Simply Red

#cans

Lets hear what this beauts been saying. Otherwise whats the point coming on here talking about how funny it is.

I gave it 10mins. Unwatchable dogshit. Pity cos theres a decent story there with a magic back catalogue.

Seem to mind MHD saying he was from Thurso or somewhere up there.

My missus has a ‘baby on board’ sticker on her motor so any simpleton micropenis cunt who is driving up her backside like a maniac gets a reminder his driving is endangering kids in the back.

What did he do?

Anita Rani Tidy af

Probably all Aberdonian conservative voters. A real thoroughbred breed of wanker

In what way did he think he was too good for us?

Will yi aye

^sums up the modern player. Absolute fucking pannys. If i was a manager, id also be worried about the players doing themselves an injury with the knee slide celebration.

Boy i worked with told me some deeply retarded shit which he thoroughly believed: Michelle Obama is a man. That massive container ship that was blocking the Suez canal last year - its hull was full of kids on their way to peado island but the navy seals rescued them all (but its a secret) Theres a video online of Hilary Clinton disembowelling a kid with a big knife for the hell of it and laughing. When i asked the looney why wasnt she arrested “cos the cops are peado lefties aswell” This cunt was a pro-trump, pro-tory, anti-vax conspiracy lunatic. He spent all his free time reading this shit online and was convinced we live under a leftie (but zionist) new world order who are mad peados. Made me think he had serious mental issues and was probably a peado. Scary that he wasnt alone in believing all that shit.

Cock Lobster

Best type of socks to wear with flip flops

Rainbow Trout (Harry) Monk fish