Films

[elephantstone78]

Schitt’s creek. 
mum from home alone and dad from American pie craft a lovable heartwarming comedy series. 
8.7/10. 

edit - should not be in movies section. Humble apologies 

[styrofoamplates]

Just watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film from 1990. Fucking brilliant film. 
 

Highly recommend. 
 

Turtle tits. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins.  The Tony Tucker Story.

 

Decent enough.  I have connections to Essex so it's interesting seeing some of the places I'm familiar with.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Those films are absolute garbage

watched the first een (for the first time in years) a month or so ago on the insistence of some young bam out here saying it was ace (it isn’t) 

hasn’t aged well, and from what I’ve seen of the other ones, they are even worse/unintentionally comical   

[dazzy_deff]

17 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Just watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film from 1990. Fucking brilliant film. 
 

Highly recommend. 
 

Turtle tits. 

Usually watch this id say at least once a year. Absolute bosker. April O'Neil a sort back in the day. 

[Poodler]

19 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins.  The Tony Tucker Story.

 

Decent enough.  I have connections to Essex so it's interesting seeing some of the places I'm familiar with.

Any of your connections have big fake paps?

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Any of your connections have big fake paps?

Only the blokes.

[For Fecks Sake]

15 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The Founder 

The McDonalds story (Starting Mike Keaton) 

nae bad 

6.5/10 

 

Good film but did not agree with the way in which he fucked the brothers over. Of course it is a film so may be over egged but still.

[thedandydon]

No Time To Die

 

Solid enough Jimmy Bond outing. Nice throwback with the Aston Martin DB5 getting another thrashing.

Villain of the piece was a bit weak.

Lots of PC box ticking going on, Bond now a loved up family man?

The ending was quite surprising too in terms of continuing the franchise.

No boobage

[StandFree1982]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He dies 

That'll be perfect way for them to replace him with a female 007 to tick even more boxes. 

[styrofoamplates]

Halloween Kills

Decent enough sequel to Halloween 2018. A fun enough film, with some brutal and brilliant kills. 

But it does have some issues that I'm not delighted about as a fan of the series and feels like it's just setting it up for Halloween Ends next year. 

No tits. 

[Jocky Balboa]

On 10/12/2021 at 1:55 PM, thedandydon said:

No Time To Die

 

Solid enough Jimmy Bond outing. Nice throwback with the Aston Martin DB5 getting another thrashing.

Villain of the piece was a bit weak.

Lots of PC box ticking going on, Bond now a loved up family man?

The ending was quite surprising too in terms of continuing the franchise.

No boobage

Does Bond get bummed to death after Rami Malek gets a blow to the head, forgets where he is and still thinks he's in Freddie Mercury mode? 

12 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Halloween Kills

Decent enough sequel to Halloween 2018. A fun enough film, with some brutal and brilliant kills. 

But it does have some issues that I'm not delighted about as a fan of the series and feels like it's just setting it up for Halloween Ends next year. 

No tits. 

I liked the last reboot, bringing back Curtis was a good move and she did well. I've reasonably high hopes for this one, after being slightly disappointed with the Rob Zombie reboots (too much mystique was killed IMHO).

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/gallery/2021/oct/25/trainspotting-behind-the-scenes-danny-boyle-ewan-mcgregor-irvine-welsh-harvey-weinstein?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Brilliant

[Guest]

On 10/26/2021 at 9:39 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

Heat 

Not aged well at all. Pish - 4/10

True Romance 

Aged well. Perfek - 10/10 

Heat is pish!? Come away. Fucking quality film imo. 
 

True Romance is brilliant, aye. 

[Guest]

Went to see 'The French Dispatch' the other day. 
 

For me, his best film. Totally original and unique, his entire craft at its peak throughout the film. Magic. Beautiful. 
 

9/10

[BrianFaePerth]

On 10/25/2021 at 3:11 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/gallery/2021/oct/25/trainspotting-behind-the-scenes-danny-boyle-ewan-mcgregor-irvine-welsh-harvey-weinstein?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Great shot of a young Grays before he nicked a pack of Bic from WH Smith

 

[thedandydon]

Dune pt1 (2021)

 

Soundtrack and cinematography is on point, definitely one to see on the big screen.

There’s a lot to unpack with the plot, especially if you’re not familiar with the book or original film (I’m not).

No stand out performances but overall a decent sci-fi flick.

Nae tits.

[Ramandu]

9 hours ago, thedandydon said:

Dune pt1 (2021)

 

Soundtrack and cinematography is on point, definitely one to see on the big screen.

There’s a lot to unpack with the plot, especially if you’re not familiar with the book or original film (I’m not).

No stand out performances but overall a decent sci-fi flick.

Nae tits.

The David Lynch version is probably the worst film I have ever seen. Quite liked the book, but haven't read it since I was a teenage, so no idea if it stands up.

[Ke1t]

Freeway.

Well worth a repeat viewing. 

It's a take on Little Red Riding Hood, except Red Riding Hood is a borderline psychopath who's on her way to grandma's house, and the Big Bad Wolf is a mad serial-killer rapist paedo.

It's terrific stuff. 

 

 

[Guest]

La Chinois- 7/10.

Good bit of cinema but because it was in French I think a lot of the humour didn't translate. 

 

Face- 6-10

A bit bloody hammy for my taste, but still a decent enough watch and I quite enjoyed Rab Carlyles cockney. Almost had it. Big Winston is actually pretty good in it. Few good lines from the cast. 

The Witch- 8/10. 
 

Excellent film. Anna Taylor-Joy is a stunner as well. Fancy her a great deal.  Can tell heaps of work went in to making it historically accurate, just an ace film. 
 

 

 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

La Chinois- 7/10.

Good bit of cinema but because it was in French I think a lot of the humour didn't translate. 

 

Face- 6-10

A bit bloody hammy for my taste, but still a decent enough watch and I quite enjoyed Rab Carlyles cockney. Almost had it. Big Winston is actually pretty good in it. Few good lines from the cast. 

The Witch- 8/10. 
 

Excellent film. Anna Taylor-Joy is a stunner as well. Fancy her a great deal.  Can tell heaps of work went in to making it historically accurate, just an ace film. 
 

 

 

If its so ace, surely deserves more than an 8/10?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

If its so ace, surely deserves more than an 8/10?

I scored what I scored.

 

8/10 is an excellent score 

[dazzy_deff]

11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I scored what I scored.

 

8/10 is an excellent score 

8/10 is upper end 'good'. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

8/10 is upper end 'good'. 

9/10 is incredible and 10/10 is perfect. 
 

8/10 is ace. 

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

 

Excellent film. Anna Taylor-Joy is a stunner as well. Fancy her a great deal.  
 

Me too Consi. A very sexy young lady.

[Guest]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Me too Consi. A very sexy young lady.

Al' enough to be her da! Yi bloody menace!

[Poodler]

V for Vendetta

put it on after supper last night.

fell asleep about 13 minutes in and woke up on the sofa about 0230. The bird is tidy, Portman or Knightley

lovely small little boobs. There is a time and a place for small boobs. It’s not all about the fat paps 

[Guest milne_afc]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There is a time and a place for small boobs. It’s not all about the fat paps 

Amen

[BonnieDon]

The Lighthouse 8/10.

I'd describe this film as an acquired taste. I enjoyed it and would recommend it however I can guarantee some would hate it.

 

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, BonnieDon said:

The Lighthouse 8/10.

I'd describe this film as an acquired taste. I enjoyed it and would recommend it however I can guarantee some would hate it.

 

Don't apologise for liking it. 
 

It's a cracking film. 
 

9/10 for me.