Livi-Don Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here. 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 5/19/2022 at 11:59 PM, Livi-Don said: Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here. Does your missus have pointy nipples or big saggy fuckers? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 5/19/2022 at 11:59 PM, Livi-Don said: Long time lurker, looking forward to some decent banter with MOST of the posters on here. Have you ever poured petrol over a Hun and set it alight? Link to comment
20two20 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Suppose I'll introduce myself. Been lurking here for about a month so I'm already fully aware that every single one of the ITK folks are broken clocks that like to claim Nostradamus-esque status when one of their abundant shouts prove vaguely accurate. Season ticket holder on and off for the last 15 years. Hoping for at least 5 more signings before it all kicks off because Pittodrie last season was the worst it has ever been. Link to comment
Toondon Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Born 1981 lived Aberdoom 1999 till 2010 met a geordie lass and moved back down the road. Not a pant pisher , nor ITK just follow the dons and hope to god things get better than the drivel that’s been served up last 3 seasons 3 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Toondon said: Born 1981 lived Aberdoom 1999 till 2010 met a geordie lass and moved back down the road. Not a pant pisher , nor ITK just follow the dons and hope to god things get better than the drivel that’s been served up last 3 seasons Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult. Link to comment
Kittybrewster Loon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 10:05 PM, King Street Loon said: Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult. Same here, I personally think the term "Aberdream" is far more appropriate for the city Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 10:47 PM, Don Fonte said: Does your missus have pointy nipples or big saggy fuckers? Just reading back on this thread here. What the fuck are you talking about?? For fucks sake, why can't a Mrs have one of each if she wants?? My Mrs has one pert n perky and one big n bouncy - just the way I like it Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 10:05 PM, King Street Loon said: Can't fucking stand that term. Especially from an adult. Not as bad as “the deen”. Todders also gets my goat. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Aberdoom usually the work of teeside mafia types offshore. Ironic given the state of Middlesbrough. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Aberdoom ? crikey. Can't stand Todders, but i've said The Pitt a few times. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 5 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Aberdoom usually the work of teeside mafia types offshore. Ironic given the state of Middlesbrough. I know an Aberdonian who calls Aberdeen 'Aberdoom'. Fuck off and move away then if you don't like the city. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 On 6/27/2022 at 12:38 PM, Roberto said: Big smoke. Really? Aberdeen!? 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 On 6/27/2022 at 6:02 PM, King Street Loon said: I know an Aberdonian who calls Aberdeen 'Aberdoom'. Fuck off and move away then if you don't like the city. I did. Shite hole. Saddens me tbh as I have many fond memories. With the oil came heroin. Link to comment
sigh Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 On 7/3/2022 at 3:58 PM, Beachend Bootboy said: With the oil came heroin. But the drugs are everywhere, no just in Aberdeen. Although state of Union St these days I can see why folk use the term Aberdoom, depressing Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 minute ago, sigh said: But the drugs are everywhere, no just in Aberdeen. Although state of Union St these days I can see why folk use the term Aberdoom, depressing Aye, it's a sickenin shite hole. Very depressing indeed. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 At least Tin foil sales has risen, always the optimist me, might improve the standard of darts as well. Link to comment
Tzvetanov Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Another long time lurker signing in finally. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Tzvetanov said: Another long time lurker signing in finally. Your bird got big tits? 1 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Still lurkin'. Fud. Link to comment
Russell Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 My name is Russell, never planned on signing up for this after reading for years but had to so I can block the zero twat/ Red John mk.2. You may recognize me from when I was in the P&J after winning the Highland League fantasy football manager of the month many years ago. The monthly prize was a case of Tennants but as I was only about 12 they gave me £200 in Intersport vouchers. 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/13/2022 at 10:16 PM, Russell said: You may recognize me from when I was in the P&J after winning the Highland League fantasy football manager of the month many years ago. I think we all remember where we were that day. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 7/31/2022 at 9:28 PM, Tzvetanov said: Another long time lurker signing in finally. Ah no. Nobody said hello, and you've only posted twice since July. Try harder. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 30 minutes ago, Dorich Bisconti said: Hi I'm dorich bisconti & I can be a cheeky cunt but i can also be a good cunt, im aberdonian and live in aberdoom. Have you ever sent a highly offensive tweet to a Hun player? 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 38 minutes ago, Dorich Bisconti said: Hi I'm dorich bisconti & I can be a cheeky cunt but i can also be a good cunt, im aberdonian and live in aberdoom. Come on now 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dorich Bisconti said: No! Twatter is for gays & simpletons, never had an acc and never will. Actually to be fair neither am I, I’m nae even on Facebook. I would actually be banned immediately from both for not being able to refrain from getting ripped into folk. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 What you like 😂 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, milne_afc said: What you like 😂 I’m not even joking. It’s bad enough on here, it would only be a few beers away from ripping out a highly (in my head) amusing comment and some bird you’ve nae seen in years now hates you. Which inevitably I’d probably bump into her the next day. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Fridge said: I’m not even joking. It’s bad enough on here, it would only be a few beers away from ripping out a highly (in my head) amusing comment and some bird you've nae seen in ages hates you. Which inevitably I’d probably bump into her the next day. The bird you stalked who worked in the Spar? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: The bird you stalked who worked in the Spar? I was not stalking her, I only got a warning. Should have got a fucking OBE for my vigilante actions stopping the minks. Or at least sex from the bird. Link to comment
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