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[cheesepipes]

Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Bald guy with beard and tattoos. 
 

Stood at about 5'6.

Busted. 

 

Yip, that was me. 

 

 

[The Boofon]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im adamant I would not say that . 

Raging^^^^

[manboobs109]

34 minutes ago, Henry said:

It's "face coverins, it's the law in Scotlan!" bit for me.

"So we can keep living freely"

Fuck me.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

17 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

Solheim fitba trivia

Anna Nordquist the scandanavian player with the gorgeous legs is married to (think) Hamish Macalpine's loon.  

Or he was their best man.  Or something.

Next time she putts just think about the moustache... 

[sheepcrooky]

3 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Solheim fitba trivia

Anna Nordquist the scandanavian player with the gorgeous legs is married to (think) Hamish Macalpine's loon.  

Or he was their best man.  Or something.

Next time she putts just think about the moustache... 

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/golf/2476702/kevin-mcalpine-in-awe-of-wife-anna-nordqvist-after-her-womens-open-triumph/
 

Well done statto. 

[manboobs109]

39 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

She's not wrong. 
 

Sacrifices have to be made. My passport is in the post

Wonder if someone who wasn't one of Sturgeon's pals would be getting a cushy number fronting government propaganda after sending racist tweets?

They're all as corrupt as each other these cunts.

[Ramandu]

4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. 
 

Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. 
 

I must admit I don't understand why they try and compare women's to men's records, totally different sports. Even when it's the same sport. 

Agree, different sports. To emphasise the difference, here's a site which shows how boys would do against elite women in track & field and swimming. The best 14-15 yr old boys can beat the best women.

https://boysvswomen.com/#/world-record

Which is why it's a nonsense that trans women can compete in female sport.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

They are just trying to relate to folk, for whatever reason. There'll be another person for young folk etc etc. 
 

I winna be voting for them again. #MonTheGreens.

They're even worse. I'm spoiling my ballot from now on.

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Should the trans women have their own category then ? 

They should complete with their fellow men. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If you feel so aggrieved then you could stand for parliament at the next elections. 
People forget that instead of whinging like fuck all the time they can actually have a go at it themselves . Ever considered it ?

 

Yeah coz Parliament is full of Independent MP's.

You're talking bollocks Hanzoid.

[cheesepipes]

7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You're a nicer man than that, pipes. 
 

 

They are more man than woman surely. 

Big old cock n balls jangling away or maybe a smelly messy wound if they're really serious. 

[cheesepipes]

Im just jiving..... I don't actually give a fuck. 

Brings some excitement and humour to the dull as fuck Olympics. 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I think for sports this is definitely something to be looked at. The Olympics have rules regarding testosterone etc, which is why that African lassie (forget her country of origin) isn't allowed to compete, despite being born a woman. So, you could argue it actually doesn't matter, they have their own rules/guidelines to follow for whatever reasons. 
 

There were a couple of women from Mali (I think) in the olympics this year who had too high testosterone levels to compete in the 400m but they were able to compete in the 200m, which seemed bizarre to me. 

Not sure what the latest with Castor Semenya is though. Think she still can't compete. 

[Ramandu]

18 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Although everyone lost their shit at that weightlifting lassie and she didn't even qualify past whatever stage it was, so the advantage wasn't what everyone said it would be, IMO. 

She won multiple events prior to that, and denied someone the chance to compete at the Olympics. Just because she didn't win, doesnt make it alright.

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

So you would never join any of the political parties as it stands just now ? 

No chance. None of them are even close to reflecting my views.

[Poodler]

Are you even controversial if you haven’t had posts deleted from the hat?

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

If I ever made my way into the public eye I'd be cancelled immediately. 
 

"It says here sir, you called a Rangers fan on Twitter a disgusting mutant beaut" 

 

Not worth it. 

Yeah I think I could get elected, just to be immediately arrested/cancelled/hounded for all the offence I've put out into the world. 

[Poodler]

Which is a bit shit considering by the time you get to the top level of politics, it’s actually encouraged to shag children and murder them/ cover it up 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I think the same of myself. 
 

A fine for pissing on union street years ago probs get brought up. 
 

Local MSP a sexual deviant etc

Surely everyone on here has had that fine. 

 

I was once taking a piss on top of the St Nicholas centre, after the pubs had closed (so no toilets to use) down a drain, no one near and the pigs strolled up the stairs at random and done me. 

I also just once ran away from them, and talked myself out of one in Inverness so I'll call it even. 

[NEM]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Should the trans women have their own category then ? 

Aye they can have a sports day in the nuthoose

[Guest milne_afc]

P&J Live x Stereophonics - the lifetime arrangement. Fucking hell.

[Simply Red]

^gads

[Ke1t]

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

4. Start an argument. Make up sex later.

5. Kill her and call an Asian hooker.

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Pop a couple of Pele pills and remind her who is the greatest of all time. ??

*Not Messi. 

Maradona?

[Don Fonte]

17 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hard to see past Garry O'Connor.

 

 

A mirror image of your good self.

[aberdeen1970]

A long list of singers taking turns to try and outdo each other making a complete arse of singing the American National Anthem. 

Just sing the words properly for fucks sake. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

I don't want to get old. ?

[Ke1t]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

I don't want to get old. ?

Well, if it's any consolation, you probably won't. 

?

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her.   ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual)

The big pic of Richard Whitely is all sticky