[Pash]

Learn some crazy ancient Japanese martial art and batter the lot of them by yourself.

[Dandyjam]

Doesn't surprise me, especially with it being Exodus. Most of the problems I've had with bouncers in the past have come there, from being refused because 'I've had enough' even though I've had like 2 drinks, to being thrown out for being 'too drunk' or acting 'unsteady on my feet' when I've been fine but others in the place are bleezing and falling about all over the place. Bouncers there are the biggests pricks ever and love power trips and picking on folk they don't like the look of and the simple thing to do, which is what I did, is not to go back.

[One_True_Red]

Never been in that dump due to the pr*cks that go there! Pearl's old polish bouncers - savage! A few mis-haps with them never good.

[plissken]

Rent-a-cop's suck.

Best bouncers ever are at the SubClub in Glasgow, you can actually get a bit of banter with them and get in no bother.

[Sheep#1]

Bouncers are generally power-trip w*nkers. They're the fannies on minimum wage though, trying to impress birds by acting hard.

[wearereds]

exo ones are definately worse than others imo. cocks of the highest order on power trips - similar to football stewards.

[One_True_Red]

Sheep#1, on Jun 20 2009, 02:45 PM, said:

Bouncers are generally power-trip w*nkers. They're the fannies on minimum wage though, trying to impress birds by acting hard.

wrap up, if your minimum wage is about 10 lid then ayee! get a decent wage.

[s1dnk]

Once had my arm broken by a bouncer in Amadeus, it was my mate giving the barman abuse as well, nothing to do with me.

[Sheep#1]

One_True_Red, on Jun 20 2009, 04:11 PM, said:

wrap up, if your minimum wage is about 10 lid then ayee! get a decent wage.

You a bouncer then?

[One_True_Red]

aye at exo.........

nah wise up, just know they are on decent wage.

[s1dnk]

Girlfriend is a bouncer and she says it's ok money.

[Sheep#1]

s1dnk, on Jun 20 2009, 04:40 PM, said:

Girlfriend is a bouncer and she says it's ok money.

Ooft, she a bit of a bruiser then?!?

(Just kidding!)

[s1dnk]

Sheep#1, on Jun 20 2009, 04:49 PM, said:

Ooft, she a bit of a bruiser then?!?

(Just kidding!)

Not at all but I've not dared disagree with her yet, me and bouncers don't often get along.

[caldos tan]

s1dnk, on Jun 20 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

Once had my arm broken by a bouncer in Amadeus, it was my mate giving the barman abuse as well, nothing to do with me.

back in the day

[s1dnk]

caldos tan, on Jun 20 2009, 05:21 PM, said:

back in the day

Well you know had to be done. Don't miss that sh1t hole one bit though, horrible place!

[coopy100]

s1dnk, on Jun 20 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

Once had my arm broken by a bouncer in Amadeus, it was my mate giving the barman abuse as well, nothing to do with me.

No it was your wrist. And it got broke cause you punched the bouncer in the face after he had lobbed you oot!

[caldos tan]

Bus used take you back into town carnage looking back was a sh1te whole

[s1dnk]

coopy100, on Jun 20 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

No it was your wrist. And it got broke cause you punched the bouncer in the face after he had lobbed you oot!

No it was my left arm while they put it up behind my back, I punched him with my right hand then ran away like a little girl.

[Sonic]

Bouncers are on near minimum wage aren't they? It's just they get more because they are working unsociable hours.

[One_True_Red]

Sonic, on Jun 20 2009, 06:26 PM, said:

Bouncers are on near minimum wage aren't they? It's just they get more because they are working unsociable hours.

so that means they aint on minimum wage!