Zeus

Gordon's gin (pink), aldi tonic Duran Duran at the isle of Wight festival on the telly. Terrific Sunday evening iyam

1-0 (Main)

Went all to pot since Gurr hasn't been involved Get him back in the squad

Had 4 tins of thon triple hazy brewdog yesterday Spewed all over the bathroom afterwards. A bitty of a telling off this morning. LOL

Glass will come good. We'll still win the league and SC double

A fat monstrosity iyam

Blasted in the microwave - biling het

Hello mi dearie...

Cheese and ham softie Bowl of chicken soup

Aberdeen 5-1 St Johnstone Hibs 1-1 St Mirren Ross County 2-1 Hearts Dundee United 1-1 Dundee Livingston 0-2 Celtic Rangers 2-0 Motherhellhole

Day aff: Haircut. Some chores I've been told to do (will try do little as possible) Denner at Choi's Bed

Guts of a grand. Tidy!