bunch of emo tossers.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:37 AM

View PostK OK, on Jun 20 2009, 11:35 AM, said:

sh*t club with a bunch of emo tossers.

Emo poofs hide behind girls after they give you lip. boy in a mod suit once he was ready tear in to them all bunch clowns in there knock it doon :banghead:
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:44 AM

View Postcaldos tan, on Jun 20 2009, 11:37 AM, said:

Emo poofs hide behind girls after they give you lip. boy in a mod suit once he was ready tear in to them all bunch clowns in there knock it doon :banghead:

Knock you down, clown!!
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:46 AM

View Postminijc, on Jun 20 2009, 11:44 AM, said:

Knock you down, clown!!

take a few us knock you down
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:47 AM

Nae really, i have poor balance.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:48 AM

View Postminijc, on Jun 20 2009, 11:47 AM, said:

Nae really, i have poor balance.

that after one to many :checkit:
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:49 AM

Harsh.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:50 AM

but true! ;)
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 11:51 AM

Very, got refused from 3 places last friday for being off balance.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:19 PM

View PostBebo_Maguire, on Jun 20 2009, 10:11 AM, said:

Exodus are infamous for their terrible bounces.

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Looks like it's nothing new. Funny thing is I've never had any trouble ever every time I've been
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:22 PM

View PostMouse, on Jun 20 2009, 12:19 PM, said:

Looks like it's nothing new. Funny thing is I've never had any trouble ever every time I've been


Same here. I've never had any problems and when i see trouble the bouncers do then deal with it well, if a bit heavy handily.

I think from what i've heard they've gotten better. Although if you read that thread, some people were banned for just complaining about it on there

The bouncers know my face so i get no bother.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:24 PM

View PostBebo_Maguire, on Jun 20 2009, 12:22 PM, said:

Same here. I've never had any problems and when i see trouble the bouncers do then deal with it well, if a bit heavy handily.

I think from what i've heard they've gotten better. Although if you read that thread, some people were banned for just complaining about it on there

The bouncers know my face so i get no bother.


:laughing: man aboot toon aye?
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:25 PM

If you act like a cock in town don't be surprised when bouncers treat you like a cock.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:27 PM

AFC-Chat rush on the bouncers tonight?
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 12:28 PM

View Postrgudon, on Jun 20 2009, 12:24 PM, said:

:laughing: man aboot toon aye?


Hardly. I've been going to that shitehole once a week for 5 years. Now there are kids that were in the years below me at school that are now bouncers there. Felt like an old man. Had no clue who they were but they remembered me. :dontknow:
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