Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Parky chats to his missus about bees 

...and birds.

[Fridge]

12 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Was there a wasp problem in Barcelona when you lived there, or are wasps a peculiarly UK problem?

Na they just don’t like me which is ironic as I let them be - I’ve never killed one nor a spider, I just pick them up and let them go back to their world 

[alscotoz]

Got stung by a wasp just before the covids hit. Ended up in hospital on an antibiotics drip. Annoying.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

Na they just don’t like me which is ironic as I let them be - I’ve never killed one nor a spider, I just pick them up and let them go back to their world 

Would you happily buy a bee a pint Fridgeo? 

[alscotoz]

Maybe. Arm blew up to elephant man proportions.... give or take!

Itchy as fuck was the biggest hassle.

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I also return spiders to the outside when I find them in the house. How often did you visit La Sagrada and Parc Guell?

Love goudi,s influence in that city. Just wish they would finish la sagrada famillia instead of having the ugly scoffolding on it every time av went.

[chief_wiggum]

1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Love goudi,s influence in that city. Just wish they would finish la sagrada famillia instead of having the ugly scoffolding on it every time av went.

[Simply Red]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

it's a work in progress. 

Metaphor for life

[Poodler]

The Jack Grealish headband is catching on down here.

 

wads of boys cutting about with his hairband, hair nae even long enough for it.

we would never win another world war

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

The Jack Grealish headband is catching on down here.

 

wads of boys cutting about with his hairband, hair nae even long enough for it.

we would never win another world war

How’s your mullet coming along?

[Fridge]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

The Jack Grealish headband is catching on down here.

 

wads of boys cutting about with his hairband, hair nae even long enough for it.

we would never win another world war

Ha aye we would - just stick a hairband on @daytripping and we’d be fine ?

[Don Fonte]

Football managers looking like tramps and wearing their own clothes.

Self absorbed pricks.

[Redforever86]

39 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Football managers looking like tramps and wearing their own clothes.

Self absorbed pricks.

What would you wear? 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

What would you wear? 

Your bird's knickers.

[Parklife]

On 8/14/2021 at 10:08 AM, Dons79 said:

Love goudi,s influence in that city. Just wish they would finish la sagrada famillia instead of having the ugly scoffolding on it every time av went.

Love Barcelona. One of my favourite costed cities. Would love to live there for a bit. 

[BrianFaePerth]

What is a costed city?

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What is a costed city?

I meant to type "visited". 

[manboobs109]

15 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Football managers looking like tramps and wearing their own clothes.

Self absorbed pricks.

Got to agree. Seen one wearing trainers, jeans and a jumper the other day. Looked like he was going out for a pint in the ferry.

Shirt and tie or tracky. Only acceptable attire for a football manager.

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What's your favourite non-visited city then?

Im sure @Fridge can give you advice about the place if you want to live in your "favourite visited city". He lived there. 

I lived there for a weekend about 20 years ago. Somecunt nicked the birds bag.

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What's your favourite non-visited city then?

Kabul. Looks wild. 

[manboobs109]

The Gaylord Forum - thought I'd have a rare foray over there, what a fucking shambles. The Raith thread is insane.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Glass's preference for a tie and jacket etc., I find offensive. 

Glassy looks very smart. Fit as a butcher's dog as well, should've got the boots on yesterday.

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The Gaylord Forum - thought I'd have a rare foray over there, what a fucking shambles. The Raith thread is insane.

? Haven't looked in there since before yesterdays game,  might check it out later if I'm bored. 

[manboobs109]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I contributed to the thread because I’d attended the game . It does get quite hostile .

I was there too Hanzo. There was a weedgie fella quite near me as well.

[Redforever86]

BT. Contract ends in a week, live chat, just want to change to a slightly different contract starting next week. This a downgrade, no it's nae it's a new contract, ok you need to call this person, ok I'll just end my contract and go elsewhere, ok call this person. 

Fuck off eh bunch of mongs. @Millertime

[For Fecks Sake]

57 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

BT. Contract ends in a week, live chat, just want to change to a slightly different contract starting next week. This a downgrade, no it's nae it's a new contract, ok you need to call this person, ok I'll just end my contract and go elsewhere, ok call this person. 

Fuck off eh bunch of mongs. @Millertime

Sometimes they are ok.

I had to call BT the other day to see if I can get the family mobile plan data allowance limits increased.

Guy on the other end was brilliant and basically we have ended up with double the data we originally had and all for £10 a month cheaper as well - result!

[Redforever86]

51 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Good to see my terminology expanding. What you mean by that however?

I've never had the opportunity to tell that particular mutant because he always runs away.

Do you mean it in the literal sense i.e. he pretends that he is an alcoholic but that he isn't one?

No he means he's addicted to Becks Blue. 

[Don Fonte]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Handsome lad, massive penis?  Wouldn't have been me. 

I guess that was your boyfriend.

[Don Fonte]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He has a massive penis but Id hardly call him handsome. 

Is it @manboobs109?

[Betty Swallicks]

TV cooking shows.

Viewing for wifies n poofs who complain about too much sport on tele despite their tripe being on just about every night of every week.