Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Fit about them getting the girlfriend to video it so he can put it on his Instagram story?

No man that has intercourse with a lady has an Instagram story

[dazzy_deff]

17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

No man that has intercourse with a lady has an Instagram story

hows your instagram story coming along Brian?

[Guest milne_afc]

14 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Wasps... stung 3 times by the cunts today.

Not ideal with your prick phobia

[Simply Red]

15 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Wasps... stung 3 times by the cunts today.

Thats some freakishly bad luck. Most folk will be (un)lucky if they get stung twice in a lifetime.

seen it on some wasps doco i was watching   @Fridge

 

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Thats some freakishly bad luck. Most folk will be (un)lucky if they get stung twice in a lifetime.

seen it on some wasps doco i was watching   @Fridge

 

Lost on this one Huck?

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Lost on this one Huck?

Bees documentary chat last wik?

[Simply Red]

Ricky Fosters wearing a tramps jumper hes found in a bush, HT at the St Js game.

Reckon he thinks hes edgy as fuck wearing inappropriate shit clobber every time hes on telly. What a fucking wanker

[Redforever86]

40 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Ricky Fosters wearing a tramps jumper hes found in a bush, HT at the St Js game.

Reckon he thinks hes edgy as fuck wearing inappropriate shit clobber every time hes on telly. What a fucking wanker

Can’t decide if he’s a troll or just a cunt 

[Redforever86]

2 wasps stings in my life. One as a kid opening a sack of logs or some shit in the garden. 2nd a few weeks ago, got up in the morning with a lump on my back. Then found a dead wasp I'd crushed in my sleep on my bed. 

 

Never been stung by a bee, had one crawl over my face a couple of times. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ive got through life thus far and have never been stung by bee nor wasp, once. 

Happen I'm one of these folk though that will have a massive anaphylactic shock  if I do get stung and it will kill me.

ah no.

I disturbed a wasp/bee nest looking for firewood up the Kelvin a few years back. Got stung 7 times,  they were all over me,  had to take my top off because they were inside my top.  I was surprised how long it stung for,  was still feeling stung 3 or 4 days later. The weirdest thing was,  that night when I got home,  there was about 20 bees flying into my kitchen window trying to get in,  and I live at least a mile from the nest. When I got stung I must've been 'tagged'  and they just followed the scent. Anyway,  now I know I'm not allergic to bee stings. 

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I disturbed a wasp/bee nest looking for firewood up the Kelvin a few years back. Got stung 7 times,  they were all over me,  had to take my top off because they were inside my top.  I was surprised how long it stung for,  was still feeling stung 3 or 4 days later. The weirdest thing was,  that night when I got home,  there was about 20 bees flying into my kitchen window trying to get in,  and I live at least a mile from the nest. When I got stung I must've been 'tagged'  and they just followed the scent. Anyway,  now I know I'm not allergic to bee stings. 

Loved My Girl. 

[Simply Red]

When we were kids, the bin in the park always had a wasp nest under it during the summer so we’d get a can of lynx spice and a lighter and torch the thing. Good chasey off the angry cunts after

[The Boofon]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Like a bee version of Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’.*

The bees trying to get in your house sounds genuinely freaky . 

*Titled ‘ The Bees’.

Exists already Hanz  

“The Swarm” it’s called. Fantastic how they take them out in the end. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

28 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Exists already Hanz  

“The Swarm” it’s called. Fantastic how they take them out in the end. 

Is that when the killer bees are finally wiped out within an American football arena? ?

[Ramandu]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ive got through life thus far and have never been stung by bee nor wasp, once. 

Happen I'm one of these folk though that will have a massive anaphylactic shock  if I do get stung and it will kill me.

ah no.

Think it's the second sting you can get an anaphylactic shock from. It takes the first one for your body to decide it really doesn't like it.

Been stung once on the neck, while I was cycling. Awaiting #2.

[Studebaker-90]

Killed one in the pub yesterday. Landed on a pals pint and I gave it a flick. Very satisfying. Horrible things. 

[chief_wiggum]

My boring Bee / Wasp story

 

Sitting outside with a mate in Croatia having a pint and a wasp landed on my neck, I went to touch whatever it was crawling on me and it stung me, my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Got stung on the wrist by a wasp after punching its pal dead. Served me right.

A lesson of life learned.

The wasps over here, whilst annoying fuckers, aren't as bad as their cousins over in Bulgaria. It look a few sprays from a can of Raid, a rolled-up newspaper, and my brother's 24 stone pal jumping on top of it, after a 30 minute battle, to eventually kill a hornet that had flown into my brother's hotel room. 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Hate folk that overreact (like there’s a lion in the vacinity) when they see a wasp

acting like a twat will get you stung 

 

Not true some of them are cunts

i got stung for nae reason whatsoever just sitting having lunch outside and it divebombed me for no reason whatsoever

Hun cunt

[Redforever86]

41 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Not true some of them are cunts

i got stung for nae reason whatsoever just sitting having lunch outside and it divebombed me for no reason whatsoever

Hun cunt

I heard it was a good wasp that doesn't go looking for trouble. You must have been asking for it Fridgey. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Got stung on the wrist by a wasp after punching its pal dead. Served me right.

A lesson of life learned.

The wasps over here, whilst annoying fuckers, aren't as bad as their cousins over in Bulgaria. It look a few sprays from a can of Raid, a rolled-up newspaper, and my brother's 24 stone pal jumping on top of it, after a 30 minute battle, to eventually kill a hornet that had flown into my brother's hotel room. 

Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. 

Aye they certainly are min, huge buggers of creatures. 

The hornet in Bulgaria was twice the size of the ones we get here, plus it had what looked like a sac of venom attached to its abdomen. I may be wrong though. 

However, fuck getting whatever it was pumped into your body. 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

 

my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp.

Your mate a bender? Was he shrieking? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^Been to Bulgaria, aye?

???.

I have indeed on three occasions??. Lovely country.

ABZ to Burgas.

[Studebaker-90]

5 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

My boring Bee / Wasp story

 

Sitting outside with a mate in Croatia having a pint and a wasp landed on my neck, I went to touch whatever it was crawling on me and it stung me, my mate then jumps up knocking over the table and his drink as he frantically run about windmilling like a nutter ? all over 1 wasp.

Are you the “casual” that looks like Clancy wiggum? 

[StandFree1982]

On 8/12/2021 at 12:39 PM, For Fecks Sake said:

Not sure what's worse, some lad taking his girlfriend along to the golf driving range for her to just stand there and watch him hit a bucket of balls or the lassie for agreeing to go in the first place! 

What about the guy that takes his bird round the golf course? She's not playing, simply just wandering around with him. Most of us go on the golf course to get away from the wife and kids, not spend it with them!  

[StandFree1982]

2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Hornets are a different kettle of fish. Seen thon Asian ones, look absolutely massive. 

Can you throw a kettle of fish over a building? 

[Studebaker-90]

 

1 minute ago, StandFree1982 said:

Can you throw a kettle of fish over a building? 

Lamb pub in Chichester 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I heard it was a good wasp that doesn't go looking for trouble. You must have been asking for it Fridgey. 

Very good ?

[BrianFaePerth]

Parky chats to his missus about bees