Introductions Section

[RED_JOHN]

20 hours ago, Harry's Double Shuffle said:

No. He has a handsome codpiece though.

? At least you took it the right way. 

[Forever Red]

1 hour ago, RED_JOHN said:

Question 2….how long do you think Goodwin will last at Aberdeen?

Ooft - that's impossible to say. If he wins us the league next year could be off to Real Madrid leaving us in the shit ?‍♂️

[RED_JOHN]

13 minutes ago, Forever Red said:

Ooft - that's impossible to say. If he wins us the league next year could be off to Real Madrid leaving us in the shit ?‍♂️

Question 3….do you take drugs?

[Forever Red]

Born and bred in Paisley - if that was you would you take drugs ?

2 hours ago, RED_JOHN said:

Question 3….do you take drugs?

 

[RED_JOHN]

3 minutes ago, Forever Red said:

Born and bred in Paisley - if that was you would you take drugs ?

 

Welcome Forever Red. Quite a few natives on here are not the friendliest and it may take time for you to be accepted. A difference of opinion is welcomed by me.

[Hagi's pubic hair]

On 2/11/2022 at 8:52 PM, Forever Red said:

Go for it - I'm the type half of you don't get - Aberdeen fan since 76, born and bred in Paisley ? Big bro a hun so started my hatred at an early age! 

Anyway, been reading this forum for ages, thought I'd give it a try so here goes ?

Welcome, stay safe and have fun!

[Forever Red]

1 hour ago, RED_JOHN said:

Welcome Forever Red. Quite a few natives on here are not the friendliest and it may take time for you to be accepted. A difference of opinion is welcomed by me.

Cheers. I've been a lurker for a good few years so got a fair idea of what goes on - always guaranteed a mixture of laughs and disbelief at some of the posts that appear ?

[Forever Red]

1 hour ago, Hagi's pubic hair said:

Welcome, stay safe and have fun!

Cheers fella - will try my best ?

Impressive I've mastered the quote thing so soon - have watched many on here struggle ?

[RED_JOHN]

1 hour ago, Forever Red said:

Cheers. I've been a lurker for a good few years so got a fair idea of what goes on - always guaranteed a mixture of laughs and disbelief at some of the posts that appear ?

Don’t take it too seriously. Those who do seem to get very angry. 

[Kilgore Trout]

On 2/18/2022 at 8:09 PM, RED_JOHN said:

Welcome Forever Red. Quite a few natives on here are not the friendliest and it may take time for you to be accepted. A difference of opinion is welcomed by me.

Havering as per usual. I would suggest that if the majority of posters on here think you are a dick that might just mean that you are a dick . You might be accepted at the local trainspotters club 

[RED_JOHN]

9 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Havering as per usual. I would suggest that if the majority of posters on here think you are a dick that might just mean that you are a dick . You might be accepted at the local trainspotters club 

Bored tonight Fishy?  

[Kilgore Trout]

5 minutes ago, RED_JOHN said:

Bored tonight Fishy?  

Had your fill of gay porn on the internet and decided to come onto the forum to make more friends? 

[RED_JOHN]

23 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Had your fill of gay porn on the internet and decided to come onto the forum to make more friends? 

? ? ? ? 

[Kilgore Trout]

4 minutes ago, RED_JOHN said:

? ? ? ? 

That’s really good John just remember Mummy loves you 

[RED_JOHN]

48 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

That’s really good John just remember Mummy loves you 

[The Gee Man]

On 2/18/2022 at 2:23 PM, Forever Red said:

Fraid not. Know a good few St Mirren fans though - general opinion is he would steady us for sure but exciting football - not so much!!

 

He needs to get this ship settled pretty quick to avoid a relegation battle 

[King Street Loon]

We won't be in a relegation battle.

[Forever Red]

On 3/8/2022 at 11:00 AM, The Gee Man said:

He needs to get this ship settled pretty quick to avoid a relegation battle 

Not sure if we want Dundee to win tonight (better for top 6 chances) or St Mirren (keeps Dundee a decent distance away).

Needs wins soon before it gets messy (messier) ?

[Forever Red]

On 3/8/2022 at 11:48 AM, King Street Loon said:

We won't be in a relegation battle.

Unlikely but if we lose (again) to Dundee we're bang in the shite and I'm not 100% convinced we'd fare too well

[aberdeen1970]

10 minutes ago, Forever Red said:

Not sure if we want Dundee to win tonight (better for top 6 chances) or St Mirren (keeps Dundee a decent distance away).

Needs wins soon before it gets messy (messier) ?

A draw will be fine. 

[Forever Red]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

A draw will be fine. 

Yeah, best outcome ?

[Livi-Don]

Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here.

[Don Fonte]

On 5/19/2022 at 11:59 PM, Livi-Don said:

Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here.

Does your missus have pointy nipples or big saggy fuckers?

[Fridge]

On 5/19/2022 at 11:59 PM, Livi-Don said:

Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here.

Have you ever poured petrol over a Hun and set it alight?

[20two20]

Suppose I'll introduce myself.

 

Been lurking here for about a month so I'm already fully aware that every single one of the ITK folks are broken clocks that like to claim Nostradamus-esque status when one of their abundant shouts prove vaguely accurate.

 

Season ticket holder on and off for the last 15 years. Hoping for at least 5 more signings before it all kicks off because Pittodrie last season was the worst it has ever been.

[Toondon]

Born 1981 lived Aberdoom 1999 till 2010 met a geordie lass and moved back down the road. 
Not a pant pisher , nor ITK just follow the dons and hope to god things get better than the drivel that’s been served up last 3 seasons 

[King Street Loon]

7 hours ago, Toondon said:

Born 1981 lived Aberdoom 1999 till 2010 met a geordie lass and moved back down the road. 
Not a pant pisher , nor ITK just follow the dons and hope to god things get better than the drivel that’s been served up last 3 seasons 

Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult.

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 6/21/2022 at 10:05 PM, King Street Loon said:

Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult.

Same here, I personally think the term "Aberdream" is far more appropriate for the city 

[Bournemouth Gee]

On 5/21/2022 at 10:47 PM, Don Fonte said:

Does your missus have pointy nipples or big saggy fuckers?

Just reading back on this thread here. What the fuck are you talking about?? For fucks sake, why can't a Mrs have one of each if she wants?? My Mrs has one pert n perky and one big n bouncy - just the way I like it

[Studebaker-90]

On 6/21/2022 at 10:05 PM, King Street Loon said:

Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult.

Not as bad as “the deen”. Todders also gets my goat.