Patty

On the Chaise Longue. On the Chaise Longue. On the Chaise Longue. All day long. On the Chaise Longue.

Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?

Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Can you stop quoting the cunt, please? Renders the ignore feature on this site redundant.

Smell my cheese… Cheese pizza… Yep! Italian definitely incoming!

Did he limit himself to just the two Barcelona references?

Craig Samson signs to help with training and cover Tom Ritchie’s injury.

Could be match fixing?

He exploded yet?