For Fecks Sake Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Folk who fill up at petrol stations at a "pay at the pump" bay but then proceed to go into the petrol stations to either pay or buy a load of shopping. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 You're quite an uptight person FFS Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: You're quite an uptight person FFS Actually quite laid back normally, just hate ditherers or folk who take an age to do simple things ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Actually quite laid back normally, just hate ditherers or folk who take an age to do simple things ? Aye nae having card etc ready after waiting in a queue is just irresponsible Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: Aye nae having card etc ready after waiting in a queue is just irresponsible Aye stuff like that pisses me off. Same as folk in a take away, queing for a bit and when asked what they want they ask for a few minutes to think. Just fuck off with that shit. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 30 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Aye stuff like that pisses me off. Same as folk in a take away, queing for a bit and when asked what they want they ask for a few minutes to think. Just fuck off with that shit. Am I right guys, eh eh? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Just eat adverts with Snoop Dog. Dominos current advert. Nationwide adverts. Listerine advert with the donkey. Link to comment
NEM Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Just eat adverts with Snoop Dog. Dominos current advert. Nationwide adverts. Listerine advert with the donkey. Happy for Taylor to have found work since we released him tbh Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, NEM said: Happy for Taylor to have found work since we released him tbh I'd say more Dave McPherson with that ridiculous accent it has. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Am I right guys, eh eh? It's the Pet Hates section, what you expecting folk to post Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 If I could be arsed I'd go through your pet hates FFS and there will he some amount. People not taking their clothes pegs of the line being a memorable piece of madness. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 People who cross the road about 10 yards (remember them ?) from a pedestrian controlled or zebra crossing. Deserve knocking over. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 52 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: If I could be arsed I'd go through your pet hates FFS and there will he some amount. People not taking their clothes pegs of the line being a memorable piece of madness. Pure mink behaviour that! Rather have a load of pet hates than be racked with anger all the time I reckon. Link to comment
Laichomoray Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 In a queue,someone in front whos already taken an age to get their stuff scanned and have a blether with the cashier,asks at the last minute..."Oh,and gie me 10 scratchcards inna"* .? *might have moaned about the same thing previously.Happens regular Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Fuck sake Buzz you are testing my patience. A pizza better than a Ruby? I was willing to put the tattie kebab thing down to a misunderstanding but fucking hell. In terms of chippy and a pizza I could eat them any day of the week, but with a takeaway curry I need to be in the mood. I love a good Indian meal but once I've had one that'll be me for a wee while. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 If I wasn't already a big fat cunt I'd munch an Indian every night(not in the Rumpus way) Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 48 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Anal recovery also needs to be taken into consideration. Any good curry/Indian should leave a fart subject to a game of Russian roulette for the next 24 hours after consuming. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: ?? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 8 hours ago, Poodler said: Bloody good soundtrack too Get to the waydtt? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Indian Fried chicken Pizza Its all relative and depends on your mood a great chipper beats 90% of pizza out there etc. Ive been making fucking ace pizza lately. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 6 hours ago, cheesepipes said: My kids rip stuff off the line leaving some on the line, some attached to the clothing and the rest showered over the garden. This is what happens when you ban smacking bottoms. The wife must surely indulge you? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Pepsi Max having Paul Pogba being depicted on their 2 litre bottles as part of their current advertising campaign (a black man promoting a black coloured drink) but due to its alleged racial connotations you can no longer purchase Moray Cup (famously promoted via the image of two happy coloured chaps enjoying life). ? Bring it back.....!!! Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Is that true though? Is it really because there’s darkies on the label that it hasn’t sold well for years and the company went bust? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Pepsi Max having Paul Pogba being depicted on their 2 litre bottles as part of their current advertising campaign (a black man promoting a black coloured drink) but due to its alleged racial connotations you can no longer purchase Moray Cup (famously promoted via the image of two happy coloured chaps enjoying life). ? Bring it back.....!!! Is the Pepsi label see-thru? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Is the Pepsi label see-thru? I'll double check inoo?. I'm afraid not. Not a very environmentally friendly way of labelling by using more colours and resources than required?. Shame on Pepsi Max??. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Just now, cheesepipes said: I think Moray Cup was a fan favourite but probably not enough to sustain the rest of the company, probably taxed out of existence. An little ice cold bottle was my go to if i was hungover and feeling sorry for myself. It was a lovely tincture, sorely missed. It had lots of medicinal properties all for the common good but due to the hypersensitive, oh so easily offended culture we live in, part of our heritage was cremated. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Did the happy plantation workers on the front really contribute to its downfall. Id not be surprised but i did recall they were struggling and got saved with last minute takeovers, who probably squeezed out the remaining cash and nailed up the doors. It was a culmination of things that led to its demise. The inception of the silly sugar tax, Sangs selling all of their business in Macduff due to it entering administration, and the company that did buy over Sangs deeming the production of Moray Cup not being "financially viable" after years of being one of Sangs' core moneymakers. However, prior to it being removed from production, there was a big media and social outcry about the label of Moray Cup being "racist" and "offensive" (what utter shite!). Next thing we knew it was not longer being made. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Surely a niche in the market here canna be that hard to set up a micro moray cup brewery in your garage, I might just get myself 25 soda stream machines and fuck about with various flavours and sugar till I get it right. Be bigger than Brewdog by next year. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Boofon is well connected up those parts. He'll know somebody in the Moray Cup inner circle. The two lads on the bottle are his servants Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Football. Constant disappointment. The above could also describe most women too. Link to comment
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