Zeus Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Janey Godley TV and radio adverts Link to comment
Quagmire Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: It was as predictable as you jumping in with a womens sport defending waffle and an insult to all those doing it...... Which up until the New Wave Benders arrived was pretty much the entire pub section of this forum. Soops having a lie in this morning. Link to comment
NEM Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. Totally agree but it's being rammed down our throats despite most of it being unwatchable pish. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. Link to comment
NEM Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Quagmire said: On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. Elton John and the Drifters - what more you wanting like? ? 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Good on you. Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. Quite rapidly once ive ejaculated. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 23 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Good on you. Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. As a spectator of both, Women's tennis > men's tennis imo. 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Really? Did not know this . Yeah. Apparently so. We're talking extreme things like 200 mile races and the like. A female relative of mine actually done the Glenmore 24 hour race the weekend just past. Done over 100 miles. Very impressive. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 20 minutes ago, Quagmire said: On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. Didnt see the Biffy Clyro confirmation. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Sounds like solid preparation for a major tournament. Playing drunk children. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, Zeus said: Janey Godley TV and radio adverts Fucking hell they are torture. It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: I used to help out the wifeys darts team at the old local (when they were short of players) Always got gubbed by the big muckle hoors (none of them worth riding either) Did they make you wear a frock and a wig? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Beat by a bunch of wifies. Some admission to make round these parts When we had boys spewing on the sideline while taking a throw in, we were just proud we finished 90 mins to be honest. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Beat by a bunch of wifies. Some admission to make round these parts Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Did it on my own accord Its very liberating. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Anything involving that beaut is cringe. She got called out for having a Twitter beef with 50 cent, using the N word etc and refused to back down on it. The kind of thing my ma' would find funny, so naturally, it's chronic She's not all bad then. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Anycunt ever played bowls? Reckon I'll do it when I'm older. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I always played better with a hangover/still wasted We battered them first half. They were super fit though in their defence. We dropped off and they kept running for fun. Was a great party the night before like - some of your pals there if i remember right. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said: I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. Read the rest. Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 42 minutes ago, Roberto said: She is in the panto this year. I won't be going. I'll take the bairn to the cooncil panto instead. Janey Godley is getting nae money from me. Oh no she isn’t. @Sooper-hanz special. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Just now, milne_afc said: Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony. Absolutely agree. The Nicola Sturgeon impressions peak awfulness. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. Read the rest. Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. Sorry min Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to. I piled into the team bath and gave them all a good seeing to...then i walked into the wifies changing room and shook their hands. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony. She received "rape threats". Bet the coppers laughed at that on their tea break. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Im adamant I would not say that . Imo you'd stand and deliver that line. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: You weren't in town on Saturday were you? Saw a man who fit the profile, was chatting to my mates. I would imagine you fit many profiles, mind you. I confirm i was not and id ask if you please dont profile me. Its not very nice. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: What’s Pipes’ profile? I cant help but feel it wont be very complimentary. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking hell they are torture. It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part. It's "face coverins, it's the law in Scotlan!" bit for me. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Sorry min It’s BOD you need to apologise to. Link to comment
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