dazzy_deff Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Quagmire said: Just add it onto your tenants bill. I agree @Poodler 1 Link to comment
jamiesd Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Pineapple on a pizza. Just fuck right off Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Aberdonians saw my pals sister ootside masada last night, she was heading to a hotel with this boy (cheaty hoor). First time I’ve ever met him and he managed to squeeze in ‘aye two hooses in Aberdeen and still biding in hotels’. Painful Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 57 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Fuck you on aboot dafty? He's a fan of long blacks. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, Poodler said: Aberdonians saw my pals sister ootside masada last night, she was heading to a hotel with this boy (cheaty hoor). First time I’ve ever met him and he managed to squeeze in ‘aye two hooses in Aberdeen and still biding in hotels’. Painful Only two? What a peasant. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 To be fair houses in Monopoly cost more than those in Aberdeen these days. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Aberdonian pseudowealth though, minks with a little bit of money. my pal telt me last night one of his pals said on Friday ‘I’ll crush you with my wallet’ bides in mastrick. Settle yourself right doon Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 I've been banging that drum for a long time Poodler. Some Aberdonians love their money chat. Fucking brutal. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 37 minutes ago, Poodler said: Aberdonian pseudowealth though, minks with a little bit of money. my pal telt me last night one of his pals said on Friday ‘I’ll crush you with my wallet’ bides in mastrick. Settle yourself right doon Haha. Nae a flat like. 3 bedroon, ex cooncil, end o terrace, driveway for the audi n birds mini cooper. Nae shite ken. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said: He's a fan of long blacks. Like his wife nae doubt. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Aberdonian pseudowealth though, minks with a little bit of money. my pal telt me last night one of his pals said on Friday ‘I’ll crush you with my wallet’ bides in mastrick. Settle yourself right doon Loved the treaty Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: When you see school students open their exam results on TV and they've done well. You not like seeing your ex on TV? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I'm not quite following you there me old son. You should have said “I thought your daughter was only in 3rd year” Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 22 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: When you see school students open their exam results on TV and they've done well. They’ve been told what they’re getting as well this year Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 23 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: When you see school students open their exam results on TV and they've done well. Always black and Asian lassies as well (on the BBC anyway). Never see a honky lad finding out his results. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Olympics have been pissing me off, glad it's all over, now they are trying to drag it out by interviewing the medal winners and patting them on the back to fill in time before the even more annoying Paralympics come along. ? ...Bring back the special olympics. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Olympics have been pissing me off, glad it's all over, now they are trying to drag it out by interviewing the medal winners and patting them on the back to fill in time before the even more annoying Paralympics come along. ? ...Bring back the special olympics. I thought the paralympics and special olympics were the same thing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Canna believe the paralympics are still allowed. Defining people by their disability is frowned upon in every other part of society. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 The BBC coverage is spoiled by all the union Jack waving Team Britain stuff. Like I give a fuck about some posh English twats horseriding or sailing. Was happy to see Laura Muir win her 1500 silver medal, I've seen her running past me along the canal path. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: The BBC coverage is spoiled by all the union Jack waving Team Britain stuff. Like I give a fuck about some posh English twats horseriding or sailing. Was happy to see Laura Muir win her 1500 silver medal, I've seen her running past me along the canal path. Being chased by AK with his cock out? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Being chased by AK with his cock out? Think she was trying to catch the offsales. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’m sure Ive seen her as well . I zoomed by her on my bike though so she’s not that quick . You recognised the back of her head? Or her arse? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Not sure what's worse, some lad taking his girlfriend along to the golf driving range for her to just stand there and watch him hit a bucket of balls or the lassie for agreeing to go in the first place! Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 37 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Not sure what's worse, some lad taking his girlfriend along to the golf driving range for her to just stand there and watch him hit a bucket of balls or the lassie for agreeing to go in the first place! Anyone going to a driving range. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 3 hours ago, maryhilldon said: I thought the paralympics and special olympics were the same thing. "The difference between the two is subtle, but crucial nonetheless. Indeed, the Special Olympics is for individuals with intellectual disabilities, whereas the Paralympics is generally for athletes with any disability, including physical, and only at an elite level." Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 24 minutes ago, Foster14 said: Anyone going to a driving range. the lassie saying I'll hit a few Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 The fucking bitch outhitting you. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Foster14 said: Anyone going to a driving range. They will be guaranteed to be a dick, bet you they have a driver that costs a fortune and they melt it into the woods every time rather than just pap it down the middle of you’re nae a pro Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Not sure what's worse, some lad taking his girlfriend along to the golf driving range for her to just stand there and watch him hit a bucket of balls or the lassie for agreeing to go in the first place! Fit about them getting the girlfriend to video it so he can put it on his Instagram story? Link to comment
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