Pet Hates

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, ullevi said:

This is similar to the posts you see from parents calling there kids there “best friends”? 

surely your kid isn’t your best friend and more like your there parent and should teach them things and leave the best friends bit to there actual friends!!!! 

 

The same generation that moan that kids dont do anything like they did as kids but wont let them out to play by themselves until they're 15 and drop them off and pick them up from academy by car. 

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

You think a woman's team would win the league 1 in a 100 times ?

[Quagmire]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

They play off a special Tee twice as close to the hole with fanny pad dispensers. 

 

Dont be fooled by the beautiful asses and lovely tits. 

They would get their nice arses handed to them in 9/10 sports. Would be great to see some of the split arses who moan about gender pay gaps and equality in sports get thrown in with the men and get paid accordingly from there. 

[Arabian Knight]

thi ootdrive ye ffs..leave eh sexism tae real plyiers eh

[Poodler]

How long have you been into golf, AK?

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23 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

thi ootdrive ye ffs..leave eh sexism tae real plyiers eh

Of all the ridiculous shit you've posted over many joyfull years its Ladies Golf that makes you break character. 

 

Disappointed tbh. 

[Arabian Knight]

pliyin since eh wis a nipper..n eh still cidna beat ez weemin oan tour cos thi cin chip n putt..cunts wir nockin oot roon carnoustie in wan under ffs

[Bluto10]

he’s a poof.

 

lol

[NEM]

52 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

More like 1 in a million.
 

A bog standard boys under 15 team beat the wifey world champions 5-2 in a friendly ?

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

pliyin since eh wis a nipper..n eh still cidna beat ez weemin oan tour cos thi cin chip n putt..cunts wir nockin oot roon carnoustie in wan under ffs

Aye but you’re a shambling jakey - probably struggle to hit the ball in the right direction.

 

Hardly think we can use that as a yardstick for the split arse game 

[Arabian Knight]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

he’s a poof.

 

lol

ther e is..a faild wicket keeper n pysh heed estate agent

[Arabian Knight]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

Aye but you’re a shambling jakey - probably struggle to hit the ball in the right direction.

 

Hardly think we can use that as a yardstick for the split arse game 

met yer mither in cheerz lest week..eh siys tae eh cunt 'that's some toosh oan ye..the word o the nicht is legs..noo let's git beck tae yer fanny o laddies shed n spread eh word' 

[Bluto10]

#strugglin

[Parklife]

You always know someone is a tediously dull cunt when they start slagging off women's sport and comparing it to men's. 

 

[Misers Hill]

Fuck I'd do the Korda's?

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30 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You always know someone is a tediously dull cunt when they start slagging off women's sport and comparing it to men's. 

 

You're a tediously dull cunt and to my knowledge have never slagged off women's sport. 

Explain that. 

[manboobs109]

The women in Scotland have fucked up iyam. It'll end up the same boring Rangers v Celtic bollocks that the men have. Should've kept starting their own clubs instead of badgering the clubs to start women's teams.

[Fridge]

The one thing that gets me is things like snooker and darts etc

Granted is more of a lads thing to do therefore practice more but you would have thought some of the players daughters would follow in their Dad’s footsteps and there is no reason why they couldn’t beat the guys 

 

 

 

 

[Poodler]

Consi!!!!

 

BFTD!

[Redforever86]

7 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

People who eat chickens feet. 

Fuck yi sayin aboot ma bird? 
 

She was eating goose intestines a couple of weeks ago, fucking creep.

[Redforever86]

7 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

People who eat chickens feet. 

Fuck yi sayin aboot ma bird? 
 

She was eating goose intestines a couple of weeks ago, fucking creep.

[NEM]

 

9 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

You're a tediously dull cunt and to my knowledge have never slagged off women's sport. 

Explain that. 

Ha ha probably because women would easily beat him at most sports

[Parklife]

9 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

You're a tediously dull cunt and to my knowledge have never slagged off women's sport. 

Explain that. 

On strings as usual. You're a very predictable man, CP. 

15 minutes ago, NEM said:

 

Ha ha probably because women would easily beat him at most sports

Haha good one man... 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I could be wrong here but don't blokes have better spatial awareness and therefor have a natural advantage in these types of sports as well ?

Think we are just better at everything. Apart from child birth. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Think we are just better at everything. Apart from child birth. 

Ultra endurance sports women tend to outperform men too. 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Ultra endurance sports women tend to outperform men too. 

Such as? Do women actually hold the world record for anything?

[cheesepipes]

26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

On strings as usual. You're a very predictable man, CP. 

Haha good one man... 

It was as predictable as you jumping in with a womens sport defending waffle and an insult to all those doing it...... Which up until the New Wave Benders arrived was pretty much the entire pub section of this forum. 

 

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9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Most international goals scored, I believe. 
 

 

You could put a big mound of elephant dung on the goal line which would perform better than the lower ranked countries wifie goalkeepers, they actually assist the ball into the net. 

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5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. 
 

Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. 
 

I must admit I don't understand why they try and compare women's to men's records, totally different sports. Even when it's the same sport. 

I don't watch it. 

I just like speaking outdated ill-informed nonsense on it. 

Will watch wifies tennis  actually. 

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Such as?
 

https://www.ft.com/content/0ead55ca-1d85-11e9-a46f-08f9738d6b2b

The longer a race is, the more it starts to favour women.