Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Scottish people saying "oh my days" 

Fuck off

[Simply Red]

^I wish nothing but Aids on those cunts.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Ruth Davidson - fat cunt

Douglas Ross - Weasel mummy’s boy.

Pair of cunts. 

[Studebaker-90]

“Man cave” 

[Don Fonte]

'It's a tough ask'

[maryhilldon]

30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Scottish people saying "oh my days" 

Fuck off

I knew an English cunt that used to say that all the time.  He was a miserable twat. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never heard anyone say that, ever 

Probably Moobs wife's saying it.

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never heard anyone say that, ever 

It's a relatively new phenomenon. You've been in Spicland too long. 

[reekie_dock]

Americans at work constantly walking about fist bumping ah cunt.

 

That’s plenty ya tadger 

 

[manboobs109]

I thought it was a darkie thing. No idea how it started. 

[Parklife]

It's nowhere near as bad as the number of doss cunts using double negatives all the time. Really grinds my gears that. 

[Studebaker-90]

In an old job one of the managers would say “changing tact”. Really wound me up. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

In an old job one of the managers would say “changing tact”. Really wound me up. 

These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting.

“blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”,

“reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe.

cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs.

Stop talking shite, speak normally. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I thought it was a darkie thing. No idea how it started. 

Yep, the mandem started thon

[Dom Sullivan]

8 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting.

“blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”,

“reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe.

cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs.

Stop talking shite, speak normally. 

 

Emails which come in which start “I thought I’d reach out to you....”

gets right up my tits. 
 

I frequently reply suggesting that they “reach out someplace else..”

[BrianFaePerth]

At least it’s not a reach round

 

@rumpus

[WesthillWanderersFC]

9 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Emails which come in which start “I thought I’d reach out to you....”

gets right up my tits. 
 

I frequently reply suggesting that they “reach out someplace else..”

“Touch base” with. 
another wankword expression 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

9 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting.

“blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”,

“reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe.

cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs.

Stop talking shite, speak normally. 

 

Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^
Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

cunts who start a sentence with “so”.

 

 

That grips my shite.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

That grips my shite.

Think it’s another shite thing we’ve imported from America. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Think it’s another shite thing we’ve imported from America. 

Speakin' of Americanisms.  I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'.  It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts.  It's short for mathematics.  Plural.  Fuckin' math my arse.  Fuck off.

[King Street Loon]

On 3/4/2021 at 6:20 PM, manboobs109 said:

Scottish people saying "oh my days" 

Fuck off

Up there with 'Ah no'

[G31DON]

1 hour ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^
Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ?

Derek's mantra. 

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^
Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ?

^  hun 

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Speakin' of Americanisms.  I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'.  It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts.  It's short for mathematics.  Plural.  Fuckin' math my arse.  Fuck off.

Check this, though... 

The actual Western word is 'Mathema', it's Ancient Greek for 'What is learned'. 

So, you're also saying it incorrectly. You're saying it as incorrectly as the Yanks are, in fact. It's not math, it's not maths, it's mathema. Actually, 'math' is probably closer, because it's a contraction with no random S tacked on at the end. Not sure the 'plural' thing stands up to scrutiny either... we don't say Geometries just because there's more than one shape, or Englishes because there are tons of words.

Anyway, If I recall correctly, the entire discipline comes from the Babylonians, or Sumerians or somesuch, meaning the original word is probably something even more obscure, so, and don't get mad, even Mathema is saying it wrong... from the point of view of a Babylonian or a Sumerian. 

There's probably some cuneiform tablet buried in the desert, where a disgruntled Sumerian has recorded his anger that these stupid Greek cunts are calling it Mathema. 

Point being... point being Fuck the Huns.

 

 

 

 

 

[Geoff_Tipps]

School of Rock.

Horrendous movie.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Check this, though... 

The actual Western word is 'Mathema', it's Ancient Greek for 'What is learned'. 

So, you're also saying it incorrectly. You're saying it as incorrectly as the Yanks are, in fact. It's not math, it's not maths, it's mathema. Actually, 'math' is probably closer, because it's a contraction with no random S tacked on at the end. Not sure the 'plural' thing stands up to scrutiny either... we don't say Geometries just because there's more than one shape, or Englishes because there are tons of words.

Anyway, If I recall correctly, the entire discipline comes from the Babylonians, or Sumerians or somesuch, meaning the original word is probably something even more obscure, so, and don't get mad, even Mathema is saying it wrong... from the point of view of a Babylonian or a Sumerian. 

There's probably some cuneiform tablet buried in the desert, where a disgruntled Sumerian has recorded his anger that these stupid Greek cunts are calling it Mathema. 

Point being... point being Fuck the Huns.

 

 

 

 

 

Aye, fuck the huns.  The rest is pish.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Math is a wonderful thing. 

 

Math is a really cool thing. 

 

So get off your ass and do some math, math math math math math. 

 

 

 

 

Name that movie. 

Nae idea.

[muttonhumper]

1 hour ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

School of Cock.

Horrendous movie.

Sounds it.

[DD1903]

10 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Speakin' of Americanisms.  I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'.  It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts.  It's short for mathematics.  Plural.  Fuckin' math my arse.  Fuck off.

The use of 'Super'. 

im super excited.

it's super easy to do

its super big

...and so on.

 

No!