Redforever86 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Cunts forwarding fake, staged or complete shite videos on WhatsApp. Tiktok has created a whole market for that weird shit. Then people most the same video again with their reaction to it, like inception. it’s weird shit Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Is that how the seagull ended up getting punched? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck. 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: That "I can boogie" nonsense can get to fuck. Fuckin cringey. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded. ??? Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Fridge said: When you see someone you vaguely know and can’t be fucked speaking to but haven’t managed to fake a phonecall time. You then can’t get away from them. Or worse you stop and they blank you! Aye, had the latter this morning. Folk that speak to you one day then blank you the next time they see you do my fucking head in! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Lol that’s because they hate your gutz That's a major possibility and theory?. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: When you ask someone to do something or speak to someone and they point blankedly ignore you but insist they responded. ??? It's a wonder you've been sacked so often. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: It's a wonder you've been sacked so often. Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Employers don't like grafters anymore, especially those that "give 150%", "go above and beyond", and "go that extra mile", just some of the patronising cattle shite I've heard from bosses over the years. Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Don Fonte said: Of course they don't like people who graft hard. Jesus fuck. ??. I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ??. I wish I had learned that lesson over 25 years ago. Too late now though. Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Just become a male hooker MAD min. Easy work. Ha ha, it's cross my mind min. M2F only, of course. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Ha ha, it's cross my mind min. M2F only, of course. That's going to severely curb your earning potential. It's not gay if you take one UTB from another bloke and you get paid for it. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's going to severely curb your earning potential. It's not gay if you take one UTB from another bloke and you get paid for it. My arse is a no entry zone. Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 59 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: My arse is a no entry zone. Carpet munching is not for me I'm afraid. The greenhouse scene from Scum is more enough to put you me bumhole sex with a male. I would rather be skint and unhappy rather than be rich and miserable. You confusing carpet munching with pillow biting? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You confusing carpet munching with pillow biting? I am min. I blame the lockdown for being confused. My brain's fucking mashed and the words aren't coming easy. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Think someone mentioned it in another thread but those fucking Domino Pizza adverts ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Think someone mentioned it in another thread but those fucking Domino Pizza adverts ? Is that the yodelling one? I mute the volume as soon as it starts. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 58 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Is that the yodelling one? I mute the volume as soon as it starts. The.very.fucking.one ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: The.very.fucking.one ? I don't buy pizza deliveries, but if I did I would boycott them. Like I do with Malteasers. Advertising works both ways, bombard me with shite adverts and you'll get my back up. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Domino pizzas are fucking bogging imo. Had one once. Never again. Worse than Pizzahut and that's saying something. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Domino pizzas are fucking bogging imo. Had one once. Never again. Worse than Pizzahut and that's saying something. I’ve nae had one for over 15 years but apparently they massively changed the recipes a couple of years ago. Anyone ken if they are half decent these days? Quite like pizza hut in the states, nae great here but I’d probably eat any pizza tbh. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I’ve nae had one for over 15 years but apparently they massively changed the recipes a couple of years ago. Anyone ken if they are half decent these days? Quite like pizza hut in the states, nae great here but I’d probably eat any pizza tbh. I quite like a Pizza Hut. However, I think getting a fresh one made at Morrisons is probably better and a proper pizza place tops the lot. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 If it’s not out of a stone oven on the banks of the lapping med it’s not pizza. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: If it’s not out of a stone oven on the banks of the lapping med it’s not pizza. That’s a load of shite. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Homemade ones taste so much better. Baked in your own oven, that you fabricated in your own workshop. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Pizzas are shite. Relegation material in the take away league table. Link to comment
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