Films

[jamiesd]

Near Dark, fucking classic

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Don't forget werewolves. All been done to death.

Loved the old b+w Lon Chaney Jnr Wolfman films.

Interestin' fact (or not).  I was mates with the brother of David Rintoul (Wilson) who played Dr Finlay in the TV series. He also did a Werewolf film (Legend of the Werewolf 1975). Well, the band I was in at the time played at his (first) weddin'. The dance of which was held in a marquee tent in the garden of his parents hoose in Cults.  That's my 15 minutes of fame.  Fuck yezzzz!!!!

[Dom Sullivan]

9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Loved the old b+w Lon Chaney Jnr Wolfman films.

Interestin' fact (or not).  I was mates with the brother of David Rintoul (Wilson) who played Dr Finlay in the TV series. He also did a Werewolf film (Legend of the Werewolf 1975). Well, the band I was in at the time played at his (first) weddin'. The dance of which was held in a marquee tent in the garden of his parents hoose in Cults.  That's my 15 minutes of fame.  Fuck yezzzz!!!!

Did you get a gammie aff Janet?
 

Teeth in or oot?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Did you get a gammie aff Janet?
 

Teeth in or oot?

Fuckin right.  Nae teeth.  Canna beat it.

Gammie, lol.  Hinna heard that for ages. ?

[Kilgore Trout]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

They were scary films as a wee guy. My old man banned the 7 year old me from watching them 

My mum and dad used to look after a pub in the 70s during the summer when the owners were on holiday usually for four or five weeks at a time. I was left up the stairs from the age of about 7 watched every one of the Hammer Films.

Contributed to the fucked up individual i have grown up to be . Still like a good horror. 

[shut up meg]

Jojo Rabbit, about a lad of around 10 who's in the Hitler Youth at the end of WW2, pretty quirky with a few laugh out loud moments. 

8 out of 10, no tits

[The Boofon]

Boiling Point. (Stephen Graham one)

 

10 out of fucking 10.

 

Easily into my top 5 of all time.

 

Might watch the Wesley Snipes one again just for a laugh as it's fucking atrocious.

 

 

 

 

[manboobs109]

53 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Boiling Point. (Stephen Graham one)

 

10 out of fucking 10.

 

Easily into my top 5 of all time.

 

Might watch the Wesley Snipes one again just for a laugh as it's fucking atrocious.

 

 

 

 

Seriously?

I might watch it again I must've missed something.

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Seriously?

I might watch it again I must've missed something.

Yeah thought it was ace.

Only found after watching that it was all shot in one take which makes it even better.

[Kilgore Trout]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Seriously?

I might watch it again I must've missed something.

I found a lot of it annoying. That up herself bint with the food allergy resulting in him being ruined. If you are as bad as that dear don’t eat in fancy restaurants with all that nut oil floating about.

Felt sorry for the cunt bit of an allkie but didn’t deserve all of that  with his business and access to his son 

[manboobs109]

30 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Yeah thought it was ace.

Only found after watching that it was all shot in one take which makes it even better.

Very well made and acted but top 5?

High praise indeed.

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Very well made and acted but top 5?

High praise indeed.

Jaws numero uno.

 

Nothing will beat that.

 

Dead Man's Shoes, Gremlins, Usual Suspects the others in the top 5 for me.

[Guest milne_afc]

Paddy Considine is the double of Todd Grimshaw.

Top Gun: Maverick - pretty good for a remake. Nae tits 8/10

[Jigsaw666]

I Came By.

It's a Netflix production which treads along a well worn path but does it really very well so I've got to recommend this one. Well acted for the most part (not convinced by Kelly MacDonald), well scripted and played out in a very understated manner. ?

[maryhilldon]

46 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

(not convinced by Kelly MacDonald)

There's something about her. Sexy.

[Beachend Bootboy]

The Grey Man:

"When the CIA's top asset -- his identity known to no one -- uncovers agency secrets, he triggers a global hunt by assassins set loose by his ex-colleague."

Good action pic if you like that sort of thing.  Nothin' new in the story line but plenty of fights, chases and gun battles.  8/10

[The Boofon]

On 8/20/2022 at 12:31 AM, maryhilldon said:

There's something about her. Sexy.

That was Cameron Diaz.

