Henry

Specifically goalkeepers and documentaries about Liverpool FC, as I recall.

"Alexa, is there a meme of Liam Neeson pressing the cringe button?"

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/man-weirdly-aggressive-about-being-a-dad-20160823112797

Dunno man, at least Parklife and MAD is readable. Completely mental on the MAD side, but still readable.

Can't read shit like that.

I see Germany is heading towards compulsory vaccination

Newcastle - Burnley DRAW 23/10

Players to play for Aberdeen and Rangers Theo Snelders David Robertson Stephen Wright Barry Nicholson Andrius Velicka Gavin Rae Sone Aluko Jim Bett Alec Willoughby Jim Forrest Neale Cooper Stephen Hughes Steve MacLean Maurice Ross Davie Dodds Nicky Walker Billy Dodds Andy Dibble Bobby Hume Dougie Bell Dave Smith Alex Smith Gregg Wylde Players to play for Aberdeen, Rangers and Sevco Ricky Foster Stevie Smith Neil Alexander doesn't make this list due to no competitive game for AFC Players to play for Aberdeen and Sevco Ryan Jack Dominic Ball Greg Stewart Ross McCrorie Scott Wright FTH

@thedandydon I'm on a three-week get out of jail free card thing.

Best Poster: The Buzzard. This award would surely be the highlight of the year for our man at Holyrood. Funniest Poster: I'm returning to old favourite cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: BrianFraePerth. To log on faithfully every day despite near universal disdain takes some doing Best Thread: Choi's, ah seys, Choi's! Best Rivalry: Consi vs NEM. Consi has shown a remarkable dedication to arguing this year. Must Do Better Award: Bluto. His contributions in the drinking thread aren't even worth reading any more. Name of a random beer, capital S, followed by #now. Dreary. Moment of the Year: Got to be Bluto bragging about the eight bottles of beer he drank one night. Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers. Painfully repetitive reading about he predicted the Glass shitshow. Best Newcomer: huncunts, just for the name.

Love MC Hammer.

I think milk would be better.

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards. I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December. This year's categories are: Best Poster: Funniest Poster: Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Must Do Better Award: Moment of the Year: Most Negative Poster Award: Best Newcomer: As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked. Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. Couple of issues to note: You don't have to vote in every category Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - Roberto Stoney Dynamo Boofon Harcus Kelt MT Bluto Sooper-Hanz

Shit, 1st of December right enough, will get them up later.