Henry

Probably doesn’t happen that often in chartered accountancy, for example, or deep sea diving.

Poppacums

Would've thought a Tory like yourself would've appreciated the free market capitalism on offer.

A nice wee half pint

I saw a man in an AA van today, crying hysterically and battering the steering wheel. I thought "that guy's headed for a breakdown".

God no, that would be awful, putting people out of their misery like that. Foolish idea. @Clydeside_Sheep

Mentioned elsewhere, but Kenny McLean is out for the Euros. Pretty shit getting injured in a dead rubber match, missing your only chance at an international tournament as a result.

Bastard I was just downloading a neeson picture.

Aye, that's the precedent now. How long until promotion is allowed? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57059711

Another unsuccessful Cher single.

No way man, I don’t believe that.

Allosexual: Sometimes shortened to "allo", an allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction and the intrinsic desire to have sexual relationships. Or turned on by French cafe owners

I had that the last time I bet on the DWT

Folk who wear their mental illness acronyms like a badge of honour are a pet hate of mine

Boy whose photos got pinched seems a bit of a tube as well.