Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You confusing carpet munching with pillow biting? 

I am min. 

I blame the lockdown for being confused. My brain's fucking mashed and the words aren't coming easy. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Think someone mentioned it in another thread but those fucking Domino Pizza adverts ?

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Think someone mentioned it in another thread but those fucking Domino Pizza adverts ?

Is that the yodelling one?  I mute the volume as soon as it starts. 

[For Fecks Sake]

58 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is that the yodelling one?  I mute the volume as soon as it starts. 

The.very.fucking.one ?

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

The.very.fucking.one ?

I don't buy pizza deliveries,  but if I did I would boycott them.  Like I do with Malteasers.  Advertising works both ways,  bombard me with shite adverts and you'll get my back up. 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Domino pizzas are fucking bogging imo. Had one once. Never again. Worse than Pizzahut and that's saying something. 

I’ve nae had one for over 15 years but apparently they massively changed the recipes a couple of years ago. Anyone ken if they are half decent these days? 
 

Quite like pizza hut in the states, nae great here but I’d probably eat any pizza tbh.

[The Buzzard]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’ve nae had one for over 15 years but apparently they massively changed the recipes a couple of years ago. Anyone ken if they are half decent these days? 
 

Quite like pizza hut in the states, nae great here but I’d probably eat any pizza tbh.

I quite like a Pizza Hut. However, I think getting a fresh one made at Morrisons is probably better and a proper pizza place tops the lot. 
 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

If it’s not out of a stone oven on the banks of the lapping med it’s not pizza.

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

If it’s not out of a stone oven on the banks of the lapping med it’s not pizza.

That’s a load of shite. 

[maryhilldon]

Homemade ones taste so much better. Baked in your own oven,  that you fabricated in your own workshop. 

[manboobs109]

Pizzas are shite. Relegation material in the take away league table.

[Henry]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Homemade ones taste so much better. Baked in your own oven,  that you fabricated in your own workshop. 

I find the pizzas taste much better in a wood fired oven.

But only if you chopped the tree down yourself. 

[Poodler]

Supermarket sandwiches

 

so poor compared to what you can make at home. Co-op are the worst 

[Oregon Red]

25 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Supermarket sandwiches

 

so poor compared to what you can make at home. Co-op are the worst 

That's  because they use bread that is super enhanced with all sorts of preservatives, same with the meat. We have a vending service at work and they have sandwiches that are a month old..no mold. Of course only the daft Trumpkins eat such shit

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

I find the pizzas taste much better in a wood fired oven.

But only if you chopped the tree down yourself. 

You need to have planted the tree aswell. Otherwise that is just pathetic.

[Zeus]

Has to be a real NE tree as well 

None of that weegie/central belt rubbish 

[dazzy_deff]

14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Has to be a real NE tree as well 

None of that weegie/central belt rubbish 

a real NE tree, planted by a real NE man (nae mutants).

[The Buzzard]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Pizzas are shite. Relegation material in the take away league table.

There's no doubt a thread or discussion on this but my top 3 are:

1. Chippy/Chipper (not getting into that argument so both terms used)

2. Pizza - can often swap with the above. 
 

3. Indian. 

[Poodler]

It’s on Monday morning and that’s a SERIOUS debate starter on the hat

[For Fecks Sake]

Pizza

Chipper

Indian

Chinese - not had a decent Chinese takeaway for a long time, gone massively downhill these past few years.

 

[maryhilldon]

I've never seen sandwiches politicised before. Democrats don't eat vending machine snacks?  America really is divided. 

[The Buzzard]

24 minutes ago, Poodler said:

It’s on Monday morning and that’s a SERIOUS debate starter on the hat

The big issues need tackled. 
A good burger probably knocks out an Indian to take 3rd spot now I think about it. 

[Henry]

Takeaway burger?!

madness. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Indian/Steak/Thai (sometimes burger) 

No Chinese?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Only up the arse 

Cream of sum yung guy?

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Which items on this menu would cause offence these days?   ?

 

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Bender Brunch looks awfy like what misers fries up

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Which items on this menu would cause offence these days?   ?

 

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The LGBTQ+ brigade and their supporters, people who are not of a white ethnicity, boat people, lads called Jack, and the poor people of Soweto. 

[King Street Loon]

57 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I don't think they were Homemade, just a hunch!! 

Maggies Grill does a decent burger. 

Ive been told by my twat brother in law that Brewdog do "amazing" burgers but hes a Brewdog drinker so hard to tell.

 

The burgers are good in there, but if I'm in for food then a side of wings is always ordered.

Top notch.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bloody good soundtrack too 

[manboobs109]

4 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

There's no doubt a thread or discussion on this but my top 3 are:

1. Chippy/Chipper (not getting into that argument so both terms used)

2. Pizza - can often swap with the above. 
 

3. Indian. 

Fuck sake Buzz you are testing my patience. A pizza better than a Ruby? I was willing to put the tattie kebab thing down to a misunderstanding but fucking hell.