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  1. Dad

    Hallowe'en

    I'm dressing up as Greta Thunberg - hoover up some guilt candy
  2. @milne_afc thats like yon Falkirk arsehole son ^
  3. Same bet bagged Dad 22.50 there on Satday son - a fucking cash cow
  4. 14/1 for the main man to score and win the morrow - money in the fucking satchel
  5. Dave Halls getting a burny amount of heat: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59035483
  6. Dad

    The Hat Medical Centre

    Consume with coconut oil to aid absorption is the advice - I'll do that
  7. Dad

    The Hat Medical Centre

    Havenae had any yet son...I'll maybes give them a ring - seems too few
  8. Dad

    The Hat Medical Centre

    Ah no Ok son - I'll keep you abreast... confidence dipping a smidge after yon ^ Let's see what happens
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    The Hat Medical Centre

    Just placed an order for some turmeric tabs - fucking inflammation has met it's match probably I'm no sure what I'll do if not - ah no Fingers crossed
  10. The end of Cooper's solid start then - ah no
  11. I'd be asking for a better tip - every cunt knows that ^
  12. That was Titanicseses maiden voyage son - we're going into DWT75 Maybe stop drinking the pool water you ugly cunt
  13. They're doing a lot of chat about the assistant director - it was they that confirmed the gun was safe - and obviously, it wasnae. Who is this person?
  14. Fair enough son Here - Three quarters of the way through the century there next week...thats summat
  15. Haha ach aye - pish on that front; more just the odds were a bitty trimmer than has been the norm for a whiley - so expected a cheeky double at the very least On n up
  16. But thats it son - usually there's a distinct quality...a flavour even that used to come in wafts with each DF retort. The last few - tired and dismissive - as if to say 'I cannae be bothered' - I actually was a wee bitty insulted you'd palm me off with such weak shite: 'shutup' 'STFU' etc Pish son - you best bring your fucking A game from now on, else I'll be skulking about the Longman awaitin' a showdown (chess or summat)
  17. Aye we'll see son - but dinnae you be surprised if the Dons arenae suddenly striding into such shite confident and full of beans you wee prick - it only takes a pinch of magic to infect the soul Wins from here on in
  18. 'We had a great time - next week we'll have a terrific time'
  19. Thats it son - on any other day, the type of pick that'd be the very staple of DWT...but I dunno; you pick a path - live n learn. Made a small profit off of my terrific Ramirez to Score/Dons to win effort - so no all bad
  20. We doidged a bullet there - phew Get to fuck you wee arsehole; ex-forest green aint he? Hes fucking SHITE son - no even fit to wipe the apple pie off of Christians soccer shoes That's yous proper in bother now by fuck - enjoy hahhaahah Prick
  21. Ach here - a day of strange results. Picked the wrong day to be conventional - a lesson there in itself See yous in the morning
  22. Dad

    Coronavirus

    Well here - if it means you no typing commas after a space inexplicably, terrific Everyones a winner as Ovaltine famously sang
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