Pet Hates

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Don’t go . You get to a stage in life where you just go “fuck it , that sounds shite , I’m not going”

Very liberating 

I’m only going to meet @Henry

[Henry]

11 hours ago, Poodler said:

I’m only going to meet @Henry

Orkney wedding is it pal

[The Boofon]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is he marrying his sister?      I'm better than that. 

Debatable. 

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, Henry said:

Orkney wedding is it pal

Well, 50% of it is

ill be running the juker the morns necht 

[Ke1t]

Took the dug to the vet... went back to collect it, and the wifie vet points at the dog and asks, "Are you her dad?" 

"No, I'm it's owner." I respond, quite reasonably. 

Clearly wasn't happy at that response, all friendliness gone from her demeanour in a fucking instant ? 

To be honest, I knew how they'd respond, but fuck em.  

Took a previous dog to the vet to get put down, and I used the term 'destroyed'... 

"We don't say destroyed here!" snapped the cunt, as though the dog's going to give a fuck what term you use for killing it. 

Anyway, dogs aren't kids, and people aren't parents to dogs... I'm not playing that game. 

Oh, and when you destroy one, it doesn't cross  the fucking Rainbow Bridge, either. 

This probably isn't a post for the dog lovers...  

 

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Why have a dog then?

Cause the wife won't let him fuck her anymore. 

[Studebaker-90]

36 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Why have a dog then?

He’s attention seeking as he usually does. 

[Poodler]

Sounds like you need a cat, keltoid

[Ke1t]

54 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Why have a dog then?

Not my dog. 

I hate dogs. 

But the loon wanted one, so I got him one. 

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Are you the loon's dad?

Terrific kid, so obvs, yes. 

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sorry Kelto, was a tap in. 

No... that's fine... no hard feelings. 

[King Street Loon]

11 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Took the dug to the vet... went back to collect it, and the wifie vet points at the dog and asks, "Are you her dad?" 

"No, I'm it's owner." I respond, quite reasonably. 

Clearly wasn't happy at that response, all friendliness gone from her demeanour in a fucking instant ? 

To be honest, I knew how they'd respond, but fuck em.  

Took a previous dog to the vet to get put down, and I used the term 'destroyed'... 

"We don't say destroyed here!" snapped the cunt, as though the dog's going to give a fuck what term you use for killing it. 

Anyway, dogs aren't kids, and people aren't parents to dogs... I'm not playing that game. 

Oh, and when you destroy one, it doesn't cross  the fucking Rainbow Bridge, either. 

This probably isn't a post for the dog lovers...  

 

Fucking hate that term.

More commonly used by women and homos

[Ramandu]

15 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Took the dug to the vet... went back to collect it, and the wifie vet points at the dog and asks, "Are you her dad?" 

"No, I'm it's owner." I respond, quite reasonably. 

Clearly wasn't happy at that response, all friendliness gone from her demeanour in a fucking instant ? 

To be honest, I knew how they'd respond, but fuck em.  

Took a previous dog to the vet to get put down, and I used the term 'destroyed'... 

"We don't say destroyed here!" snapped the cunt, as though the dog's going to give a fuck what term you use for killing it. 

Anyway, dogs aren't kids, and people aren't parents to dogs... I'm not playing that game. 

Oh, and when you destroy one, it doesn't cross  the fucking Rainbow Bridge, either. 

This probably isn't a post for the dog lovers...  

 

Strong agree Kelt. Folk don't so much call their dogs 'son' as call themselves 'his mummy'. Each time I hear it I smile politely and die a little inside.

[Ramandu]

10 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Dogs are quite shite compared to cats, but infinitely better than kids. 

 

 

When it comes to looking after you when you're old, cats & dogs << kids

Here's hoping, anyway.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Fucking hate that term.

More commonly used by women and homos

Also great as the bridge next to Niagara Falls 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

4 hours ago, Ramandu said:

Strong agree Kelt. Folk don't so much call their dogs 'son' as call themselves 'his mummy'. Each time I hear it I smile politely and die a little inside.

Saw some cunt (female) on social media posting about advocating for bereavement leave for when a pet dies, comparing it to losing a child.

Fucking hell, I’m sure that would down well with parents who actually have lost a kid.

Felt like asking if you’d get double bubble when your Staffy gets destroyed after mauling your kid to death.

[manboobs109]

48 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Saw some cunt (female) on social media posting about advocating for bereavement leave for when a pet dies, comparing it to losing a child.

Fucking hell, I’m sure that would down well with parents who actually have lost a kid.

Felt like asking if you’d get double bubble when your Staffy gets destroyed after mauling your kid to death.

When I was the gaffer at my old work a woman took 3 days after her cat died and tried to get it off sick.

I'm a dog lover but some of the guff you hear about "fur babies" makes you want to boot cunts in the chops.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

When I was the gaffer at my old work a woman took 3 days after her cat died and tried to get it off sick.

I'm a dog lover but some of the guff you hear about "fur babies" makes you want to boot cunts in the chops.

Absolutely hate that 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

When I was the gaffer at my old work a woman took 3 days after her cat died and tried to get it off sick.

You must've been proud of her for that? 

[Poodler]

I have the common cold, first one in years 

coughing in shops (wearing a buff) and people treat you like you’ve just burst the slit of a bairn 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I have the common cold, first one in years 

coughing in shops (wearing a buff) and people treat you like you’ve just burst the slit of a bairn 

Probably how you caught it

[Poodler]

I blame Henry’s hun infested island. 
 

 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I have the common cold, first one in years 

coughing in shops (wearing a buff) and people treat you like you’ve just burst the slit of a bairn 

Probably COVID - cheers for spreading it and we’ll probably get locked down again!!!

[Poodler]

I’ve spread worse 

[Poodler]

6 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Wifies fitba all over TV

Aye I see it’s all over sky sports now aswell. 
 

If that’s the way of the world then so be it but at least leave them in a sub category, hate clicking on women’s articles by accident 

[ullevi]

On 8/29/2021 at 8:12 PM, Ke1t said:

Took the dug to the vet... went back to collect it, and the wifie vet points at the dog and asks, "Are you her dad?" 

"No, I'm it's owner." I respond, quite reasonably. 

Clearly wasn't happy at that response, all friendliness gone from her demeanour in a fucking instant ? 

To be honest, I knew how they'd respond, but fuck em.  

Took a previous dog to the vet to get put down, and I used the term 'destroyed'... 

"We don't say destroyed here!" snapped the cunt, as though the dog's going to give a fuck what term you use for killing it. 

Anyway, dogs aren't kids, and people aren't parents to dogs... I'm not playing that game. 

Oh, and when you destroy one, it doesn't cross  the fucking Rainbow Bridge, either. 

This probably isn't a post for the dog lovers...  

 

This is similar to the posts you see from parents calling there kids there “best friends”? 

surely your kid isn’t your best friend and more like your there parent and should teach them things and leave the best friends bit to there actual friends!!!! 

 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, ullevi said:

more like your there parent and should teach them things 

 

Their*

[sheepcrooky]

7 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Wifies fitba all over TV

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

[Bluto10]

Just now, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. 

prob cause golf (lol) is shite and played by wankers \ mongo cunts

@RS 

@AK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

golf

 

LOL

 

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

They play off a special Tee twice as close to the hole with fanny pad dispensers. 

 

Dont be fooled by the beautiful asses and lovely tits.