 

You're correct though. Kelly MavDonald is fucking lovely.

[JumboJET]

Gerald's Game - 7/10

[maryhilldon]

Moonfall.

Just ridiculous from start to finish. Not sure if it was supposed to be a spoof.

No tits.

3/10

[Kilgore Trout]

Animal Factory. Another prison film but well better than average 

never heard of it before, On Amazon. made a few years back . Written by that maniac and real life criminal and star of Reservoir Dogs Ed Bunker.

Stars Willem Dafoe And Edward Furlong along with a few other cunts. 

Good enjoyable watch .

Solid 7/10

[Jigsaw666]

Beast

Idris Elba takes his two daughters to Africa only to have their holiday interrupted by a larger than normal lion which has gone rogue and is hunting humans because poachers killed his family. 

You can have plain silly or fucking stupid, I can't decide. You won't buy into it for a second.

[Zeus]

Napoleon Dynamite is on Netflix.

Terrific.

[Jigsaw666]

Blackbird.

She, who was into Michael Flatley in his dancey days wanted to go to this. Oh my fucking god. Numb, just numb at the utter direness of this absolute shite. Folk often watch a movie and proclaim it to be the worst they've ever seen, I'm going there with this though. To my absolute certainty I've never seen ANYTHING as shite as this thing. She comes out saying it wasn't very good, I could hardly fucking breathe. I've since had a look on youtube to see Kermode's opinion, we're in agreement. Just watch the trailer, so so bad or go to the Kermode and Mayo review. Speechless.

[dj_bollocks]

21 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Blackbird.

She, who was into Michael Flatley in his dancey days wanted to go to this. Oh my fucking god. Numb, just numb at the utter direness of this absolute shite. Folk often watch a movie and proclaim it to be the worst they've ever seen, I'm going there with this though. To my absolute certainty I've never seen ANYTHING as shite as this thing. She comes out saying it wasn't very good, I could hardly fucking breathe. I've since had a look on youtube to see Kermode's opinion, we're in agreement. Just watch the trailer, so so bad or go to the Kermode and Mayo review. Speechless.

Nothing but the most awfullest reviews for this which kinda makes me see how far I can endure with it... Your service has been recognised ! 

[Poodler]

Deerskin

 

French subtitled film about a boy who loves his deerskin jacket. Few funny lines and a gorgeous French bird opposite. The French may be shit at war but they make great films. Bizarre 

[Jigsaw666]

Neither of these will appeal to many on here but..

Fall

Very basic story, two burds get stuck up a pole. Well made for what it is and good decision to keep it short (80mins). Being one who is not keen on heights it is well enough filmed to portray that well. No tits.

Bodies Bodies Bodies

Teen slasher type thing but with a slightly different slant. Not gory and more of a whodunnit story, meant to be funny but the humour passed me by. Normally I can guess the killer in these things but I got this one wrong. Ample opportunity for tits but they don't go there.

[Kilgore Trout]

6 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Neither of these will appeal to many on here but..

Fall

Very basic story, two burds get stuck up a pole. Well made for what it is and good decision to keep it short (80mins). Being one who is not keen on heights it is well enough filmed to portray that well. No tits.

Bodies Bodies Bodies

Teen slasher type thing but with a slightly different slant. Not gory and more of a whodunnit story, meant to be funny but the humour passed me by. Normally I can guess the killer in these things but I got this one wrong. Ample opportunity for tits but they don't go there.

You’ve not really sold me on either min. The second film has a Lesbian couple at the centre. So based on your review no titties no watchies

[Jigsaw666]

3 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

You’ve not really sold me on either min. The second film has a Lesbian couple at the centre. So based on your review no titties no watchies

Loads of lesbo snogging but swimwear is as naughty as it gets really. 

[Kilgore Trout]

38 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Loads of lesbo snogging but swimwear is as naughty as it gets really. 

Ach well. Looking back there has never been a lot of Lezza action in non porn films. 

Barring of course Hammer House of Horrors Vampire Lovers . Madeline Smith. Sigh!

[elephantstone78]

19 hours ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Ach well. Looking back there has never been a lot of Lezza action in non porn films. 

Barring of course Hammer House of Horrors Vampire Lovers . Madeline Smith. Sigh!

Check out blue is the warmest colour. French film.