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Ke1t

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  1. Yep... decent. I think a couple of the posters on here had a shotty on her.
  2. Charlie knows what's what when it comes to growing plants. Not so clever when it comes to women, like, traded in his hot wife for a dog. But plants, I'll take the fat-eared pedo's advice any day of the week.
  3. Ke1t

    Thread O Twitter

    I'll fill something, but it winna be her boots.
  4. Bought myself some Ocean Forest soil for the wee mary jane seeds. Surprised how quick these things germinated, about 48 hours... is that normal? @manboobs109 Spoke to a very knowledgeable Shaggy lookalike at the weed shoppy, and he seemed surprised at how fast they'd germinated, but gave me a good idea of what needs done next. Anyway, got some wee pots to plant them in, and all that's left to do, probably the most important step, is to give them names. So far I've came up with Ramadanki, Danky Potvara, Hash Taylor, Matty Bongstaff, and Ilyan Kiryakov.
  5. Ke1t

    Pet Hates

    Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. Or stop wanking. Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster.
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    Thread O Twitter

    Loved Poker Face.
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    Thread O Twitter

    She's a dorty, dorty hoor. "I'm now on TikTok" Be better if you were on Kelt'sCock, you slut. You fucking slut.
  8. Ke1t

    Thread O Twitter

    I thought she had her tits out. But she didn't.
  9. Ke1t

    In the News

    Ryan Jack.
  10. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    It's done. You owe me, let's say, fifty quid.
  11. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    So you'd rather be disrespectful to someone who's being respectful to you in a discussion. Well, you won't be doing it with me.
  12. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Use that imbecilic word again in discussion with me and you're blocked, no questions asked.
  13. Ke1t

    Coronavirus

    Do it. And make sure you break down the argument into bullet points to address each point. Folk fucking love that.
  14. I'm betting before the season finishes. We'll be pushing for Champion's League when it all goes sideways. Typical Aberdeen.
  15. People need to cheer up. We'll be dead soon, might as well enjoy it while we can
  16. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    1. Yes. 2. Usually as long as is feasible for all parties. 3. I don't think they should in a time of war. 4. You're supplying weapons to Ukraine. Do you think Putin does or does not consider you to be at war? If the answer is yes then you are at war. 5. So you'd have provided details on the invasion of France, knowing it materially aids your enemies, in the spirit of journalistic integrity... keeping in mind journalistic integrity doesn't exist.
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    Ukraine

    The least educated elements of society (too stupid to vote for their own interests, and easily persuaded otherwise) and the top few percent who are educated enough to know which side their bread is buttered on.
  18. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    1. Again, not Russia's place to dictate to free and independent nations. They bear full responsibility for their invasion. Hostile states are countries that, for example, interfere with western elections and hack the defence departments of western nations, again, unprovoked actions. 2. They're involved, not responsible. 3. Correct, and I don't believe that figure. 4. I agree, but that goes back to my point about people. You're at war, start acting like it. 5. Correct. To illustrate, should British newspapers have reported, truthfully, about D-Day taking place in Normandy rather than the Pas de Calais? And maybe translated it into German for ease of consumption by the Germans?
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    Ukraine

    You don't propagandise for your enemies, that's bizarre and weird. But again, people are gullible morons who can't be trusted to make large decision. Brexit, Bojo, Trump, Independence referendum... utterly clueless.
  20. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    That's a terrible idea. People are fucking retarded.
  21. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Ukraine hadn't applied for NATO membership, all that was said was that NATO didn't rule it out because hostile states don't get a say in who joins NATO. That's not provocation, that's telling Russia it's not in control of Western decision-making, the same way we don't tell other states who can and can't join the CSTO. The military industrial complex is powerful, but that's also why a handful of American weapons are smashing several Russian armies. Their role in this seems limited, however, when we see how keen Putin is to dominate his neighbours. As for the report, I don't believe only 30% is reaching the front line. In Afghanistan and Iraq, sure.. there was literally no enemy, and we were handing over planeloads of weapons and cash that instantly disappeared. In Ukraine there's a clear and present danger, and they're desperate to get the hardware to defend themselves. They're not pushing the Russians back for a lack of Western equipment. The story was probably pulled because it's a massive propaganda point for the Russians. "See, Western citizens? Your money is disappearing to who knows where. You may as well stop supplying arms to them, eh?" We're at a major inflection point in European history, we're already at war, and we don't need to be boosting the other side.
  22. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Well, you don't do that by shelling cities full of Russian-speaking Ukrainians, so that probably isn't the reason for the invasion.
  23. Ke1t

    In the News

    They stole the idea anyway. Fucking thieves.
  24. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    I mean, this is the narrative I believe. That Putin is an expansionist (Georgia, Transnistria, Crimea, Donbass, threats towards the Baltic states, calling the dissolution of the Soviet Union a disaster etc.) and figured he could get away with a rapid annexation against one of the weakest militaries in Europe. He's even alluded to his place in history as the spiritual successor to Peter the Great (an expansionist who assumed the mantle of Emperor). What do you believe is the reason behind his invasion?
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