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About Quagmire

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  1. The top of King Street is the Castlegate? Surely. You’ll be telling us you go up to the beach next.
  2. 100% bottom of Union St. Bet everyone read it 3 times to make sense. Deserving of the fine imo.
  3. New album out for it? Last album was a bit shite.
  4. Cracking read if you're into that era. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Please-Kill-Me-Uncensored-History/dp/0349108803/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=the+oral+history+of+punk&qid=1634740337&qsid=259-5849982-3835212&s=books&sr=1-2&sres=0091905117%2C0349108803%2C1770410678%2C1648410642%2C1629637963%2C1621064042%2C1681340321%2C0813068525%2C3283012989%2CB00LLONFXS%2C1985194708%2C1491013303%2C149104697X%2C1642931950%2C1644281104%2C0571345379&srpt=ABIS_BOOK
  5. I work in the Middle East and live in Asia. Both continents are far more racist than the UK. They also do not give one single fuck about being so either.
  6. Quagmire

    The Cryptos

    Sold a jpeg of a monkey with a grenade in its mouth for a hefty fee and regretting it terribly.
  7. Oh aye, the last couple of years have been a right hoot.
  8. Seems to be. Traveling by to the middle of the desert for the first time since Feb 2020.
  9. Around the mid 2000s we were due to fly to Marbella around dinner time so went up to the local at lunch time to start boozing. Was the start of the World Cup. Went out to the airport but our flight was delayed for a few hours so the whole flight was in the bar at the right as you come in. Everyone was steaming by time we left Aberdeen. We were sat in amongst a hen party, bottles of duty free jager getting tanned, birds were getting their tits out for shots and one of my mates got sucked off in the toilet. Easier times, stuff you would get locked up for nowadays. *How we laughed on the minibus to the hotel on landing.
  10. Don't be ashamed, Consi. More drunken debauchery and less opinionated woke shite and you'll be in the running for POTY.
  11. Pool on tv, some of the crews feet, the inside of Mizers boxers, Mizers backie.
  12. Quagmire

    Pet Hates

    The UK is definitely worse off for not adopting the bum gun craze when the rest of the world was installing them. Shining fresh arsehole on leaving the bathroom and a gleaming pan left behind.
  13. They were on sale for a reason you old fart.
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