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#121 OFFLINE   Dom Sullivan

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:35 AM

The company are getting press - it'll be out there, people will be going on their site...could work out well for the company in a backwards sort of way.

As they say, no such thing as bad publicity.

Heard the boy from Doortops sandwich company on the radio this morning.

Great publicity for them too.

As he said, their sandwiches are "going down well".

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#122 OFFLINE   ByenEBergen

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:37 AM

I just thought that IT people might use their priviliges sometimes. I don't expect you to trawl through every staff members' e-mail accounts - but maybe the cheeky blonde from accounts?


Way back in the day eh was an Administrator and had access to all the email accounts in my company. Obviously being the reputable type eh didna abuse this privilege, except in the case of this wee American burd who eh wid have done unspeakable things to given the chance. She had a boyfriend back home in Atlanta, and went back every 6 weeks or so to see him.

Anyways, while working there she struck up a friendship with a fellow female septic in the office and they were inseperable. One day my curiosity got the better of me and eh looked in her mail and it was full of emails going to her boyfriend about how she was lezzing off with this other burd. It was graphic stuff, obviously sent for him to have a good wank to. Us expats had a good social scene and so we were often out and about together, and some of the emails began telling about how they'd been out for a drink etc. Eh could verify that they were there, so there was no reason to suspect that these mails were just made up for his benefit.

Eh never looked at either of them in the same way again, no even when setting her hair on fire at her leaving do. But that's another story :clangers2:
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:16 AM

She's a horror :clangers2:

What possesses grown adults to indulge in this sort of crap?

She deserves to lose her job, so does he.

Idiots.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:22 AM

your the bigger idiot fr gettin excited by this tabliod esque rubbish tup.
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:24 AM

I'm not excited at all, I'm saddened that there are adults who behave this way, like schoolchildren.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:29 AM

check the comments on hete min tup.

i couldnt give a fcuk

its a non story
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:56 AM

She's a horror :clangers2:

What possesses grown adults to indulge in this sort of crap?

She deserves to lose her job, so does he.

Idiots.


What possesses grown adults to waste their day talking crap to strangers on an off topic football site? :)
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 10:00 AM

What possesses grown adults to waste their day talking crap to strangers on an off topic football site? :)


It's good fun and passes the time.

Light hearted relief.

This is different. It's just embarrassing. If you dinna want to face humiliation, dinna do humiliating stuff in the first place.

Simple.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 10:11 AM

It's good fun and passes the time.

Light hearted relief.

This is different. It's just embarrassing. If you dinna want to face humiliation, dinna do humiliating stuff in the first place.

Simple.


What they were doing was just lighted hearted relief.

She sounds like she got even more relief the previous evening. :sherlock:
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:28 AM

Light hearted relief? For you? Jesus min, a lot of your posts seem genuinely pained. If you'd said an outlet for your anger then aye fair dos. :P
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:34 AM

Light hearted relief? For you? Jesus min, a lot of your posts seem genuinely pained. If you'd said an outlet for your anger then aye fair dos. :P


I hope you're not talking to me.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:44 AM

I hope you're not talking to me.


Who else?
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:48 AM

I'm not angry, I'm just up for it.

There's a big difference.

This is enthusiasm.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 12:33 PM

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 01:13 PM

She's a horror :clangers2:

What possesses grown adults to indulge in this sort of crap?
She deserves to lose her job, so does he.

Idiots.

Sex :thumbup1:
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 01:23 PM

Aye, obviously, but you shag some bitch, fair enough, the last thing you want to be doing is making a fool of yourself afterward with crap like that.

Women are all snakes, no point in pandering to them.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:10 PM

Aye, obviously, but you shag some bitch, fair enough, the last thing you want to be doing is making a fool of yourself afterward with crap like that.

Women are all snakes, no point in pandering to them.


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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

You're just emphasising my point there LGIR.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

It's good fun and passes the time.

Light hearted relief.

This is different. It's just embarrassing. If you dinna want to face humiliation, dinna do humiliating stuff in the first place.

Simple.


So whats happened to YOLO tup? Where did he go from yesterday and what has changed him to this today.

Also, I have to add, YOLO :clangers2: :clangers2: :clangers2:

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:13 PM

I see they've both resigned.

Idiots.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:15 PM

So whats happened to YOLO tup? Where did he go from yesterday and what has changed him to this today.

Also, I have to add, YOLO :clangers2: :clangers2: :clangers2:

:clangers2:


That was a reference to another thread about the use of cringeworthy acronyms.

Clearly you never seen it, and leapt in.

Thus making a fool of yourself.

Do try and keep up.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:15 PM

You're just emphasising my point there LGIR.


there are lots of amazing men in the world and some definite arseholes, and while many would generalize, i'd not tar all men with the same brush. there are also lots of splendid women out in this world Tup. you've clearly just not bumped into many of them. that's sad.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

there are lots of amazing men in the world and some definite arseholes, and while many would generalize, i'd not tar all men with the same brush. there are also lots of splendid women out in this world Tup. you've clearly just not bumped into many of them. that's sad.

have a fabulous afternoon, Tup! :sheepdance:


There are few if any men who are not arseholes.

Hardly any women are not bitches.

That's just the way it is.

Women are good at pretending not to be complete bitches for just about long enough to get what they want.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

That was a reference to another thread about the use of cringeworthy acronyms.

Clearly you never seen it, and leapt in.

Thus making a fool of yourself.

Do try and keep up.


I wouldnt even use yon shite to take the piss.

Impossible to keep up with your posting prowess. Some of us actually do a little work in our office.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

I wouldnt even use yon shite to take the piss.

Impossible to keep up with your posting prowess. Some of us actually do a little work in our office.


I'll take that as yet another compliment.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:09 PM

Reading back over the e-mails, the thing that singles her out most as a moron is the fact she puts 2 kisses at the end of an e-mail to the whole company.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:15 PM

Aye LGIR does that too, not that I'm casting aspersions.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:17 PM

Aye LGIR does that too, not that I'm casting aspersions.

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only to some of you guys.. cos i lub you all!
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:21 PM

Aye LGIR does that too, not that I'm casting aspersions.

x


False sense of security before she pounces.

Do snakes pounce?
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:24 PM

False sense of security before she pounces.

Do snakes pounce?


Not sure.

She certainly looks capable of boiling one's pet rabbit to death though.
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