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Kilgore Trout

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  1. You are right a misremember on my part. I think what he said that he got a lot of taxis and got his material off the drivers. Makes sense now if the cunt couldn’t drive.
  2. My mum and dad used to look after a pub in the 70s during the summer when the owners were on holiday usually for four or five weeks at a time. I was left up the stairs from the age of about 7 watched every one of the Hammer Films. Contributed to the fucked up individual i have grown up to be . Still like a good horror.
  3. Usyk will out box him and be well ahead . At some point Joshua will throw caution to the wind try and fail to get a knockout he will then gas and get stopped. Not paying £27 quid for that particularly with such a shit undercard
  4. Kilgore Trout

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    As long as that’s all you are hearing in your head right now loon then everything is good.
  5. Now you are just being silly. Not like you at all.
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    Unfortunately because she is insane . Dominic Cummings who is a complete prick but happy to dish the dirt has specifically referenced her insanity. Thatcher much that I dance on her grave was only actually insane in her latter years
  7. I think he actually puts on that persona . He was a taxi driver for a few years and probably picked it up. He was standing at the bar with a group of us for 10 mins and said absolutely fuck all until I started a conversation with him . Might have been the company of course but I think he is probably a wee dour prick in real life.
  8. Met Tam Cowan at a football dinner. I know he’s from Motherwell but just standard weegie aren’t we so funny we don’t even have to try pish. Boring unfunny wee cunt
  9. Nah Hammer House of Horrors The Vampire Lovers featuring the delectable Madeline Smith getting the puppies out best vampire film by a country mile. A blessing for a young loon growing up. Always gave the paper a quick snook to see if it was going to be on
  10. Hibs not looked great and United are utter dung. Plenty time to pick up points . Granted we were awful on Saturday. New teams and new managers need time ffs. That being said would of course Be delighted to be proven wrong
  11. Kilgore Trout

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    Not typing that one. I’d get arrested. was on You tube a few years back.
  12. Kilgore Trout

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    JS’ Gary Glitter joke the best ever. And for the benefit of CCB. He doesn’t really hold these opinions. Its called satire.
  13. Kilgore Trout

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    Stole that from Bill Burr The late Norm MacDonald was fantastic at getting away with outrageous stuff . His twinkly eyes and shy persona. I mean a routine entitled Hitlers’ Dog FfsCharming and handsome. Got away with murder Sadowich a crazy eyebulging ugly polar opposite. A cross between Marty Feldman & the Kurgan. He does what he says on the tin. If you crave a safe place don’t go. Poor cunt was the victim of yet another pre-orchastrated stitch up that is happening all too often nowadays
  14. That squawking bastard that was doing the half time summary on Saturday night and fucking Sunday as well. Jesus fucking Christ !
  15. Absolutely spot on. That’s how Motherwell set up when we we’re attacking. 2 banks of well drilled banks of four and by and large we couldn’t make any inroads at all. Add a defensive shit show and it was a recipe for disaster. A lot of teams bar the arse cheeks will set up exactly the same so we will better get used to it soon
  16. Not going to shit the bed but it has to be better moving on and no more fucking about with the centre of defence . Even if it meant Hayes at left back today we need to keep the central defence bar injuries the same 2 players. I am fucking fed up of us gifting goals to the opposition.
  17. Scales hasn’t exactly covered himself in glory either
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    Used to be an excellent newspaper. Hadn’t bought it in three or four years. Too fucking dear. bought it recently. It’s turned into a complete shit fest of a publication
  19. Yup fuck them. Hingin onto our coattails in the 80s . New firm my arse. Unfortunately beat us a few times but consistently shat it off the filth and won next to fuck all. Fuck them
  20. Nah min ultra posh birds fucking love a bit of it. Particularly uta
  21. A legend in his own lunchtime so long as the Dutchy was passed in the correct manner They were absolute dog shit
  22. Fuck them it was Amanda de Cadenet that I was tuning in for
  23. I am aware of somebody getting compo for exactly that happening to them
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