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Inappropriate And Strange Toys For Children


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meh. they're not hanging out.. and i'm a mum, not dead.

but if you'd rather, i can go back to hanging off a building. it's of little consequence either way. :dontknow:

 

you mean thats actually you LGIR?

 

in that case i gotta know, is bad mobby that ugly and does he really look like mesut ozil?

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When you first joined I saw that picture - I wasn't really aware that you still had it (well until I just peeked as you commented on it).

 

I notice Tups more than anyones if I'm going to be honest, it stands out and is quite colourful.

 

berto, dinna worry.

 

its only the internet.

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I'm pretty ambivalent about most of those 'toys'... The Hitler 'toy' I don't have a problem with, given the loon already has Che, Mao, and Malcolm X figures that he plays with. He's probably one of the few 5 year olds in America who can identify them. A Hitler toy would simply be something else he would ask questions about, which is fine by me.

 

The stripper pole is clearly marketed at paedophiles with young daughters... "release the inner sex kitten"? Really? In a little kid?

 

The hacked up woman is probably aimed at the Japanese and misogynists. Though I could see that appealing to the generally demented too.

 

The God toy.. that's the kind of stupid that folks in Alabamee will be buying their kids. I can't talk, really, because I bought my laddie a couple of Jesus toys. One has little hidden wheels so it looks like he's hovering on water when he moves.. the other's a crazy plushie thing... awesome.

 

I also got the loon a Golliwog... those things are fucking difficult to get your hands on round these parts for some reason, so we had to order it special. We call him Dave the Slave.

 

What else...

 

..oh, yeah, I'm pro chebs. So that pic of LGIR receives the coveted 'Kelt Seal of Approval'. I say "More Chebs". And don't feel you can't pm me all sorts of candid pictures... I'm totally cool that way.

 

In other news I'm getting my hair cut again tonight... anyone who wants a lock can go ahead and pm me on that too.

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Depends on the German soldier in question.

 

Was it Totenkopf or Wehrmacht?

 

What sort of accessories does it come with?

 

If it comes with an MP 40, then that's fairly appropriate... if it comes with a self-assembly stack of emaciated dead Jews and a box of matches then I'd have to call inappropriate.

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Was at a kids birthday party, at the end mini milks were getting handed out.

 

Couple of kids opted for Strawberry, after the first sook, once the pink pop was removed it looked just like a thin cock, with where the sook took place creating an authentic looking helmet.

 

When I brought this up with my missus and her mate they thought it was most inappropriate.

 

Quite right too. Yer being racialist, the chocolate ones could have the same look too.

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