Pet Hates

[Zeus]

Janey Godley TV and radio adverts 

 

[Quagmire]

17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It was as predictable as you jumping in with a womens sport defending waffle and an insult to all those doing it...... Which up until the New Wave Benders arrived was pretty much the entire pub section of this forum. 

 

Soops having a lie in this morning. 

[NEM]

19 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. 
 

Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. 
 

 

Totally agree but it's being rammed down our throats despite most of it being unwatchable pish.

[Quagmire]

On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

Elton John and the Drifters - what more you wanting like?  ?

[cheesepipes]

24 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Good on you. 
 

Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. 
 

 

Quite rapidly once ive ejaculated. 

[Parklife]

23 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Good on you. 
 

Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. 
 

 

As a spectator of both, Women's tennis > men's tennis imo. 

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Really? Did not know this .

Yeah. Apparently so. We're talking extreme things like 200 mile races and the like. A female relative of mine actually done the Glenmore 24 hour race the weekend just past. Done over 100 miles. Very impressive. 

[dazzy_deff]

20 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

Didnt see the Biffy Clyro confirmation.

[dazzy_deff]

I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. 

They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). 

A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. 

[cheesepipes]

Sounds like solid preparation for a major tournament. 

 

Playing drunk children. 

[manboobs109]

46 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Janey Godley TV and radio adverts 

 

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I used to help out the wifeys darts team at the old local (when they were short of players)

Always got gubbed by the big muckle hoors (none of them worth riding either) 

Did they make you wear a frock and a wig? 

[dazzy_deff]

11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Beat by a bunch of wifies. 
 

Some admission to make round these parts 

When we had boys spewing on the sideline while taking a throw in, we were just proud we finished 90 mins to be honest. 

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Beat by a bunch of wifies. 
 

Some admission to make round these parts 

Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to.

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Did it on my own accord 

Its very liberating. 

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Anything involving that beaut is cringe. 
 

She got called out for having a Twitter beef with 50 cent, using the N word etc and refused to back down on it. 
 

The kind of thing my ma' would find funny, so naturally, it's chronic 

She's not all bad then.

[manboobs109]

Anycunt ever played bowls? Reckon I'll do it when I'm older.

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I always played better with a hangover/still wasted 

We battered them first half. They were super fit though in their defence. We dropped off and they kept running for fun. 

Was a great party the night before like - some of your pals there if i remember right. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. 

They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). 

A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. 

Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. 
 

Read the rest. 
 

Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. 

[The Boofon]

42 minutes ago, Roberto said:

She is in the panto this year. I won't be going.

I'll take the bairn to the cooncil panto instead.

Janey Godley is getting nae money from me.

Oh no she isn’t. @Sooper-hanz special. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

[The Boofon]

Just now, milne_afc said:

Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

Absolutely agree. The Nicola Sturgeon impressions peak awfulness. 

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. 
 

Read the rest. 
 

Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. 

Sorry min

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to.

I piled into the team bath and gave them all a good seeing to...then i walked into the wifies changing room and shook their hands. 

[cheesepipes]

13 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

She received "rape threats". 

 

Bet the coppers laughed at that on their tea break. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im adamant I would not say that . 

Imo you'd stand and deliver that line. 

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You weren't in town on Saturday were you? 
 

Saw a man who fit the profile, was chatting to my mates. I would imagine you fit many profiles,  mind you. 

I confirm i was not and id ask if you please dont profile me. 

Its not very nice. 

[cheesepipes]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s Pipes’ profile? 

I cant help but feel it wont be very complimentary. 

 

[Henry]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

It's "face coverins, it's the law in Scotlan!" bit for me.

[The Boofon]

29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Sorry min

It’s BOD you need to apologise to.